Hi I’m Munchie and Welcome to Jackass. (25+/bi/joculatrix/>:3c) All trigger tags are formatted as "word//". DNI if you don't love trans people; Don't ask me to read long discoursive posts on here I Will replace your kneecaps with whoopee cushions. [Est. 2011]
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text


“never too late to be who you might have been” by sara yukiko mon | still from i saw the tv glow, “there is still time”
65K notes
·
View notes
Text

I’m so happy I got this shot earlier holy shit
66K notes
·
View notes
Text
Thailand legalising weed for the entire country all at once, was lowkey such a funny event because literally everyone went crazy with it. They were putting weed in everything, man, we had weed fried chicken, weed omelette, weed soda, weed lotion, weed popcorn, tempura weed, it was insane. They were putting weed in fucking everything they could think of even shit that you're not eating, they were putting marijuana in like lipbalm.
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
Dark Greetings!🧛❤️🦇✨ I run an 18+ What We Do In The Shadows fan-server on Discord, and we are coming up on our fifth anniversary! We started off in the interim between seasons 2 and 3 of the TV series, and have kept going since!
To celebrate the occasion, we are holding a 12+ hour marathon stream in which we will be watching and chatting about some of the WWDITS properties together! It'll be on June 14th (next Saturday), and starting at 6am MST. All are welcome, but please be sure to observe our server rules while you're with us. :3
Here's a link to join the server [X] - please note that you must select a role for yourself in order to remain in it!
For any questions, please feel free to message me! Hope to see y'all there! 👻✨
#munchie posts#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#wwdits discord#wwdits 2014#wwdits tv series#wellington paranormal#flashing tw
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
[on the verge of defeat and delirious with lust] i could be a wound in your heart that will never heal
13K notes
·
View notes
Text










90s x-files photoshoot (shot by david lachapelle)
8K notes
·
View notes
Text

4K notes
·
View notes
Photo


So my brother just paid me to buy a life size solid snake and im having to take him home on the bus
35K notes
·
View notes
Text
Gender is a performance and it’s time to play the music it’s time to light the lights it’s time to meet the muppets on the muppets show tonight
83K notes
·
View notes
Text
i really could write an essay on how shit is that we’ve completely abandoned the monster-of-the-week episode format even when rebooting shows that relied on it to replace them with grimdark edgy plotlines where nothing feels good or accomplished at the end of the day
#I think the term everyone means is anthology but yeah#so many shows get ruined by yhe need to have A Continuous Plot and like ...... its not a necessity#look at st tos- sure there's details that carry through (as in life) but it doesnt all have to be intrinsically connected#thats why one week they grapple with survival on a hostile planet and the next they get to go play 1920s mobsters.
113K notes
·
View notes
Text
generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading
52K notes
·
View notes
Text
i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

29K notes
·
View notes
Text
I need you people to realize that you can be friends with people older than you. like, much older than you. like, decades older than you. you can be friends with these people. regular friends, just like anyone your age. it is possible.
64K notes
·
View notes
Text
they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into
31K notes
·
View notes