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I love my canceled wife (max, oscar and lance)

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I — a Brazilian — thought everything was very normal in Gabriel's reaction to Nico's podium, so I went online and saw non-Brazilians impressed... yes, it's cute, but this is a SO normal reaction in Brazilian relationships, with friends, lovers, acquaintances and family, you can hug and kiss someone you've never seen in your life, just because you're happy😭

I'm glad Nico has embraced our culture

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two male birds attempting mating rituals

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Soooo… a carcar divorce fic, where oscar is like this:

And Carlos is like this:

a fair amount of drama and the double vision of how a marriage can fall apart? I'm working, but I still don't know how it will all end! My hands and my mind are not in sync.

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Can someone find me the video of our beloved geography nerd being silly and asking the OBVIOUS difference between the Singapore and Monaco flags to our "I'm not French, I'm Monegasque!"????

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the look of a thousand longings

eye fucking each other in a room full of people. putting lando in the cuck chair. oscar’s huuuge grin at carlos. carlos looking like he’s planning on eating that twink alive.

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back home from the second great war lestappen

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I see so many people calling some F1 duos "brocedes", but the only relationship there that could come close to being brocedes are Galex...

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ur so right for the max in fanfics thing. like wym "charles kissed all of max's eight packs before moving down on his pronounced v-line"

and they always make sure somehow max is double the size of charles. even outside of lestappen fanfics.

y cant they embrace ORIGINALITY? all drivers are hot as they are

Exactly!! We are always talking about the pressure on women's bodies and we forget that men also experience this, Max is constantly criticized and compared to other drivers, even compared to Charles!! It is such a dirty thing to do, Max is beautiful and proportional, he is a healthy man who practices physical activity in addition to having a diet, his body is a reflection of his performance, it should never be ridiculed or compared, he is perfect.

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A fairy dies every time an author doesn't describe Max's real body in a lestappen fanfic (it's the only ship with him that I read)

Max is BIG, SMOOTH, SOFT, he has HUGE thighs, HUGE boobs and few curves, his body lines are more rectangular, he has natural muscles and broad shoulders. It's not hard to describe his body!

So offensive to change his body to fit standards, it looks like they took Henry Cavill and put Max's face on it.

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I have a theory — with scientific basis — that a romantic relationship has a greater chance of working out when one of the people involved is team Valentino and the other is team Marc...

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george: max is so dangerous!

lando: he's like mario kart

oscar: oh my god, that was a crazy move

charles: he's so funny!!!☺️☺️☺️

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Charles "defended" Max and showed understanding of his irritation with the overtaking, although we know that Max will still be sleeping on the couch

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In my opinion, Monaco should become a kart race between drivers... just saying... since we can't take away Charles' home race, do something a little more fun for us and for them.

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Charles and Max's interactions give me nausea and butterflies in my stomach, I need them together all the time, stuck together and huddled together like only they can.

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*drops Carcar post and runs away*

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short fic carcar because I felt like writing something quick!! 😘

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65542198