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ONE MORE WIN FOR THE GAAAYS

Some "helpful" reviews, in case anyone is on the fence about watching The Sandman:

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There's so much going on for Simon during his first kiss with Baz:

-Revealing he has never thought outside of heteronormativity before ("look at me, I'm kissing a boy!!")

-Noting Baz's vampirism, comparing it to Agatha being warm (like a regular human) and Baz being cold (his coldness becomes something he'd gladly warm him up with his lips, his hands etc)

-Maybe his more gentlemanly nature, but mostly how he's kinda out of it, in the sense of how new it is for him to "go off script" rather than going through the motions of what's expected of him ("am I cheating on Agatha? Oh right, we broke up already lol never mind")

-His traumas related to homophobia (he worries they're being watched while they kiss, but then relax when he realizes they're alone in the woods)

-His sudden realization that he has always wanted Baz. He goes "finally I have you right where I want you", as if he had been planning this all along, as if everything about them has been leading to this. He also goes "I'm never letting Baz go" now that he know how he wants him, and "I like him like this" (underneath him, with his tongue down his throat lol)

Meanwhile Baz is snatching and throwing away that anti-vampire anti-gay cross, and just going "is this a good kiss? Fuck it, I'm living a charmed life" and that's it, just a dramatic gay little vampire having his first kiss while dramatically surrounded by literally fire.

Also funny how Baz compares sharing a room with Simon with a fire, and how he often thought "this will end in flames" and it well, it did! There were certainly flames while they kissed the hell out of each other

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therapist: on a scale of one to ten, how oblivious of this situation were you?

me: Simon snow during the first chapters of carry on.

therapist: what?

me: a hell of a lot.

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other fandoms: oh.. i wish my ship was real :(

carry on fandom: OH REALLY??? WELL TAKE THAT! *show cute snowbaz fanarts*

carry on fandom: AAAAND THAT! *throws chapter 61 into their faces*

carry on fandom: AND DON'T FORGET ABOUT THIS! *evocates fck the mage, scones and jeans memes*

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the old families: fuck simon snow!

the numpties: fuck simon snow!

the goblins: fuck simon snow!

baz: IM FUCKING TRYING, OK?!?!?

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look, we all know that Wayward Son was the book that made all of us cry and scream till death, but we CAN NOT forget the unicorn smoothie scene and how furious simon was when he discovered Baz knew what a real unicorn tasted like

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not simon snow related but AAAAAAAAAA

HEARTSTOPPER (2022)

↳ 🍂 🍂 🍂

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me reading CO chapters 1-30: baz is evil.he pushed simon doen the stairs and is from a bad family.

me reading CO chapters 32-end:

HES SO PRECIOUS!!!! HE IS HOPELLESLY IN LOVE WITH SIMON AND HES DISTURBED (ASK ANYONE)!!! I LOVE HIM SO MUCHH <333

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baz: I have boy problems.

fiona: i like him kind of problems or his body is in the car kind of problems?

baz: I like him kinda of problems.

fiona: too bad. i could have helped with the other one.

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drarry: who are you?

snowbaz: im you but canon.

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*snowbaz in wayward son*

simon: baz...

baz: what do you want, love of my life? literal reason for my living and motivation to get up everyday?

simon: do you like me?

baz: snow, we are literally DATING.

simon: but do you like me???

baz: *screams*

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is always "wyd", but never "you're... you're wearing jeans"

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dont you just love the fact that except from baz, who is the most stylish person in the world, the other characters (especially simon) never get their clothes described?? cause when rainbow is describing them, is always something like this:

rainbow writing baz: he looks stunning in his beautifull shirt, with shiny pants and shoes that anyone would die for.

rainbow writing simon: idk sweatpants i guess

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simon: ebeneza grim pitch salisbury, you were named after the most important woman in my life, and you are the living proof of her legacy.

penny: really, simon??? REALLY?? after all i did for you??

simon: yeah, ok, but did you die???

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simon (and baz, in awtwb) wore one of agatha's lacrosse sweathers, right? but imagine how she would react if she saw it, like:

baz: hey look at this sweather i stole from simon!

agatha: ...

baz: what?

agatha: ...I've got some bad news for you my friend.

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remember when we were reading carry on for the first time and Lucy chapter appeared? Like I don't know how you guys felt, but I was confused as hell

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petition for rainbow rowell to show baz reaction when he realized he was in love with Simon, please sign bellow and you will receive a pair of jeans:

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