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One of the reasons I never finish stories. To much stress. Writing is harder than you think. 🙃

For those of you who don’t know, the reason I took my last hiatus was due to an enormous amount of people asking me when I was updating certain series. I was getting four to five asks a day about it. It doesn’t matter if you compliment me first, and then ask. It’s really stressful for me. I do this for free.

I was planning on fully deactivating my account and deleting all of my writings over this.

I woke up again this morning to 7 asks about when I was updating (x) series.

This has the opposite outcome from what you probably want, all this does is discourage me from writing more and makes me feel like a content machine rather than a person. I know y’all don’t mean to make me feel that way, but that is what it does.

I have plans to finish all of my series. As I have said before, I have all of them fully mapped out and the plot lines are solid, I just need to write them, which is a lot harder to do than you think.

- Reina

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Let me know

For Writers:

Reblog if it’s okay for your followers to leave you an ask telling you what the one thing is they remember you for as a writer.  Is it a scene or a detail or a specific line? Is it something like style or characterization?  Is it that one weird kink they never thought they’d be into, but oh my god wow self-discovery time?

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Same

Me publishing my writing and then realizing there’s a typo:

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Boku no Hero Academia click and drag game!

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osamu breaking my heart and me cumming, that’s it that’s the tweet

I don't usually like writing angst, but I like Osamu, so..... 😔 porn and angst below.

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You didn't know what else to do.

You were pressed to the counter, hands pinned above your head with one hand as Osamu pounded into you from behind at a furious pace. Even though you're being filled to the brim by him, there's an aching emptiness he can't seem to reach.

What happened to us?

You wanted to be enough for him, but you saw how he looked at the girl who came in every Friday at 6 with an order for her college team. How he lit up around her like he never did around you. It wasn't fair- how did she get that reaction when you couldn't? You knew him. You have known him, since high school. You knew what he liked to listen to when he rides the train, his least favorite book, you knew where had lost his virginity and even what brand of tofu he preferred to put in his miso soup.

But did he know you like that? Did he care about you the same way anymore?

He definitely knew how to get you to come. His technique is as good as ever and he's hitting that spot inside of you that makes you burn with pleasure hard enough that you're almost crying. Would be even notice if you did cry?

He never looked at your eyes when you fucked anymore. You push to look back at him and see that he has his eyes screwed shut.

The push sent Osamu farther into you than you thought he could go, and he grinds into you, deep and hot. Pressed to the hilt, you can feel his cock throbbing as it presses deeper into you still. A hand ghosts down your stomach and teases you, the light touches enough to send you over the edge. Muscle contract and you shake minutely as the bliss radiates up, moaning his name as you climax. Your velvet heat pulsing around him finally gets Osamu to cum as well.

When he pumps into you, grunting her name out instead of yours, you choke. You knew on some level, intellectually, you weren't stupid, but having it confirmed like this? Grief wraps like a fist around your heart.

You can't do this anymore.

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Sugar Daddy!

Aizawa: Why does this shit always happen to you guys?

Momo: Aizawa-sensei! You can’t talk like that! Not in front of the child!

Aizawa: That’s exactly the problem, Yaoyorozu! Why the hell is Midoriya a child?

Izuku *one year old*: [indistinguishable but adorable baby noises]

The entire class: AWWW!

Mina: Alright, it’s decided! I am taking care of him! *gets slapped away by something long and pink*

Tsuyu *retrieving her tongue*: Mina-chan, I think it will too stressful for you. I have experience with children. I can care for Izu-chan until he turns back to normal.

Momo: N-nonsense! It is mostly my fault that he is in this state, so it is my responsibility to take care of him!

Uraraka *innocent and not so much whistling*: He seems most comfortable with me though.

Kyouka: I babysit quite a lot. Plus, I can actually live with night shouting. So… I guess, I could do it!

Mei: Ladies, ladies, you all are missing the point. *pulls out the machine from hell* The baby will never be safer with anyone other than me!

Hagakure: Wouldn’t your machines hurt him?

Mei: Oh please, I was raised by the machines! And just look how I turned out!

Momo: That’s exactly the problem!

Aizawa: Hey, where is Todoroki?

Todoroki *bursts through the door, dressed in All Might suit with a bunch of All Might plush toys*: Come here, Izuku.

[IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!]

