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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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I don't think enough people stop to consider the implications of the Brown Note.
Imagine if you had the power to make a large group a peopleshit themselves. I'm talking about instant crowd dispersal.
What's the ratio of toilets to people in an office building? A conference hall? You play the Brown Note over the intercom, it's not going to be good.
Imagine an indoor concert. 50 to 100 thousand people in an enclosed space with loud speakers. Lock the doors, stop the music, turn on the Brown Note, all hell breaks loose. I'm talking at least 75% mortality rate, maybe more.
Think about it
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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Glad to see our bots are getting more sophisticated. Still not sure what a "troub" is, though. I'm clearly not educated enough.
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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Libraries are like sleeping barracks for books. The shelves are nicely organized bunk beds, and if you speak too loud you might wake them up.
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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No cognitive decline for meeee, today
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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'Infinite Love Without Fulfillment' is "I gotta pee" music.
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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A lot of other straight guys complain about the g-spot in their ass. I don't complain about it. Instead, I complain about my swamp ass. Two sides of the same coin ig
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fishlampsposts · 2 years ago
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If we're so concerned about the oceans rising, why don't we just chip away at the ice wall and let some of it run out?
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