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occasionally i will edit poems onto photos of professional cyclists 🚴
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seeing a player’s chain peek out of their jersey is like lingerie for men
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look at him. my pretty princess
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blocking a lycra fetish blog not because they are a lycra fetish blog but because they are an anti-immigration, trump-supporting, anti-vaxxer transphobe
#literally a summary of the first four posts on their account!#usually i let the lycra/sportswear blogs live and let live#in the same way i let insects beneath a stone be#knowing full well i am just as incomprehensible to them as they are to me#though this blog did like my latest poetry edit#but had the nerve to reblog shitty political stuff interspersed between the porn
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Thoughts that are mutual between cats and their people:
Yeah you're cute when you sleep but you didn't let me sleep either so I'm going to annoy you now because I'm bored. Hahah get poked, sleepy idiot.
How do you not comprehend this when I am literally staring at you. Like I understand that your brain can't understand things this nuanced but come on, how do you not get this.
I don't know if you know that what I am currently doing is an expression of affection, but that won't stop me. Knowing that I showed you that I love you is enough.
I heard a crinkly material and the sound of you chewing so I have to know what's in your mouth RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
I can't communicate with you and you can't communicate with me, so I'm just copying the tone of the sound you're making in hopes that you understand that I try.
You are doing activities beyond my comprehension, and I find this fascinating. I will never understand what the fuck you are trying to achieve here, but I am intrigued nonetheless.
Hey are you ok, you haven't done your weird thing in a while. Yeah I don't get why you do that but I know you do that when you're ok.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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*reads a gorgeous line in a fanfic* oh my god. how is this possible. how did they even fucking think of this. the symbolism is spot on. the planets are fucking aligned, everything is one and all and the world is complete, my soul is at peace
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'why r you smiling at your phone' cool girls from tumblr interacting with me mind ur business
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One of Us by Paruyr Sevak + Wout van Aert and Mathieu van der Poel in the Cyclocross World Championship (men's elite), men's Ronde van Vlaanderen and men's Paris-Roubaix in 2023 and 2024.
#back on my poetry bullshit 💪#(btw this wasn't intended as shippy but yes it's a love poem)#but isn't your rival since childhood also a kind of significant other? it's not a term that implies romantic connection!#and they're significant to each other certainly#wout van aert#mathieu van der poel#poetry#poetry edit#cycling poetry#paruyr sevak#poem#cycling
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just call me an obnoxious cunt next time spotify
#mostly because it's difficult to quickly define the genre of my all time favourite band#i am NOT the type to ever call my music taste by either of those words because (making sweeping generalisations here)#those kinds of people tend to be deeply insufferable#and i try and be nice :)#music
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men should look disheveled and be on the ground more often
#mathieu van der poel#<- prev but how can he do it more often than he does already#perfect post-race anguish#(though at roubaix he was pretty chill)
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this means everything to me
#finn and isaac!!!#i fucking HATE cycling's sponsorship model because you get genuinely some great guys‚ entertaining riders who are going to do great things#then they're sponsored by a country noted for gross violations of human rights#yeah. sucks here sometimes.#cycling#but this was very sweet
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similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life
#LMAO#this post is a flashing neon sign to the m/c mutuals#i do love it when a normal post gets blorbotagged into sportsblr and OP is baffled
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FUCKING HELL HOBSON!!
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in the club straight up squandering it. and by it i mean. my potentioal
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reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from
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Public transit be like your bus is due .....now! ........now! .....any second now.......okay now! Just kidding uhh..............now! Okay itll be 17 minutes ☺️ hope that helps. Aw shit we sent the invisible bus again
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