Izuku: Waaah! *crawls towards Todoroki and hugs AM plus toy*

Todoroki: Sorry, guys. *shamelessly and smugly walks to his room*

???: THAT SON OF A BITCH!

*Everyone looks at Bakugou*

Bakugou: That wasn’t me, you fuckrags! *points at the true culprit*

Everyone: URARAKA-SAN?

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All might x Aizawa

Look what I found on the internet while being on the deep dark side of anime and Hentai. I can not even with this. I never even knew I shipped them until they yesterday!!! GUESS WHO IS TRANSLATING THIS WEEKEND!! 

I AM!

Not a great Yaoi translation, better than nothing. ;)

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This is..... Yes.

List of Vocal Sounds for Smut

I present to you a - probably quite incomplete, I’m sure I’m missing a lot of speech sounds - reference list and a bit of a guideline for the different ways one can describe the sounds your characters make whilst writing smut. I’ll definitely be referring to it, because I sometimes get stuck on exactly how to describe a particular noise. (aka, “he can’t groan again, he just groaned last paragraph”)

Sounds (noun, both independently and describing speech): breath/breathe, gasp, moan, groan, pant, whimper, whine, shout, yelp, hiss, grunt, cry, scream, shriek, sob, growl, curse, sound, sigh, hum, noise, squeak, snarl, howl, roar, mewl, wail, choke, keen, purr

Sounds (noun, describing speech): rasp, husk, drawl, plea, murmur, whisper, beg

Descriptors (adjective): loud, hushed, quiet, low, high, high-pitched, little, tiny, soft, deep, unrestrained, restrained, strained, breathy, rough, sudden, short, drawn-out, sharp, harsh, hard, thick, smooth, thin, heavy, impassioned, insistent, hungry, passionate, repeated, filthy, debauched, sweet, slow, deliberate, guttural, languid, surprised, husky, distracted, happy, pleased, satisfied, wordless, cut-off, bitten-off, contented, hoarse, extended, long, depraved, aching, choked, strangled, broken, helpless, shuddering, shaky, trembling, urgent, needy, desperate, wanton, shattered, pained, eager

Combine a descriptor and a sound for best effect - for example, “needy moan,” “pleased hum,” or “sudden scream.” You can even use two: “low, rough grunt,” “sweet little cry,” “desperate, filthy noise,” as long as you don’t repeat a word that means the same thing, unless you really want to emphasize it. Avoiding repetition is pretty key here. You don’t usually want to say “hushed, quiet gasp” except on rare occasions when it’s very important how soft the sound was.

Use your own common sense, as well; some sounds and descriptors don’t generally work well together. “Deliberate shriek” probably wouldn’t work well, and neither would “languid grunt,” but again, this is all very situational - play around! Have fun.

Feel free to add to my lists, use for your reference or pass them around. It would be fun to see a randomized generator made, too, I’m just too lazy to do it myself. ;)

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There is nothing better than a father who is there for his daughter.

Florida simp

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This make me said 😔🤚🏾

RIP Aiyana Jones, who was killed in her sleep by police 7 years ago this week. black kids deserve to grow up too. #BLM

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Damn straight 😂

❤️

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How they first met their black S/o Dabi, Tomura, and Hawks

Dabi [Ashtray]

This motherfucker is on a whole new level. 👀

The boldness of this mans is beyond you.

Of course japan have night clubs that you go to every now and than.

Just so you can get drunk, dance, and live free.

In a villain club the heroes don’t even know about.... Like really. 😬

But you didn’t know.

What you were not expecting was a hot sexy villain from across the clubs to be eyeing your peaches 🍑.

Nor did you expect his to place his hands on your hips while his 🍌 rubbed really close.

“Dabi likes.” Was all he moaned before full on grinding.

You were fucking hammer to the brim and didn’t care either.

If you thought those tiktok girls dancing the wap shook their ass hun you should have see yourself.

Dabi that night at the club found a new fetish. . . Big, Black, and juicy girls. The wilder the better.

He also liked digging his thumb inside the softness of your ass. The thought of doing bad things to your body got him hot and horny.

He don’t know what it was. All he knew was that black girls are naturally born as sexy with bodies like that.

He. Wanted. To. Ruin. You. 🥵

And gentle was not a word in his definition.

His only hope was that you could match his sex drive.

