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MC: Thank you for coming with us, Mal.

Malleus: There is no need to mention it, child of man. I am equally curious to meet your spouses.

MC: *chuckles*

Luke: *stares suspiciously at Malleus*

Malleus: Hm? Is there something on my face?

Luke: ...

Luke: You. Are you sure you're not a demon?

Malleus: Demon?

MC: Ah, well, we have demons in the Devildom, and they have horns like yours.

Malleus: ...

Malleus: Pardon?

MC: *worried frown*

Malleus: ...

Luke: What's taking them so long?

MC: ...

Malleus: Child of man, is it not getting late? It is already past the time you mentioned.

MC: Did something happen...

"It's true! Haha! You are really here!"

"Careful, young master."

MC and Luke: ...

Luke: Wait. Those voices—

*Diavolo and Barbatos emerged from the Dark Mirror in their demon forms, appearing before MC, Luke, and Malleus.*

MC: Dia—

Diavolo: *hugs them*

MC: *blinks in confusion*

Malleus: ...

Luke: Barbatos!

Barbatos: *smiles* Hello, Luke. It’s good to see you doing well.

Ace, Deuce, Epel, Malleus, Lilia, and Trey: ...

Ace: Dang.

Deuce: Oi, Ace. Quit staring.

Ace: They're hypnotizing. *was staring at Dia's chest*

Epel: Bitch— They're fucking covered! What's wrong with you?

Lilia: *is impressed* MC! *chuckles*

MC: ?

Luke: Lord Diavolo! You still haven’t explained why you and Barbatos came here instead of Solomon and Simeon! Did something happen to them?!

Diavolo: *chuckles* No, nothing happened. It's just that Simeon was suddenly summoned back to the Celestial Realm, while Solomon, on the other hand, was kidnapped by Lucifer and his brothers.

Luke: ...Poor Solomon.

MC: Looks like there's something more to that...

Barbatos: You're right. To be honest, the young master and I came here to test a hypothesis.

Trey: A hypothesis?

Barbatos: *looks at him*

Trey: Oh, sorry. I'm just curious. Haha...

Barbatos: Do not worry. Feel free to listen. As I was saying, prior to our arrival and that of the young master, Lucifer and Satan attempted to cross dimensions but were unsuccessful. Solomon then speculated that demons might not be able to pass through, but given that we succeeded…

MC: I see... so that's the case...

Malleus: Can you please elaborate?

MC: I'm sure you've already heard that, in my world, I made pacts with seven powerful demons. Based on what Barbatos just mentioned, they were unable to get through because of my connection with them.

Deuce: Um... But aren't they part of the seven?

MC: *smiles* No. Diavolo is a demon prince, the sole heir to the throne, and Barbatos is a superior demon who has pledged his loyalty to Diavolo.

MC: Given those circumstances, I can't, and out of respect, I won't.

Ace and the others: ...

Ace: Wait a damn minute— Did you say "prince"?

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I so need to find where all the Rasmus fanfics are because I literally can't find any or any of the br0ken colors characters! Like why can't I find that many?! (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩��̩-̩̩̩)

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TWST Incorrect quotes#735 THEY GOT JADE!?-

Have you guys ever wondered if the octotrio is ticklish? It's horrendously so, and I've never once been tickled, given that it's more of a land thing...

Yuu*Coming behind Jade, with evil pitter patters*Hehehe~

Jade*Not sure what you're doing, but it's allowing you to "sneak up" behind him, He started with his usual charming tone till your hand made contact with his sides and jumped*...oya?~-YAAH?!-

Jade*Holding his sides protectively, unsure of what just happened to his human body and smiling, afraid at you standing holding hands up wiggling your fingers* WHAT IS THAT!?!-OoooOooh B-BABY WHY YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT?!~I GOT NOTHING FOR YOU POOKIE-

Yuu*Devious gremlin going towards him and tickles his stomach*

Jade:..AAAAAAH!?-

-Floyd and Azul come in hearing the screams, but freeze seeing Jade on the floor, crying and twitching,g on the floor and you almost "demonically" twisting your neck to the side to meet their eyes, pulling your hands up, making tickling hands-

Azul & Floyd*Turn around screaming as you run after them* AAAH!?-

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pete dinunzio x fem!alternative!reader : the eltingville club

Pete: "I don't just listen to porn, I-"

Reader: "I was talking about Korn, the band, not porn."

