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FIQ 26

Annie: So I was just having a conversation with John about Star Wars; particularly, about the choice of architecture. The amount of people who die from falling down bottomless pits is TOO DAMN HIGH! Like, who designs architecture like this? Catwalks with no guard rails whatsoever, just zigging and zagging through enormous voids. Giant holes to nowhere! John: It's by design. It's a cleaner look, for a more elegant time. Annie: Like… who the fuck put this hole here???? And why???? John: Exhaust? Annie: Darth Maul falls down a hole, Palpatine falls down a hole, Solo falls down a hole, everyone falls down a hole! Star Wars universe needs OSHA. John: Luke falls down a hole, Boba Fett falls down a hole… Annie: Yes, yes, I forgot about those! R2-D2 falls down a hole in the Millenium Falcon after he fixes the hyperdrive. John: We're onto something here! Annie: Obi-Wan almost falls down a hole. John: C-3PO falls off the barge into the sand. Pretty close to falling down a hole. Annie: His lightsaber does though. John thinks hard about what other Star Wars Characters fall down holes Annie: What if the hole is symbolic? The hole represents the dark side. John: Nah, doesn't work. Luke chooses to fall down the hole instead of joining Vader/The Dark Side. Annie: Fair point.

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FIQ 25

Alab: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Vinny's birthday invitations. Elaina: Well, what are they supposed to say? Alab: "Vinny's birthday". Elaina: So, what do they say instead? Alab: "Vinny’s bi". Elaina: Elaina: Works out either way.

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FIQ

Jordan: accidentally eats something too spicy so their eyes start to water Moire: Jordan, look at me. It's okay. I would die for you. I love you so much. You're the best person I know. Jordan: I'm not crying? Moire, hugging Jordan's head: Shush baby, it's okay. Jojo is here and they love you with their whole heart.

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FIQ - Sibling love

Ameythst: Chidi, we need that! Chidi, holding Adanna over a trash can: Nope. Ameythst: Gimme it— Chidi: It’s garbage.

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FIQ 23

Kai: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Ally: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Cody: Ya know… it might be.

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FIQ 23

Amani: Truth or dare? Ameythst: Dare. Amani: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room. Ameythst: Hey Prasiddhi? Prasiddhi, blushing: Yeah? Ameythst: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Haneen.

(Last one with Haneen for a while, I promise)

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FIQ 22

Bailey: Made you all playlists! Bailey: Alex, yours has only heavy metal, and is dark like your soul. Bailey: Nikolai, yours has sad songs and blues to pair with your crippling depression. Bailey: And Amani has the ABBA Gold album.

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fiq 22

Trey: I want to grow up and be like Bailey! Bailey: That is called Acquiring Depression.

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FIQ 21

Qasim: We all have our demons. Qasim, grabbing Evelyn: This one’s mine.

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FIQ 19

Mila: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Melodie: It was me… Mila: …Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

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FIQ 18

Quinn: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

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FIQ 17

Adanna: I could kill you if I wanted. Bailey: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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FIQ 16

Alab: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Thiago without them noticing? Mateo: Hey, Thiago, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny. Thiago: takes and swallows tracker Pay up, loser. Alab: …

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FIQ 14

Eduardo: What does the doggy say? Bow wow. Dashawn: What does the kitty say? Meow meow. Aren: What does the moo cow say? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(If you remember Aren existed, clap your hands....yeah me neither until I started this blog)

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FIQ 13

Haneen: Rules were made to be broken. Lara: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Austin: Uh, piñatas. Veronica: Glow sticks. Moire: Karate boards. Eduardo: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Haneen: Rules. Lara:

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FIQ idk

Cody: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I’ve got a whole box of old positives at my house. Ally: You’re an American treasure.

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FIQ 15

Rosalie: Hey, can we stay in your dorm tonight? Odette: Why? Rosalie: Aphrodite fiddled with an ouija board and cursed ours. Tamia: Amani doesn't know how to banish spirits, so they just throw salt at them and yell "DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!"