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THAT brocedes interview

That gave me heart palpitations. I feel CRAZY.

Here's a full transcript:

DC (On Toto Wolff and Zac Brown missing Christian): Your yin needs and yang, Nico, I would say on that one, so in most respects I think they probably are.

NR: It's like Senna and Prost, who suddenly, when Prost retired, Senna realised, 'Oh damn, I hate that guy, but I actually want him to be here.' And they became best friends afterwards

DC: Well, your world championship win in 2016, would you look back on that so fondly now if it hadn't have been Lewis Hamilton that you beat, who was your teammate and your big rival at the time?

NR: No, of course not, that really made uh- was a big part of it for sure, so you are right, in that sense.

DC: So do you miss Lewis now?

NR: Uh (laughs nervously)

DC: (unintelligible) just ask the question-

NR: uh- I- I'm okay, I'm okay

DC: Are you still next-door neighbours?

NR: We uh-, we live in the same building, yeah, so we catch up from time to time. But we have a very nice, mutual relationship now UM-

DC and MB: "A very nice mutual relationship...."

NR: Moving on-

DC: Have you- has he still got your safe? Was it when he first moved in, you put his- your little safe in his apartment?

NR: The other way, he put his safe in our apartment.

DC: Yeah, you looked after the jewellery for a bit.

NR: I was considering whether I should kind of like I should forget where I put it when he next asked for it but then I did give it back.

MB: When I was driving for McLaren and you two kids, were karting at the time, came in and terrorised the motorhome, you were so annoying as kids, you and Lewis, running 'round the place

NR: Yes, uh-

MB: Causing havoc, I've always wanted to tell you that actually.

DC to MB: And there you were trying to have a nice quiet moment.

MB: Well me and Nico have a mutual relationship, as of now anyway.

NR: The worst was the hotel rooms we left behind because we shared a hotel room for two years. Uh and we would have- like- wrestling competitions (laughs) in the hotel room. They (the hotel rooms) would not look- they wouldn't be at their best afterwards.

DC: Bit like rock and roll on tour was it?

NR: Yes yes yes

DC: Sometimes I love a rain delay because you get the sort of information we never actually expected to get when you came into work that day.

..... after some talk about the weather .....

NR: Is there any way- I just got sent this funny picture of Lewis and I as thirteen-year-olds, is there any way for me to get that on screen or?

The photo in question:

NR: I just got that yesterday, because we were always on holiday together you know, we were best friends at the time. So here was us actually at my parents house, quading, flat out quading, always with an engine, full speed on everything. And Lewis was proper nuts, like he was nuts. Completely. I remember once we went jet skiing together, I was on the back of him, on the same jet ski, oh my goodn- I made- I had such a big shunt, I flew off in the biggest way. And then we went with two stand up jet skis, and we were- I was watching him go off this giant wave from the ferry, he did not lift. He was- I'd never seen someone go so high, airborne and he came crashing down and knocked open his chin, when he smacked down onto the jet ski as he landed, just completely- so he was lying there half unconscious, I had to- I had to go like check that he's okay, his chin was cut open, a complete nutcase,

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everyone needs to be insane about some kind of stupid, meaningless bullshit thing. probably multiple things.

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It's likely already been said, but Oscar quite clearly learning from Max where not to leave himself vulnerable when starting from pole in Spa and then using that lesson to overtake Lando as soon as they were released from the safety car was utterly delicious

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The little-known 10th circle of hell, known as "Favorite character is extremely popular but you are also extremely particular and everyone is wrong".

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Are you currently looking forward to something?

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Emotional Walls Your Character Has Built (And What Might Finally Break Them)

(How your character defends their soft core and what could shatter it) Because protection becomes prison real fast.

✶ Sarcasm as armor. (Break it with someone who laughs gently, not mockingly.) ✶ Hyper-independence. (Break it with someone who shows up even when they’re told not to.) ✶ Stoicism. (Break it with a safe space to fall apart.) ✶ Flirting to avoid intimacy. (Break it with real vulnerability they didn’t see coming.) ✶ Ghosting everyone. (Break it with someone who won’t take silence as an answer.) ✶ Lying for convenience. (Break it with someone who sees through them but stays anyway.) ✶ Avoiding touch. (Break it with accidental, gentle contact that feels like home.) ✶ Oversharing meaningless things to hide real depth. (Break it with someone who asks the second question.) ✶ Overworking. (Break it with forced stillness and the terrifying sound of their own thoughts.) ✶ Pretending not to care. (Break it with a loss they can’t fake their way through.) ✶ Avoiding mirrors. (Break it with a quiet compliment that hits too hard.) ✶ Turning every conversation into a joke. (Break it with someone who doesn’t laugh.) ✶ Being everyone’s helper. (Break it when someone asks what they need, and waits for an answer.) ✶ Constantly saying “I’m fine.” (Break it when they finally scream that they’re not.) ✶ Running. Always running. (Break it with someone who doesn’t chase, but doesn’t leave, either.) ✶ Intellectualizing every feeling. (Break it with raw, messy emotion they can’t logic away.) ✶ Trying to be the strong one. (Break it when someone sees the weight they’re carrying, and offers to help.) ✶ Hiding behind success. (Break it when they succeed and still feel empty.) ✶ Avoiding conflict at all costs. (Break it when silence causes more pain than the truth.) ✶ Focusing on everyone else’s healing but their own. (Break it when they hit emotional burnout.)

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lol this is so true. and also really cool in a way i could never explain to anyone who isn't Like This

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24h Le Mans 2025

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i want a mysterious source of income

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you gotta have freaks and gross weirdos in your life it’s imperative to understanding the truth of humanity

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Was compiling Mark's pathetic face for commissioning someone and I didn't realize that he is really THAT pathetic

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mark can never ever be normal about oscar and neither can i

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I think about paint a pretty picture all the time im currently stopping myself from rereading it completed so i dont wear it out even though i pretty much cant i wish there was more like it out there in the world

it comforts me just knowing how much this comforts you!!! and if I had any more of this story to give to you in return I would.

but alas. fandom has not been my happy place lately and I have not kept up with things (including this note, I am so bloody sorry) but do you write? because writing what you want to read is exactly what started me on this unhinged martian train in the first place.

scrolling around, i literally just saw this post talking about what Mark’s reaction will be when Oscar breaks his win record and my heart melted and my brain is now doing things and I am consumed by the thought of Mark entering his proud dad era alla ‘paint a pretty picture’

and like, it’s Daniel’s record too he’d be surpassing, so of course he’s there too as the begrudging yet supportive older brother and I literally have no direction I’m going with this except to say that even without the words on paper, we dream on anyway and that will always be there when we need it. X