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If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

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Heya! My full piece for the @omniczine  ^ω^

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then what the fuck is the point

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torbjorn is valid whether you like it or not

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Black kids are everything, I swear!

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Rich people showers

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You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

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tips on sneaking around

Try to sidle up against walls/furniture. Because the floorboards get little to no use there they won’t creak.

Either stand straight or crouch down, bending your knees slightly puts more weight below you and makes floorboards creak louder.

If you crouch, walk on the balls of your feet. Also, put a hand down on the floor between your feet so you A) spread out your weight/center of gravity and B) don’t fall.

If you’re standing straight, I don’t reccommend moving on your toes.

If you’re standing straight, put your hand on the wall and lean slightly backwards. Use your forward foot to test the floorboard for creaking before moving forward.

Needless to say, it’s best to sneak around in the dark. But if the lights are on and you know there’s someone awake don’t turn them off. That’s suspicious and will raise the awareness of the person you’re trying to evade.

Most microwaves DO have sound settings. However, if you don’t already know how to silence it do NOT try to figure it out while you’re sneaking around. The buttons will beep as you’re trying to figure it out, and it’ll be overall louder than if you just stopped the timer at 0:01.

Don’t underestimate the power of sleepiness. If you’re moving at night and make a noise it doesnt mean all is lost. If the person you’re trying to evade is asleep/going to sleep their brain may try to make up a reason to excuse the noise.

If you need to get OUT, the window should be your first bet. Opening a window is much quieter than unlocking a door.

If you need to get back inside eventually make sure the chain lock isnt attatched. Especially if you’re going out through the window.

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god not to beat a dead  horse but peak MOGAI tumblr is taking a Serious symptom of sexual trauma that is Absolutely Not a part of a healthy sex life and should be a sign that you should seek help. and calling it a sexuality

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are you saying there was a bug causing you to see a set of teeth flying around???

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PSA