Pete: "Oh...I listen to them too."

Reader: "What's your favorite?"

Pete: "Favorite what? Song? Porn video? What are we talkn' about here?"

Reader: "Take a guess."

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*MC decides to randomly compliment or show affection to their friends out of boredom*

Malleus: *is being accompanied by Lilia, Silver, and Sebek*

MC: *approaches him* 'Sup, Hornton!

Malleus: Hello, child of man. How is your day—

MC: *gives him a quick peck on the cheek and casually walks away*

Malleus: ...

Sebek and Silver: *both are stunned*

Lilia: *laughs*

Malleus: ...

Malleus: What just happened?

MC: *watching Azul and Idia play board games*

MC: *whistles in amazement*

Idia and Azul: ...

Azul: Get out.

Idia: No. Stay. Distract Azul.

Azul: What the hell— How unprofessional of you.

Idia: I'll take it as long as I win, lol.

MC: XD

Jamil: *is being busy as usual and scolding Kalim*

MC: *sneaks up behind him, places a flower crown on his head without him noticing, and quickly slips away*

Jamil: Kalim, are you listening to me?

Kalim: ...

Kalim: *beams* Yes!

Jamil: *raised an eyebrow*

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dude thats my ghost boyfriend 🎃⚡

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THIS IS SO REAL I HATE THAT 😭

You know what I hate the most ? When I'm reading a SMAU with social media and/or text an y/n isn't faceless and/or shapeless.

Like I'm sorry why am a PALE ASIAN GIRL ?? like leave me alone. I'm not a skinny either. I'm saying this with no Asian hate, okay? Y'all gotta stop putting Asian girl pictures EVERY TIME there's a y/n. ATP just make an oc.

There's no point reading an #x reader when there is a clear description or photo of the reader.

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Never picked up my pen so fast

The Three Paths of Man

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Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny

Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.

"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.

You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:

I made a small drabble based on this

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BONTEN MIKEY HEADCANONS

-He's super possessive but distant because he's scared you'll end up dying like all of the others

-Totally wants to spoil you rotten but again keeps his distant

-Will have Sanzu look after you and make sure you are safe

-He would be DEVASTATED if you ever wanted to break up with him because you're the only one he has left

-He likes cuddles he wants to make sure you're still there and aren't part of his imagination

-He is devoted to you he would never cheat just like Sanzu

-He met you on a rainy day he was just sitting there with no umbrella and you felt bad so you gave him yours (little did you know you just made the biggest mistake of your life)

-HE CANNOT COOK KEEP HIM OUT THE KITCHEN

-Last time he tried to be sweet and cook he almost burned down the kitchen

-For the love of God don't EVER try to make him jealous

-I feel it in my bones that his favorite color is black

ughhhh these are so shooorrrtttt ;-;

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Sanzu Haruchiyo headcanons

-He definitely curls his lashes LIKE JUST LOOK AT THEM THERE'S SO WAY HE DOESN'T CURL THEM...

-He's the type of guy to mainly like chubby girls

-Even though he's a walking red flag He would NEVER cheat like just look at how loyal he is to Mikey

-I like to think that he hates messing things in general

-He is definitely a little insecure of his scars

-He was scared that you would be disgusted if he ever showed you his scars but as soon as you kissed them he turned into a blushing mess you definitely shocked him

-If he becomes attached to you, he biggest fear would be you leaving him all alone

-He acts like a spoiled brat whenever you don't give him affection

-He definitely tries to not get you involved with all his gangster shit

-Definitely takes you out on rides on his motorcycle

Sorry if this was shit I suck ass at english ;-;

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It's Spooky month 😍

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My bunny

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That do be me tho

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He so cute ❤