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oh my gosh- 😭

“They wrongfully silenced us and took away our free speech on these campuses!”

You literally stabbed someone in the eye!

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Pt 2 of my Hazbin redesigns! More are on the way! (Adam is getting a RE-redesign soon!)

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Loid and Anya in season 2 is literally just me and my dad

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Loid Forger-core

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Loid (drunk): I have a crush on Yor.

Frankie: Dude. She is your wife. You got married for reals 4 years ago.

Loid: She’s.. pretty.

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Literally, I just want a marriage like their’s 😭

I don’t think you guys realize how much a crave a domestic relationship. I will happily bake my future husband a batch of cookies when he’s had a long day, as long as he gives me hugs and back massages when I’ve had a stressful day. I will gladly serve him breakfast in bed, as long as he surprises me with McDonalds. GIVE ME A DOMESTIC MARRIAGE LIFE, PLEASE.

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EXACTLY ‼️

I don’t think you guys realize how much a crave a domestic relationship. I will happily bake my future husband a batch of cookies when he’s had a long day, as long as he gives me hugs and back massages when I’ve had a stressful day. I will gladly serve him breakfast in bed, as long as he surprises me with McDonalds. GIVE ME A DOMESTIC MARRIAGE LIFE, PLEASE.

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I don’t think you guys realize how much I crave a domestic relationship. I will happily bake my future husband a batch of cookies when he’s had a long day, as long as he gives me hugs and back massages when I’ve had a stressful day. I will gladly serve him breakfast in bed, as long as he surprises me with McDonalds. GIVE ME A DOMESTIC MARRIAGE LIFE, PLEASE.

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These people are actually sickening. But I love the guy making them feel stupid afterward lol

LMAOOOOOO

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Not enough talk about Lily and Ben’s relationship

Imagine being Lily. Your sweet older brother is always there for you. He sings you lullabies, comforts you when you’re sad, lets you dress him up. You know he loves you. And one day, for reasons beyond your own understanding, someone hurt him. Hurt him badly. And now he can’t talk. Now he can’t sing. Now he can’t laugh. Imagine being Lily, trying to comfort your brother while he’s in the hospital. Holding his hand, maybe trying to sing to him, like how he would for you, only for your parents to tell you to stop because you’re only causing him distress. Imagine being Lily, you watch as your brother becomes distant and aggressive. You're scared one day he might snap at you. Nothing you do seems to make him happy. He never seems.. happy. Imagine being Lily, your brother being sent away to be with your aunt and uncle. You’re left wondering “Was there anything I could’ve done to make him less sad?” But you’re just a kid. What could you have done that countless therapists had already failed at. Imagine being Lily and your brother is now facing monsters every night, scared and you don’t know if or when he may die. So you try to spend as much time as you can with him, but your parents make you leave the room, because you’re not “old enough” to be hearing about all this.

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Thank you so much @tmkalp for creating that wild west au 🙏 and for being ok with me making my own :D

So here, have Chase being hog-tied to a train track!

First things first(because you KNOW I gotta add a description to every image lol)

I hate that goddamn train. I'm gonna admit I traced the hell out of it and it took me hours??? It came out so ugly brooo

It's WAYY too small but not a single cell in my body is motivated to redraw it

Aight, train rant over

Buddy is supposed to be a western prostitute(the pants were supposed to be non-transparent fading into a transparent tone) because I couldn't think of any other villainess role in a western movie.

Not that I was more creative with Chase 💀

I literally just looked up 'western film female protagonist' and stole ideas off of there

Also yes, Chase is in extreme back pain

Buddy: Well hello there

Chase: *muffled insults*

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If you do, drop the link 👀

I’m surprised Chase hasn’t gone into any vampire stories yet, seeing as to how attracted he is to them. Just imagine the jealousy Buddy will feel when he sees Chase getting all smitten with another goth boy

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no honey you can't support Hamas and be a fundamentally good person that just doesn't add up

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A gift for Eve.

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I like to think their way of “kissing” is booping noses/snouts against each other’s.

I find it really weird when people draw the dragons kissing like humans do lol. I don't think every person who's drawn that is a weirdo just to clarify it's just that it looks off considering their anatomy isn't made for that. It would be cool to see some other interpretations of how dragons would show affection to their loved ones that makes sense for their species and stuff idk ! I love seeing everyone's dragon behavior/biology headcanons they're always fun even though I don't know much about those things myself

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Oh as we dance to the Masochism Tango📻🎶

A smol comic from my Butcher x Florist AU!

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