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„It’s just a simple ice cream, and George hasn’t had the company of anybody but his kid and his two only friends in a while. And Lando is not that bad when he’s not talking about letting kids cover themselves in very probably non-edible paints and other art crafts.“

Did some art inspired by Sweet Talk written by the wonderful @beabnormal24

Go check it out! It was such a fun read!

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lmao George Russell I was unfamiliar with your particular brand of psychological warfare

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looks like oscar’s awkward flirting (banana moment, holding umbrella, and comparing shoe sizes) have worked on george and now they are going on padel dates

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Ooooooh...George invited Oscar to play padel tomorrow!!!

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A MAX AND GEORGE COMPILATION OF MOMENTS TOGETHER WITH KIMI AS THEIR KID

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Oscar really could've had the umbrella all to himself but he chose to hold it for both him and George too 😭😭😭

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Clarkson: For everyone who loves the beef between George and Max Verstappen, I'm just going to burst that little balloon by saying in the press conference after the race, before the cameras were turned on, they were chatting like old mates, sharing photos on their phones and all sorts. So there you go. Whatever's gone on between those two end of last year and last time out in Spain, it feels like all is good in the hood.

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keep your enemies closer or whatever

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You vs the Guy who decided to bother you when you’ve already won the championship so truly nothing matters anymore

(heavily influenced by my mutuals gax beef posting)

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Max fans who hate George are so funny to me bc like... bro your favourite driver has just found his one true rival and you're MAD about it? this is literally the most exciting thing that could happen to him right now.

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Oscar is slowly becoming George's resident umbrella holder

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Gax - Canada 2025 Report

- starting with George being asked about the Spain incident and saying he's bumped into Max at the airport, but forgot about the incident because he was there with baby Lily. He was also mildly annoyed at having to wait in line at security while Max folded the stroller and all. Max confirms and said they just had a normal chat, no talks of the incident.

- qualifying - George gets pole, Max is P2 congratulates him. George is asked about turn 1 and says "I have a few more points on my licence to play with", much to my amusement. Little shit.

- post-quali presscon - Max annoyed at reporters for bringing up the ban, but seems to be in a good mood with George.

- Oscar, overwhelmed by his crush on George, decides to compare shoe size with him. Max is amused and intrigued and says that the reason why George's braking is so good is that he has big feet.

- Nothing happens at turn one, and the race is relatively uneventful. At the very end, under the SC, we have mutual snitching: George braked erratically!!! Max overtook me under SC!!!!!

- Cool down room: George and Max with their son Kimi. They bring up the same incident from 2011 because they are loser nerds.

- Podium: Max decides to spray champagne all over George's back while he just stands there and takes it. Very normal, very not-homoerotic behavior.

- Interviews: Max is asked about the SC incident and shrugs it off, saying he understands what happened and all is good. All was, in fact, not all good.

- Press con: Max and George gossip for two minutes straight while covering their mouths with their hands. Extremely typical of archnemesis. George compliments Max and says anyone would want him on his team. He is then asked if he's going to jump in the lake to celebrate and Max suggests doing a NAKED CALENDAR. MAX. To which George says he'll think about it since he's still out of a contract, and Max is delighted. George also reminds us he likes Taylor Swift.

- Redbull being shits: Horner is completely not obsessed with George, and RBR files two protests, unbeknownst to Max. George and Max head to the stewards for another episode of their divorce EXCEPT they walk out of it together looking.... Fine? Divorced but working on it?

TO BE CONTINUED???????

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kimi successfully parent trapped his divorced parents after only 10 races

honestly, that’s talent

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see y’all next race

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oscar holding the umbrella for george (for the ??th time) ^^