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many of you need to be more unapologetically indulgent about your hyperfixatons. make shitposts, let yourself get emotional, be so Normal, have stupid fun.

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t-shirt that says HAVE YOU WEPT AT THE MERE THOUGHT OF INTIMACY TODAY?

on the back (would you like to?)

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Greta and Carson // A League of Our Own Season 1, Episode 1 - Batter Up

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Wait actually I’m interested. What is a tattoo that you want to get?

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Meg Ryan as Sally Albright in WHEN HARRY MET SALLY… (1989)

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Nominee for the 95th Academy Awards: Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

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people have the audacity to equate vanilla with “plain”. the fruit of a delicate orchid pollinated by hand. worth its weight in solid gold and beyond. the fussy black-and-cream jewel of the american continent. you sick son of a bitch. imagine a world without vanilla. no blondies. no pound cakes. no crème brûlée, no coke floats. no cream soda. no satiny new york-style cheesecakes. no warm apple pie à la mode. no velvety complexity to bring out complex notes in chocolate desserts. no depth of flavour in your cakes and cookies and milkshakes. all in just a few precious seeds or grams of paste or perfumed teaspoons of liquid black platinum. what you don’t understand could fill the library of alexandria seven times over and then some. you ungrateful bastard i’m going to kill you

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For people with anxiety about filing taxes, here’s what things that happen when you make a mistake on your tax return:

- it gets corrected

- you get a letter in the mail either asking for some additional information or a letter showing the adjustment

- you pay the amount (there’s options for payment plans too!) or get a refund

Things that do not happen

- you’re “in trouble”

- you are charged with fraud

- you go to jail

I know that most people are probably just joking/exaggerating when they say a mistake on their return means they get thrown in jail but when I worked with the public I always would encounter people who believed that would happen and they would be panicking about it. So I like to put this out there every year because if I can even prevent one person from feeling that way, it’s worth it

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Thank god I'm gay because honestly... women

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absolutely obsessed with this old Slovenian coin with an olm on it. just look at it. no need to make more coins, we've already peaked with this good boy over here

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D'Arcy Carden as Greta Gill in A League of Their Own (2022–)

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Maybelle Fox - A League of Their Own 1x06 (3/3)

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girl can i she/them titties

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For a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.    Yes, he must indeed! And who better than one of our five girls?

PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (1995) dir. Simon Langton | Episode 1