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[fixlan-stan]

Why did you people do this.

you mean, like, stan cc? because it's fucking fun, that's why.

[fixlan-stan]

nah, you just seem the type

hi @fixlan-stan!!! it’s good to see that…somebody still thinks I have a future with the coalition. Declan’s fur sticks up, and I keep thinking of licking it down…how do you know that I wants to do that???

[fixlan-stan]

not true! I think fixture is hot

Fixture is Vriska Homestuck.

[fixlan-stan]

like, how would they switch to lovers tho

ohhhh i'm fucking stupid :P anyways, I think it's definitely a slow burn, over the course of many duo missions, where they eventually come to respect each other a little more each day. but if you think the only way for it to happen would be a shared trauma, i can't disagree ig

[fixlan-stan]

How would you make Fixture and Declan get together? Like, what might make them happen as a couple?

Honestly i think it's definitely an enemies-to-lovers deal, but what isn't in the coalition?

[fixlan-stan]

wait r u like jokin w/ allie being a bad person? only good one.

I'm saying that alzor is at worst morally grey and indulging in necessary evil by existing. if alzor is a good person then why not sable? they have similar worldviews.

[fixlan-stan]

also, alzor can kill RATS. considering his nickname of ‘ratter’ and how often we see panels of him laying traps, it’s very viable for it to be his primary ‘soul’ source.

Killing rats is animal cruelty and we both know it. Alzor is a bad person you're just simping because he's a short man

[fixlan-stan]

so you think it’s funny to shoot people? that’s a ha-ha side trait to you???

I said funny little guy *with* a shotgun, you subliterate buffoon. the gun is a side trait, the being funny is a main trait

[fixlan-stan]

we don’t see alzor in canon killing anyone!!!! !!!! like fixture is THEEE single most problematic one but all of us know that- like, include a disclaimer about how deck’s problematic. at least.

You joke about Declan with a shotgun as if gun violence isn’t a very real issue

alzor is literally canonically a lich, he cannot exist without killing people. as for declan using a weapon, i have tagged every post where i mention it with gun violence, alright?

[fixlan-stan]

fucked up that you're following a fixzor :/

fucked up that you fucking care which trashfire takes i like to follow

[fixlan-stan]

declan literally kills people and you think that's okay?

as if literally anyone else in the coalition doesn't. if you wanna get to problematic, you should see basically fucking anything that dewey does

[fixlan-stan]

Fix just needs someone who's going to call out their bullshit, and Deck needs someone who can actually have a fucking personality and not just be either nice or an asshole to him. I think it should work tbh

before you attack me for my "toxic ship" or whatever, I think that declan could and should try to help Fixture. They are both the fucking problem in the coalition, they need to come together and work out their differences. Also declan needs a power bottom like Fix in his life fr

[fixlan-stan]

i fucking love normal!declan because he's literally the same in every fucking au like he doesn't change at all he's still just a silly little guy with a shotgun

[fixlan-stan]

Hiiii, it’s @fixzorforever (asking on anon cuz it’s a side.)

Glad to see another Catperson Coalition fan on tumblr!!! we’re scarce these days

Love seeing another coalition fan, but idk fixzor is kinda problematic (like fixlan isn't lmao but at least declan knows when he's being manipulated)

love seeing another coalition fan tho!

[fixlan-stan]

before you attack me for my "toxic ship" or whatever, I think that declan could and should try to help Fixture. They are both the fucking problem in the coalition, they need to come together and work out their differences. Also declan needs a power bottom like Fix in his life fr