fionnsmeadows

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guys i love art museums and it makes me said i’ll never be able to bring my wife to one. what if they say she’s a masterpiece and don’t give her back?

(i love you @emberdember)

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I am currently working on a project on Oscar Wilde for my internship, and was doing research.... I have not stopped laughing about this for 3 hours, and I'm not sure why it's so funny to me...

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hi darling…. i miss you……. i only threw this party for you old sport— I MEAN MY LOVE!

Ngl Gatsby's pining is sort of lesbian coded. Like I'm sorry but throwing parties and hoping some day she'll notice you and realize she likes you is just like me fr fr.

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i need to curl up with my wife asap i need to be with her and kiss her and have her kiss me and exist around her but nooo

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sooo us

how my wife and I communicate when we miss each other

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so us !!!

"Leave her be", a voice in the darkness interrupts just as the monster is about to sink its teeth into the princess. Both the beast and the maiden turn to look as a man in armour steps from the shadow into the moonlight, drawing his sword. "Let her go", the knight says, "it's me you want."

The monster barely hesitates before shoving the princess away, to rush towards the knight. Falling on her knees on the ground, the princess can only helplessly watch, tears running down her rosy cheeks, as the monster and the knight begin violently making out.

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heheehehehe me when the wife fr fr

call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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i’ve been thinking so much about how my favourite modern artist is literally a modern dorian gray

LIKE HELLO?? I LOVE YOU KEVIN ATWATER

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i love being autistic with my wife bc our pinterest boards for each other have sections

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my girlfriend is the bestest in the world and shes not your girlfriend she’s MY WIFE !!

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i’m afraid to say that i am a victim of the evil twink epidemic (he’s so horrendous i actually am so pissed)

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so us !!! (in our past lives and now that’s why we deserve each other!!)

(sitting cutely and kicking my legs, covered in gore and blood) omg that was so cool babe can you dismember that guy again

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she was being so sweet with my cats earlier and that made me want her more

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im thinking about my wife (when am i not??) but specifically like sitting with her in the gardens of my favourite estate and listening to her talk and that sounds perfect right now

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hehehe !!!

If I was a knight would you let me swear oaths to you be honest

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US !!

still life disaster

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I WANNA MAKE HER MY WIFE I LOVE HER SO MUCH OH MY GOSH WJSKDJDIDIDSI