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The word snitch sounds like the term for when you have to sneeze and your nose itches.

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Someone using a tissue or blanket or SOMETHING to coax out a sneeze is just-

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“I didn’t know your nose could have such a large sneeze!”

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Walking home, sharing an umbrella? Cute ‘n all, however... A sick character being walked home while their partner is providing them much needed tissues.

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You too! 

Other than myself, I don’t know how many African American snzfuckers there are, but I wanted to wish y’all a very pleasant Juneteenth.

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This is my favorite recipe! It works like a charm every time <3

Asking the experts:

What do you think should absolutely be in a good chicken noodle soup? (Except the chicken, because I cook vegan, and ofc sneeze spray from the poor sick love eating it because I can't afford such luxuries lololl)

Spices that just take it to that level of comfort that it's famous for? Or some delicious twist? A vegetable that simply needs to be there?

I need to learn this. (I wish I could get a can of chicken-less version here so I could analyze the taste. Apparently quite mirepoix with the celery in the broth and all?)

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A sick character lying on their partner’s lap (A), reading a book. A sneezing what feels like every minute. Their partner, B, takes notice of their excessive sneezing. They sit A up so that they are face to face. “Are you okay, hun? You’re sneezing an awful lot...” B says, cupping A’s face. They suddenly feel how warm A is, and see their red, twitching nose. A sniffles a few times before sneezing once more. “I guess I’b a bit udner the weather.” A speaks, using the back of their wrist to wipe dripping snot from their nose.  “Baby, you know I would’ve helped you. You should’ve told me.” B kisses A’s nose, making them sneeze more. It’s as if anything can set them off at the moment. “Your nose is so sensitive, and probably stuffy too, you should really let me take care of you~”

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Character A coming home from work with an awful cold. Their partner, B is just sitting on the couch, maybe watching TV or doing paperwork. B greets A, before A lying down on the couch, their face on B’s lap. “Hey, welcome ho- Oh jeez, are you okay, sweetheart?”

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“Snot is just nose cum.” - Dr-gloomy

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“Oh, you thought I was gonna use these tissues for your nose? They’re for something else...”

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“Bmy dick is always full like by dnose.” Okay looks like it’s bedtime for me.

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It was a dark and horny night.

I decided to rewrite this fic. All characters are 21+. NSFW and Mess warning. Katsuki sits in front of Denki, both stripped of his clothes while Katsuki is hard as a rock. The rain outside is loud, but the thunder and lighting is louder. Denki’s nose itches so badly, with every word he says it only gets worse and worse. There was no way Katsuki was gonna let him sneeze. “Kahhhhtski-!” Denki’s breath hitched as he rubbed at his nose, dripping like a leaky faucet. He reached to wipe the snot, dripping down onto his upper lip before Katsuki took his hand and held his wrist. “Ah ah ah~ what did I say about that? Must I get the handcuffs~?” Katsuki questioned before wiping the snot from Denki’s nose. The swift movement of Katsuki’s hand was enough to make his breath hitch more. His eyes fluttered, he felt as if he couldn’t hold back anymore- “HiH- Kahhhtsuki-! Cahhn’t-” Katsuki grabbed Denki’s nose, making a wet, squelching noise. He practically stole his sneeze. Denki stared at Katsuki’s eyes, taking each breath through his mouth. It felt like the sneeze equivalent to being blue-balled. “Good thing I stopped you while I could, hmm~?” Katsuki said seductively. He smirked and let go. Denki’s nose continued to run and dripped onto his upper lip. Katsuki pulled him into a kiss, sharing the snot that was once Denki’s. He wouldn’t have to worry though, there was plenty of it. Katsuki hummed and pulled back. Denki’s pink nostrils flared, the hitching getting more intense with every crackle of thunder. “Juhhhhst Ode sdeeeeeze-!” Denki pleaded, snot now dripping down onto his chest. It was taking all of his power to not wipe his nose. Katsuki was enjoying it, however. “Aww, but once you start you can’t stop, now can you, hmm~?” Katsuki answered and smirked. He was right, one sneeze would lead to two, two to three, and on. Katsuki would eventually allow him to sneeze. He’d allow him to sneeze until his nose was all emptied out onto his long, hard dick. “...beg. I want you to beg for me to let you sneeze. Tell me how much it itches and how full your nose is” Katsuki’s face took on a devious look, as he moved closer. . “Hih-!  Feels like a thousand tidy feh-! Feathhhers ticklig by dose HiH! It fee like I’b drowdig id sdnot! Please-! I deed to- hih- hhh-” “.3…2…1…” Katsuki counted down. “HESSCHU! ETCHH Hr’dCHIIIEW-HSCHHHHIIW! hiH- HRRRRFSHHH! HhhhhH’ASCHHIW hhhh…hiH- fuhhhhckETCHIEW!”  Snot hit Katsuki’s dick. He made a small moan as the fit went on. He enjoyed every sneeze and drop of snot. He bit his lip until the fit stopped. There was a string of snot connecting His dick and Denki's nose. He put his hand behind Denki’s head. He guided it towards his dick. “Good job baby~ here’s your reward.”

