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the aliens are making a human zoo with exhibits based off of movies they've watched to prepare themselves a foundational knowledge of human culture. your exhibit is based on the last movie you saw. what's the rest of your life look like?

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Little beans :]

Happy International Cat Day!!!

Honorable mention:

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why would you do this to me

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reposting from bsky, but heres a cheat sheet for how to properly send a message to payment processing companies over the recent highly conservative shift in where youre allowed to legally spend your money

more info here!

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aromanticism. you agree. reblog

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Bill Braun creates paintings that look like construction paper!

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Love how the morning sun caught the eye of this egret.

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Desperately trying to apply for an ETA for my vacation in the UK & everything is going fine until I try to pay. I must've tried about a dozen times by now & everytime it's just "your payment has been declined". No reason, no error code (which I'd need when contacting support), no nothing. Went to the bank today, they also had no idea what could be wrong, they said I needed some fucking online banking app for it to work, they installed it for me (they were very nice and tried their best but I'm just pissed at the whole situation). So now I have this app I don't want and don't know what I'm supposed to do with but I thought, "fine, hopefully now it'll work". I tried one final time to apply on the website, it didn't work, so I downloaded another fucking app I don't want, the one specifically for applying for this stupid ETA, AND IT STILL DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. THEY MADE ME SCAN THE CHIP IN MY PASSPORT WITH MY FUCKING PHONE WHICH I CAN'T IMAGINE TO BE GREAT IN TERMS OF DATA SAFETY AND IT STILL DOESN'T WORK. I have no idea why they won't accept my card, it's a normal debit card, according to the list of acceptable payment methods it should work, but it doesn't, and they won't let me into the fucking country if I don't have this thing. WHICH THEY WILL NOT LET ME BLOODY PAY FOR. And no, I don't have a credit card or Google or Apple Pay, so this is my only option.

Please, if anyone, especially anyone from Germany, has had this problem and knows what I could do, let me know. I cannot find anything actually useful online and, again, don't have an error code that I could relay to the website's support. This is really stressing me out because I need this stupid travel authorisation and I'm travelling in not quite two weeks.

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“Why does JK Rowling hate me so much when I look like Harry Potter that got stuck in the cupboard for 40 years?”

This is sending me.

Oh, fuck. He really does.

I’m sorry, whatever your thoughts ,this was a great joke.

This is why he gets all the Emmys.

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Behold: a cat (probably).

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best typo ive ever made i think

reblog if you feep stupid

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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The fact that people don't think friendship is enough to justify characters doing insane acts of love for each other baffles me. Like have you never loved your friend so so much you want to live in their ribcage. Have you never been really weird about a friend. Have you never wanted to bite your friends parents or shove them down a staircase. Have you never wanted to be buried in the same grave as a friend. Have u never. How do u people live like this.

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“no one’s ever mad at me unless they tell me so” is the best assumption i’ve ever made