never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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a "midwife" you say... tch. such a foolish word. a wife could never be mid. all women are epic
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I hear Kendrick Lamar murdered Drake with his voice.........shouted him apart.....
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someone keep me in check i NEED to post more about adventure is nigh ok wait poll
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unconditional love.
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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one
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Engineers going to uni for years to learn what beavers 馃Λ know intuitively. Embarrassing.
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You have to follow a couple cringies to #keepitreal. Dont unfollow me.
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why is @were--ralph tagged on every werewolf post. How do you get a notorious reputation for being a werewolf fucker on the werewolf fucker website
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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway
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Happy birthday to 2 kings 馃挭
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