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fanfic titles are like “we have not touched the stars (nor are we forgiven)” and then you look at the tags & the first one is “anal fisting”

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point

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revealing yourself as monstrous and inhuman and expecting me NOT to fall in love? ok….

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ok so i know that torture doesn’t actually work but for the sake of our t4t rp session you gotta pretend that that it at least works a little.

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I'm on vacation with my family, and I took an early morning picture of the sea for you.

she's so stunning i want to put her in a heart shaped locket

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worst fear is that i write something from the heart and it gets mocked as #tumblrprose . second worst fear is big big big big ant colony conspiring to kill me to death

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so many things about those movies were atrocious but i actually think the hobbit films were brilliant for entirely making up a female character who was never so much as mentioned in the books. i think that more book adaptations where the author was too misogynistic to consider that women might exist in their story should do that. i think that they should be required to. if we're very lucky we might even get some decently written female characters out of it.

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Made it all the way to work and realized I forgot my cyanide pill in case of capture

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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(never degraded someone before) you have your mother's cruelty. and your father's cowardice.

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“It's calcifying. The river has found an opening in him.”

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pausing torture to let the victim know i don’t personally get anything out of this sexually and if i did get off on torture they are nottt the one i would pick bc i find them kind of repulsive lol but anyway yeah i’m not like some kind of pervert this is old fashioned love of the game. you know you’re like kind of unresponsive and shitty to talk to. like i’m giving you information about my life this is a conversation. you should work on that it’s really unpleasant. Anyway so this one is called the “scavengers daughter”

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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

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why bother caring about the environment when 1. It’s so obviously a lost cause and 2. There’s definitely going to be a nuclear war?

And what are you doing about it Anon? Learn about ecological restoration or get out of my way.

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some of you aren’t even perverts you just have normal sexual desires that you are ashamed of

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Haven't figured out a politic way to word this but before saying someone/thing "makes you uncomfortable" please ask yourself this important question: is it any of your fucking business