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A silly little warmup for a silly little friday [:

i have no context, feel free to provide your own lol

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JURASSIC PARK (1993) — dir. Steven Spielberg

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The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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PEDRO PASCAL ⏤ Gladiator II | Training 

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hotgirlstiles fic recs!!

VERY SPECIFIC REC: u know those fics where its alive hale family and theyre all a little older and stiles has the BIIIIGGEST cutest crush on derek hale except he isnt close w derek but he IS close w the entire hale family who is practically in love w him?? well boy do i have TWO fics for you…

only by entering the wolf’s den and the key!! these are probably the cutest and greatest fics to ever live.. also more recs under the cut cause i have been collecting them like gold

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im sorry for reccing a wip but OHHH MY GOD. THIS FICCCCC.. ITS SO FREAKING GOOD. i love the characterization of derek here and i just. love how it's a whole 67k fic of just the pack loving and supporting stiles like THIS IS FOR MEEE!!!!! i love love this fic sm, it's so good and is such a good read to get back into sterek 🥺💖

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Across the Lake (Tarsainn an Locha)

art by @noxnthea

Rating: Explicit for Depiction of Violence and Sexual Content

Word Count: 35,247

Tags: Alternate Universe || Canon-Typical Violence || Magical Stiles Stilinski || Full Shift Werewolf Derek Hale || Location: Scotland || Soulmates || Time Travel || sorta kinda you'll just have to trust me || Sterek Reverse Bang 2024 (Teen Wolf) || Mutual Masturbation || Embedded Images

For the @sterekreversechallenges Reverse Bang 2024 based on Noxnthea's beautiful art!

Summary & Excerpt: On a backpacking trip through Scotland to celebrate college graduation, Stiles stumbles on a village shrouded in fog and mystery where the people dress and behave as if they are living four hundred years in the past... -------- “Ye’re actually...” His voice was lighter than expected, but the brogue sent a shiver over Stiles’ spine as he spoke. “Ye’re here.” The man’s face was a mask of surprise, like he knew exactly who Stiles was and hadn’t expected to see him today– but Stiles didn’t know who he was. Had they met in a different town before? “Here I am, what are your other two wishes?” Stiles winked at the man, his voice just a bit flirtatious. “I like your kilt.”

READ IT ON AO3!

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INCANDESCENT

sterek | M | 7,5k | ao3

Tags: Historical, POV Outsider on Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Unrequited Derek/Paige, Established sterek, Mates, Separations, Alpha Derek, Magical Stiles, Angst and Romance, read this like a fairytale, Reunions, Jealousy

Summary: “You are trying to court our alpha,” sang Lydia. “Surely you realize that he does not reciprocate.”

“He doesn’t stop it.” There was no point in lying. Paige was courting Derek. She would be a fool not to.

“He doesn’t care to.” Lydia arched her thin eyebrow. “Why do you think he’s still searching for his mate, hmm? Why didn’t he stop once you were here? You think you can annoy him into sleeping with you?” Lydia laughed. “He is a born wolf, darling. He will not fuck you if you are not his.”

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#SPNCHI 2024 | Gold Panel [video: WAISCHOICE]

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our love is as boundless as the sea itself

fic by @evanesdust and @sterekbros, featuring art by multiE for the Sterek Everlasting Summer 2024 Edition

You can read the magazine online here

Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Additional tags: Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Chef Stiles Stilinski, Marine biologist Derek Hale, Getting to Know Each Other, Falling In Love, Derek Hale Loves Stiles Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski Loves Derek Hale, Top Derek Hale/Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Meet-Cute, Ocean, Beaches, Beach Sex, Walks On The Beach, Anal Sex, Barebacking, Blow Jobs, Happy Ending, No Angst, Alternate Universe - Everyone Lives/Nobody Dies

Summary:

Derek tried not to stare, but Stiles was even more attractive up close—with lips that he absolutely shouldn’t want to kiss, considering they were strangers. He had to mentally shake the thoughts away because this wasn’t like him. He cleared his throat and nodded toward the trucks. “So, do you have experience with turtle rescue? We’re always looking for more volunteers.” “Yeah, yeah. I used to help sometimes with my mom here when I was a kid, but I’ve been volunteering in New York for the past seven years.” Stiles rested his hands on his hips and glanced around the beach before his eyes returned to Derek. “I’ve read one of your pamphlets though.” Stiles’ eyes trailed down and then up Derek’s body. “How many do you think are out here?” Was he…? Derek paused, his thoughts momentarily scattered by Stiles’ blatant once-over. Usually, he didn’t care for attention like that, but Stiles’ gaze was oddly flattering. It was different somehow. Refreshing. “We’re estimating hundreds,” he finally responded. “But we won’t have a clear idea until we’ve scoured the entire area. It’s going to be a long day. Think you’re up for it?” Derek hoped he was. ...or the one where a chance encounter led to more.

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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

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I am so sorry for everyone who lives in the us right now, I can’t even start to understand how scary it is

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HEARTSTOPPER + season 3 imdb ratings

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Deadpool & Wolverine (2024) dir. Shawn Levy

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Come, we fly! HOCUS POCUS (1993), dir. by Kenny Ortega

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RACHEL WEISZ & BRENDAN FRASER as EVELYN CARNAHAN & RICK O'CONNELL in THE MUMMY (1999)