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Percy gets a sunburn and Oliver is like this nice man sold me an umbrella for you for only €20!

Perciver au where they travel to Rome and Oliver keeps getting scammed while Percy is distracted by Roman artifacts

Percy wanders off to look at an archeological site and finds Oliver with a dozen shitty bracelets and roses and he’s just like wow can you BELIEVE how friendly these people are

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Perciver au where they travel to Rome and Oliver keeps getting scammed while Percy is distracted by Roman artifacts

Percy wanders off to look at an archeological site and finds Oliver with a dozen shitty bracelets and roses and he’s just like wow can you BELIEVE how friendly these people are

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The idea of Oliver taking up knitting but not being very good at it, and making Percy these very ugly rage-filled hats and scarves. Like full on the most hideous woolen monstrosity you've ever seen.

And Percy spending about forty minutes debating if he can really wear this to work before deciding fuck it, he loves his husband more than he hates this scarf and so venturers out wrapped in orange and green awfulness, glaring at everyone who looks at him funny and loudly declaring "my husband made this for me".

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im sorry but when you grow up and interact with people irl youre gonna have friends where you dont fw their tastes. sometimes youre gonna meet someone chill whos also a hazbin hotel fan or have a really nice coworker that likes taylor swift and youre gonna need to mind your business and shut the fuck up or youre gonna be real lonely

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Hello!!!! Just wanted to say I’ve been loving your fic so much and I drop everything when I get a chapter update.

You’re so talented!!! Also happy pride

Oh thank you! And thank you for reading it! 🥰

Happy pride!!!!! Stay safe out there! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water

it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.

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“I want to decompose in a bog” well you clearly don’t know the first thing about bogs. Clout chaser

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hm yes i like this character. now shoot him 5 times in a parking lot.

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Franz Heinz illustration from Die Rheinlande - 1900 - via Internet Archive

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My stupidest head canon is that Percy Weasley would absolutely kill at rhythm videogames or Tetris. Like world championships kind of skill. If presented with a formulaic and focus based activity, Percy will try again and again until he’s become an expert.

Also, when Oliver shows Percy Pokémon (because his muggle cousins have gotten a Gameboy, and Oliver thinks Percy will find it neat the same way he did television) Percy watches him play through it a bit. Two weeks later, after Percy has settled into a nightly routine of playing while relaxing, he gives Oliver back the Gameboy— and Percy Weasley has, in fact, caught them all.

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*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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Reminder to myself to write some Percy/Oliver/Harry stuff

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big fan of stories that, while undoubtedly being about the power of friendship, acknowledge that the power of incredible violence is just as important

the love was there. the love changed everything. the crowbar helped also

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death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u