Tomura [Crusty Dusty lips]

He got his legs shot the fuck out. 😂

That’s fucked up to laugh at, but he’s a villain so it’s okay 👌🏾. Right?

He didn’t want anyone who he felt like would be associated with the heroes in anyway.

So... They brought you.

Freshly graduated from a Nursing school exchange student top of her Japanese nursing class.

Trust me you were kicking and screaming, uppercutted Dabi twice, got another guy in the dick. 💅🏾

“Rejected ass Deadpool motherfucker!” You shrieked.

✨ You go girl. ✨

“If you don’t calm the fuck down I’m going to burn you alive.”

Dabi could have sworn you stopped for that split second to cut your eyes at him. Right before all hell broke out.

Again.

Tomura was fed up and tried to dusk you.

Bet. You didn’t send your right hook him diagonally and sent him flying back.

If he wasn’t mad he got real fucking mad now.

He succeeded in dusting you.... Is what he would like to say, but that didn’t happen. Cause it didn’t work on you.

You laughed out loud. The sound of his pride shattered into pieces.

Now he got an angry black bitch locked up in his room ready to throw some hands the moment he opens that door. 🙌🏾

Hawks [Keigo Takami]

Let be honest.

Hawks has a seventh sense for detecting a juicy thick with three C ass.

He saw that butt and was like “Damn, I need that ass.” 👀 and “Thick thighs save lives.”

You’re school was doing a training session with Pro Heroes. Nursing of course.

The only problem is not not many Heroes wanted to pair up with you because..... You’re different.

Hawks. Happily. Obligated.

Maybe this will be her chance to prove stereotypes wrong? Nope.

“Is it true that your people are loud and aggressive?” He asked with balls of steel. 🤨

You can bet your ass he didn’t have a fun time with you. ✨

“That thing you said was so disrespectful.” You smiled (innocently?) I think not.

Normally you would hit him, but you got to represent your fellow black people. 😤✊🏾

He wasn’t aware on how much he fucked up. He was going to find out for the next hour and thirty minutes. 😂

When he was fake drowning you basically said, “My J’s arent worth sacrificing over your life.” Preceds to look at nails. “Sorry boo.” 😙💅🏾

She wasn't even warring Js though.

He tried again.

Only for you to tell him “Just give up and drown.” Maybe possibly pushing his head underwater out of spite. 💀

Hawks - 0, You - 1

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Thank you. Anymore tips?

a guide on how to write and make it work for your black readers bc some of y'all be forgetting we exist:

instead of "he ran his fingers through her hair", try "he put his hands in her hair." about anyone can put their hands in their hair, but not everyone can finger comb through that hair. it might be better to not mention hair in that sense at all, but if you're going to, at least consider everyone.

don't put e/c (eye color), h/c (hair color), h/l (hair length), etc. if you're going to disregard it and write it as if everyone has long, brown or blonde hair and blue-green eyes anyway. at that point, you should just make it an x oc story.

black people don't blush!!! "her cheeks flushed red", no, they didn't!!! write embarrassment by stuttering, fiddling, or common tells, like playing with a hairtie on their wrist or awkwardly tapping their foot. you can say "her cheeks heated up" because that just implies our face got warm, but don't mention a visible blush.

"she threw her hair up into a messy bun." 👁👄👁

now, to my fellow black/poc writers!! reblog and offer some knowledge!!! tell these writers how to be inclusive!! i'll be waiting :)

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How they first meet their black S/o Eraserhead, President Mic, and All Might

I can’t draw for shit but for Blacktober I plan on writing. So for all of my black reader you can bet your ass I’m going to support this month’s event. Smash it together with Kinktober too and you got juicy stories. Now onto the story.

Aizawa Shouta [Eraserhead]

All he saw was "That Ass".

He his head turning left and right.

His eyes were so glued to them that you sometimes looked over you shoulder for the Mofo.

You never caught him because that bitch had spiders senses.

“Lucky fucker hasn’t gotten caught..... Yet.”

His favorite parts were when you had to bend down to grab something. Rarely happened, but he soaked it up.

At one point he was catch staring.

You glared into those dark sexy eyes from across the bar for a few minutes.

All while he realized that he was royalty fucked.

You caught him.

He couldn’t look you in your eyes after that.

That’s okay because you took the chance to engage in conversation with him before he could run away.

