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I think the hellhound tried to eat me

nOt mY dEpArtMenT, or pRobLem.

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"If you've got any with cats on, I wouldn't mind one."

nOt zzzzUrE i Got aNy wiTh tHozzzE, iLl chEcK.

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Lord Beelzebub, I lost my shoe in one of the labyrinths of torment. If it pops up in the lost and found, could you let me know?

dOubt iT woUld bE tHere, sOmeoNe proBabLy atE it.

bUt yeah, FiNe.

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"Oh yes, of course!" he lied.

oKaY tHeN....

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"I didn't hear what was going on but I did hear 'stickers'." ... "Can I have one?"

dEpeNds.

aRe YoU DoiNg a gOod jOb?

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wHat iF i BuiLd a RoLleRcOaSteR tHat'Z rEalLy fAst aNd pUt aNnoYiNg dEmOnS On iT fOr liKe a FeW yEaRs...

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i DidNt lEaRn it, I kNow wHat kYs mEanS.

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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kys

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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OK

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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okAy?????????????????????????????

aNyThiNg eLse??

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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ALRighT.

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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oh GreAt. I hAv3 a FeW...

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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aLriGht. dEal.

aLzo, wOuLd yoU bY aNy cHanCe wAnt a StiCk3r..... ???????

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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gOod.

thAnkZ?

beelzebub.

how are you doing hmm?

- crowley 🐍

tRaitor.

quiTe well ActuAlLy.

jUzzt onE thing...

hOw do yiU speLl gOrjAss ???

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I've always found stickers to be a good positive reinforcement! The glitter ones are the most coveted but puffy ones are also great.

ZZZZTICK3RS????

thAt's abSurD.

nOboDy wAnts sTiCkers....

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You know, they do say you catch more flies with honey...maybe rewarding the legions of the damned might motivate them a little more!

wHaT wOuLd I reWarD thEm wItH tHoUgh???????

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Good point. Aspirin might be the most competent of all the Above and he's not exactly winning any awards for his work.

tHerE's NO wAy tHat tHose AngLes wilL fInD GaBeRieL bEfoRe we Do. tHey sHouldN't bE rEwArdeD fOr anYthing tHey dO. cAn't ThEy jUst MiraCle sOmeThInG fAncY foR thEmselVes? iT'z NoT lIkE anYoNe In hElL iZ rEwArdeD wItH aNyThiNg.. unLesS tHeY dO sOmeThiNg rEaLlY usEfuLl fOr mE.