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“youre so mean” if you guys werent fucking stupid i wouldnt have to be mean to you. change starts with you

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I join the Discord server

I mute the Discord server

I'm never seen again in the Discord server

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🪷

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Is it all about yaoi for you

Yes.

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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where did he get those

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I honestly love the versatility of sire-childe relationships. Like they could literally have any dynamic. That’s my mom or dad. That’s my lover. That’s my roommate. That’s my best friend. We’re like siblings. We’re mortal enemies. That’s some guy that stops by for a beer sometimes. That’s my mentor that keeps checking in on my progress every night. They saved me. They ruined me. I hate them. I love them. I know nothing about that man. We know everything about each other. See what I mean

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I think the fattest wild pigeon in a given city should be venerated as a sort of civic deity.

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 I got a couple of movies from Netflix and they had these cool Halloween-themed mailers. Maybe I’m easily amused, but they’re kind of nifty!

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A tiny sparrow bird stealing a fry off a dinner plate in Greece.

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WHAT

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Well excuse me you monster who has the power to rise the land

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so since i've started writing fics again and by extension reading some fics again, thumbing through whats popular etc, i've noticed like....a serious drop in literacy. as in i can tell most of what i read is written by someone who only reads other fics that were written by people who only read other fics etc etc

so like idk here's a reminder to read a book or 2