He wasn’t shy. He just didn’t like talking very much. ☺️

Teasing him was a must because he derserves it after looking at it for to long.

Expect something like “Do you like when my ass clap or my thighs squeezing together?”

Truthfully he would be casually honest. Backfiring on yo ass.

With something like “Both your ass and thighs are equally satisfying, but wondering what my dick would feel like between them is even better.” 🤤

Oh no he didn’t. Oh yes he did.

“I’ll get back to you on that thought” 😤

You left defeated. Beaten by your own game to the point you were basically stomping away. 💢

Aizawa - 1, You - 0

Hizashi Yamada [President Mic]

Believe it or not you were an exchange student for college. 21 years old and working at a part time job.

Your job happens to be at a bar where pro heroes like to relax on the down low.

Bruh. Deadass caught his attention while walking by him.

He was looking at that cake 👀 In them apple bottom jeans.

When I mean he was looking. He. Was. Looking. 👁👅👁

Couldn't help but can communicate on that booty.

“Look at them cheeks slap." He said out loud.

Out fucking loud.

You turned around on his ass hoops flipping and all. Of course those cheeks too.

“Yo! who is this mans talking to?"

I swear half of the room thought you were going take off your hoop earrings and throw the fuck down.

He sat the fuck down. Hadn’t heard a peep from him all night since.

Best believe you cut your eyes at him.

Bitch better know who the fuck he talking to. 💅

Ngl Aizawa too was looking at that cake he just wasn't saying anything about it.

Toshinori Yagi [All Might]

It’s always the juicy ass. 🤦🏾‍♀️

He was an exchange student in America, while you were just joining to nursing course. College.

No. Not the Hero one the normal one.

Cause you ain’t got time to be dealing with these mofo. Just asking to die.

That and you deadass said to one of them “Get back up one more time and I’ll finish what the last fucker started.”

Also that person you said that too was All Might 😂.

The younger version of All Might though. 🙃

Still it was ALL MIGHT!! That bitch was folding gang members like a lawn chair left and right.

Suprising. . . He didn’t try you.

Gang members feared him, He feared you, and you feared no one.

Why? Because these hands are rated E for everyone.

One thing All Might loves other than your attitude is the fact that you have the 🍰.

I can’t stress how much he loves watching your ass cheeks clap in those tight shorts while you walked away. 🥴

He hate seeing you go, but loves to watch you leave. He keeps you running back and forth like a soccer team.

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Blacktober Stories

How they first met their black S/o Eraserhead, President Mic, All Might.

How they first met their black S/o Dabi, Tomura, and Hawks.

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Tell me why she’s not my spirit animal

well i’ll be damned

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How their Friends/Family react to a Black S/o [Haikyuu, Ukai]

Keishin Ukai

Friends: 

When his friends first saw you they all nodded in agreement. That he was an Ass and thighs person above tities. All day anyday.

Thank god you had the whole packaged all in one.

You were scared that they may not accept you, but the opposite had happened. They LOVED you.

You can bet your ass they they separated you from your man so they could flirt with you themselves. 

You can also bet your ass that your man didn’t allow that to happen under his watch.

Although they did apologize as the night was closing because your man gave you that look. You know. That jealous look he gives you when he’s about to ravage your body later.

Expect limping for the next few day and 

Bad Girl ~ Nsfw

Family:

His family is just the sweetest. Although understandable that they were shocked when they first saw you.

It as pretty awkward to be honest because they tried so hard to speak english around you. At least his Dad. His mother couldn’t

Action speak louder than words! Though they were in vain cause you knew japanese lol.

Bet. They didn’t bow and say sorry to you.

His grandfather was a little worrisome. He wasn’t a bad guy it’s more like his time period way of mind that scared you.

By the way that was dumb to worry about. 

They (Kei and his grandfather) act so much a like that it became a family joke at bonds you together with Grandfather. 

Yes, he allows you to call him Grandfather. That does mean he doesn’t ‘Hate’ his grandson.

Don’t tell Kei this but you and Grandfather in law had a heart to heart about him being proud of his grandson. That he’s glad he looks like him when he was younger. 

(Who you trying to fool old man. Y’all still do look alike though.) You thought.

Also his family made you stay. No if, ands, or buts. You’re staying the night. 

Beware your man is a rogue. 

Oni at night ~ Nsfw