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“I don’t feel good” has an entirely different feeling.

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D//enki x Reader Snzfic

The sun shines through the window and into the shared bedroom where you and Denki lay. You two were supposed to get up an hour earlier, but sticking to the schedule tends to be a bit difficult when one of you has come down with an illness. Denki has his nose in the crook of your neck, and his arms around your chest. He rests peacefully with you in his arms.

Denki winces, and groans. He shifts to make himself more comfortable under the blanket before accepting that he can’t fall back asleep, and it is time to wake up for the day. He sniffles wetly and brings his wrist up to his pink nose, nostrils flaring. “G’morning, Denks,” you greet him, and place a kiss on his nose. Denki turns away, hands cupped over his nose and mouth, his shirtless body hunches over with three harsh sneezes, the sensitive nose being set off by a small kiss. “Hih-Kitschhh! Hekshhiew! HMPHSSSH!” The small fit ended with a few wet sniffles. Denki removes his hands from over his nose, and stands up from bed. You chuckle quietly to yourself before standing “Good bordig,” Denki speaks in a hoarse voice as he makes his way to the bathroom. You also exit the room, leaving for the kitchen. You grab two mugs, one blue one, and the other green. After hearing the hoarseness in Denki’s voice, tea would probably do him some good, and you decide to make some coffee for yourself. As the drinks were being made, Denki exited the bathroom, tissues crumbled up in his hand. He stood next to you and leaned against the counter. “Don’t feel good?” You say with a slight chuckle, taking his hand in yours while the coffee poured from the Keurig. “Heh, how’d ya d’now?” He responded jokingly, knowing it was practically written all over his flushed face. He laughed which turned into a sickly cough behind his fist. Red nostrils began flaring as he brought the tissues up to his nose. His breath hitches as he turns away. You watch as he takes deep, hitching breaths. “It’s stuck- hih!” Denki sniffles, making the deep tickle worse, but is left unable to sneeze. He goes to sit in the bedroom, breath still hitching, the deep tickle not becoming any better. You enter the bedroom with him, having an idea. You sit behind him, having your chin on his shoulder. You run your fingers along the sides of Denki’s nose, applying little pressure. “Don’t you wanna get rid of that tickle? Bet it feels like hundreds of tiny feathers inside of your nose-” “Fuhhhk-! TSSXH-TSCHHF! HASCHFF!! HRRSHHH! EKSSSH! Snf- HMPHSHH!” The fit left Denki dizzy, out of breath, and a sniffling mess. “Feel better?” You ask. “...a lot, thagks, snfffff.”

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Tomorrow is my birthday. Yay :)

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“If you break your sneeze record, I’ll make you special soup~”  -GloomyJummi