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idk i don’t punch much. i’ll keep u posted

It’d be nice if I were able to do some o th things pokemon can do. Moves an shit. Spit poison. Emanate paralytic energy. Whatever fuckin happens with dragon breath. Generally be more able t fuck shit up.

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i can use a rage fist just not as effectively

It’d be nice if I were able to do some o th things pokemon can do. Moves an shit. Spit poison. Emanate paralytic energy. Whatever fuckin happens with dragon breath. Generally be more able t fuck shit up.

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Nothing like texting your friend a picture of your burns and him asking "why do you look deep fried" like WOW its almost like i've been burnt to a crisp by a giant fire dog

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Someone at this Pokémon sanctuary taught the Chatot to say fuck and now they won't stop saying it

It was me, I'm someone

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it would seem he does. i should prbly reflect on wht that says abt myself. i’ll do that over a brownie

love you too, wallet

Nauseous Pelipper Mail! Very, very, very salty aspear & chcolate brownies. There’s 9 now. Who knows how many the poor Pelipper accidentally ate.

Try enjoy love youuuuuuuuu

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wallet. wallet i don’t want 2 say it. i say it so much. i want 2 b nice. but i have 2 say it.

wallet what the fuck

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can’t blame u there

idm them. pelipper mouth warmed them nicely. hesh is glaring at me 4 eating them. chaterböx n polly r at the blondies. kraft apparently just wants what i want

didn’t pip like them? surely she didn’t turn her nose up

Nauseous Pelipper Mail! Very, very, very salty aspear & chcolate brownies. There’s 9 now. Who knows how many the poor Pelipper accidentally ate.

Try enjoy love youuuuuuuuu

@polteagueist

wallet. wallet i don’t want 2 say it. i say it so much. i want 2 b nice. but i have 2 say it.

wallet what the fuck

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coz work is busy y was the pelipper here so quick

nvm i know y

u need 2 keep better eye on ur scones

i’m doing fantastic in comparison.

i have blondies i can send you if you want. for you or to tempt kraft away

lucky u

oh shit, fuck yeah i’ll take whev u can spare. i’ll hv a nibble n decide their fate

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Nauseous Pelipper Mail! Very, very, very salty aspear & chcolate brownies. There’s 9 now. Who knows how many the poor Pelipper accidentally ate.

Try enjoy love youuuuuuuuu

@polteagueist

wallet. wallet i don’t want 2 say it. i say it so much. i want 2 b nice. but i have 2 say it.

wallet what the fuck

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only if you consider innately delicious blondies without any herbal infusion “special”

good coz i already half of 1. yh pretty special in that way ig. ty again anon

y is chaterböx singing

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the anon offered! n didn’t say shit abt me paying. p sure. but fine if u insist

dearest sister, i am in need of baked goods. would you oblige my request by sending cakes to my office posthaste?

i’m doing fantastic in comparison.

i have blondies i can send you if you want. for you or to tempt kraft away

lucky u

oh shit, fuck yeah i’ll take whev u can spare. i’ll hv a nibble n decide their fate

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pelipper mail! 4 cinnamon blondies

checked, cinnamon should be mimikyu safe! enjoy

tysm anon. u r relieving a bit of my headache. chaterböx “do you remember when we used to dance”ing 2 the pelipper kinda negating it ngl but he’ll shut up now it’s gone

ohhh rq these rn’t “special” right? just 2 b sure

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i’m doing fantastic in comparison.

i have blondies i can send you if you want. for you or to tempt kraft away

lucky u

oh shit, fuck yeah i’ll take whev u can spare. i’ll hv a nibble n decide their fate

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you okay aster?

tired from work n chaterböx learning heat of the moment n kraft trying 2 steal my FUCKING BROWNIES PLZ DUDE IM LOOKING FORWARD 2 THOSE

so yh n2b hbu

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none of us r free from the hold capitalism has on us. not humans nor pelippers

What the Pelipper Mail service doesn’t want you to KNOW is that those Pelipper are free. You can just grab one.

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|| so I’m consistently not homeless now yipee. honestly remembered this existed because I imagined chaterböx singing shugaaaa like in soad sugar. they are rotated in my brain still I assure u. try get back into this ig? having a job like aster’s but less interesting is kinda killing that tbh lmao

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My first day owning rattatas, on my hands and knees begging them to be normal