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Holy shit, Dr. Tingle, go OFF!!!!

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one day i’ll extinguish the sun. then you won’t see. none of you will fucking see.

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I could turn into any animal I wanted and I used this power to free all animals from zoos.

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Brendon Urie stole a Nemo plushie from a Disney store, took it to a bar, and had drinks with it.

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Man, fuck Youtube for promoting this homophobic, racist garbage.

I'm so tired of this shit.

Get fucked, assholes!

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#KEEP THIS ALIVE

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Based off this post by @one-time-i-dreamt

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My sleep paralysis demon was Corpse Husband and the reason I got sleep paralysis was because he was using his magic to make me stop fidgeting in my sleep because I was interrupting his games of chess and it was annoying him.

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Nintendo released a new Mario game series called Mario Ballet where Mario was dressed in a tutu and junk like a ballerina and the mechanics were kind of like in Just Dance, but for ballet. People hated it.

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i put on the cat ears. I put on the maid dress. I enter the Paris catacombs. I am the thing that chases you

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We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.

For my nominations, I’m putting up:

If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.

or

It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.

I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.

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im gonna cry

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at the goblin market: i mustn’t buy a little goblin treat

when i get home: i wish i had a little goblin treat

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Egypt's first female ship captain Marwa Elselehdar has been falsely accused as being the captain of the Ever Given by some foreign media, in a story that went viral and garnered a lot of hate towards her.

The only problem? She was 370km away at the time, acting as the first mate of another ship (Aida IV) and had nothing to do with the situation in the Suez Canal.

I think we should all help spread this, since some people are still sharing the malicious slanderous fake posts about her!

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mary magdalene:

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