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I went to this Northwest Passage museum once where they had the white explorers' journals on one side of the exhibit and the native people's accounts on the other side of the exhibit and the explorer journals were like "our canoe had almost sunk when we encountered some kindly Indians" and the native histories were like "we watched a bunch of strangers come down the river in the shittiest canoe you'd ever seen. Also, they had no rain gear"

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the goodest sir commissions for @cecefi <3

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Graduated cold boy style

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Fitzier clothes swap

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The post-it fitzpost-it grind continues

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hi, would you be willing to post photos of your crozier cosplay? i just started watching the terror and i remember seeing them when you posted them a while back but i just think it's awesome how much you look like a younger version of jared harris

Sure thing! Ironically, the best Francis photo I have ever taken is this quick selfie where I'm just wearing the scarf and a pea coat, lol:

But here's the cosplay. One day, I'll do something in the snow, now that I live up north:

And for more Jared Harris cosplay fun, here's Valery Legasov from Chernobyl:

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The fitzjames guide to turning your co-worker into your co-sweetheart

(in case you can’t make my handwriting out)

1.) Get Bratty!

Annoy & defy them on purpose!

#1 way to make sure you’re in their mind 24/7! (Does he also write melodrama? lol) Bonus! it’s hottt when they get mad. Works like a charm!

2.) Close proximity.

Put effort into staying as close to them as possible… regardless of the situation (hickey getting it(next to a drawing of the flogging scene))… When the opportunity presents itself, get real close and whisper something to their ear. (whatever it is you say, make it sexy) [jfj whispers to crozier “we’re walking.”]

3.) Damsel in distress.

Be vulnerable! Have them help you when it’s needed (create the problems yourself if you must.). Let’s hope it doesn’t have to come to this, but if things go sideways at work, ask them to euthanise you and make it as sensual as possible. As a last hurrah of sorts.

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something something jopson fitzjames and peglar all start showing symptoms of what will kill them in the same episode where tozer and hickey r court marshaled. they’re all sentenced to death in the same episode.

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Today I learned that in a letter, James Fitzjames drew this little guy and my life is now irrefutably changed

absolute art

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happy mother’s day to office siren and mother of 127

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mutual pining simply never misses. the yearning. the stupidity. the desperation while also thinking themselves alone with it. the rattling relief at the revelation. the way it works in so many scenarios— friends to lovers? a banger every time. casual hook-ups/friends with benefits while they both want more? show-stopping, spectacular, incredible. enemies who are so deep in denial it just makes them madder at each other? utterly unmatched every single time. slow burn, fast burn, burning while already fucking. mutual pining really just is that girl like truly who does it like her

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The Terror screencaps part 4

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:-P

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10 min Fitzjames abstract

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This is An Article. I think it was written by one of us.

Highlights include:

Link 🔗