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Honestly bizarre that tomatoes get all the flack for “not being a vegetable” because they're technically a fruit when:

A) There are a ton of fruits that get categorised as vegetables. Like this also applies to pumpkins, squashes and cucumbers.

B) The fucking mushrooms are standing there at the back of the crowd in this witch trial, trying to look inconspicuous because they somehow got into the vegetable club with no fucking controversy despite the fact that they're not even plants.

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The Magnus Archives - MAG 102 sketch

That's one way to overreact, Elias

I just found this scrolling through my 2024 drawings and it makes me laugh too much to not post it anywhere

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The flip side of “cleanse diets don’t do anything” is that if you tried a cleanse diet and you did experience a notable reduction in fatigue, joint pain, and general blarginess, you need to talk to an allergy specialist, because there’s nearly a 100% chance that means you have an undiagnosed allergy to some component of your customary diet.

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every night

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a lot of really annoying media discourse on tumblr comes down to people having a hard time accepting that both of the following are true at the same time:

for any work of fiction interesting enough to be worth talking about, there will be multiple equally plausible and valid interpretations that are possible - and by interpretations here i don't just mean headcanons about minor details, i mean how you read the core themes and character arcs. and very often some of those equally valid interpretations will directly contradict each other and that's ok

not EVERY interpretation is valid, some are genuinely just dumb as hell and unsupported by the text

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Under observation.

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i adore being confronted with the staggering breadth of what individual people can get obsessed with. there's nothing better than having That One Mutual with an advanced degree in ancient greek tragedy who writes minecraft youtube fanfiction to remind you that anyone can love anything

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My Comrade magazine (1987-1994)

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the best fanfic is the one the author had fun writing actually.

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"Morale-improving measures"

Last minute entry for @jonsimsandcats !!!!

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The traditional Earth ballad is back!

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"I don't wanna bother you"

Have you considered that this is how your presence feels?

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not to sound like an annoying fan but like. you guys know if you don’t like dear evan hansen you can just say that, right? you can just straight up go “yeah, it wasn’t for me” or “I didn’t like the music” or “the plot wasn’t my favorite.” like you don’t have to justify it further. it’s fine. every time I see someone say they didn’t like it because [insert character, usually evan] glorifies being a bad person and it’s problematic media, I want to rip my hair out

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