#messfucker

[hetchiew]

Contains: stuffy sniffling that turns into a messy sneezing fit (also, the audio quality is kinda poor; sorry about that!)

Gosh, my nose is so sensitive today🤧

[wetsnifflesneeze]

someone sneezing a big messy sneeze uncovered everywhere and politely saying excuse me innocently as though they had covered it

[clovesnz]

MESS AND SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING//

You know how when ur gettin it on w someone you pull off their underwear and coo over how wet they’ve gotten it?

That, but instead it’s a poor sickie who’s had a long day out, wearing a mask, and when they get home you pull the mask off and coo over the mess of snot under it that’s been threatening to soak through, tending to their nose with a tissue or a warm cloth and bundling them up with blankets and tea

[feverish-cuddles]

scenario idea

(this is mainly MLM/my gay brain also mess warning) I just wanna cuddle up with a boy who's got a bad cold who presses his poor red drippy nose against my neck and ultimately decides i'm going to be his tissue. He makes the most adorable noise when his nose gets all itchy and starts rubbing his nose into my neck. I would feel his breath hitching against my skin and feel his grip on my get just a little bit tighter the closer he gets to sneezing. If he tried to get out a "i-I'mb g-guuh hhuh gudda sdeeheeeze" I'd definately die right then and there and the poor thing hasn't even sneezed yet. But when he does i know its going to be a thick sticky mess all over my neck and shoulder but he's sorry and 'just couldn't help it, its so tickly' I'm not complaining though as long as I get to help him feel better

[sapphicsnzs]

this might be an unpopular opinion but i love a messy sneeze

oh you made a mess of yourself and need someone to help clean you up?

[kitti-bun]

Big giant sick and miserable, huge wide chapped red nostrils, thick light slime oozing from their nose. Looking down at their tiny.

Couldn’t stop thinking about this 🥰

[hitchinghaha]

I’ll share my latest YT Upload here too :)

That was intense..this is from last week when I had a cold and combined with my allergies it turned me into a sneezing mess, I can remember that I sneezed like this the whole day on and off 🫣 and i was so congested!

allergy season has definitely started in my town!

Hope you guys enjoy this one, I made sure to leave as much noseblows and sniffles as possible.

[hetchiew]

Contains: sniffles, stifles, mess, 1 nose blow, muffled sneezes, talking to the listener

We’re forced to hide in a dusty janitor’s closet… and I have a dust allergy ;)

[wetsnifflesneeze]

Contagion Filth. Lil bit Dom/Subby. A + B.

Listen guys this is kind of gross haha so if you don't like intentional contagion probably don't read it. This part is about A but obviously B is going to get sick too, I just need to write another part for that!

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"Hey" A sniffles and faces B.

"Hi honey"

"I *SNFff* I caught a cold"

"Come here darling" B gestures to their lap, inviting A to sit there.

Once A is seated comfortably B gently cups their face and looks at their sniffly nose, starting to turn a little bit pink at the edges. B gives their nose a little kiss and A sniffles again in response.

"And is this going to be your cold or our cold?" B asks.

A smiles gently and confirms "Our cold"

"So you know what you need to do?" B asks.

"Yeah, when I need to sneeze I need to sneeze on you or at you. Or if you're not close by I have to sneeze into the air or on some of your things"

"Exactly my love." B gently kisses A's lips and feels a little bit of the clear snot dripping down from their nose. A continues sniffling. It wouldn't be long before they would need to sneeze.

B loved catching A's colds and vice versa. Rather than inducing A's sneezes there was something about letting the sneezes come naturally. That way it was all of A's poor noses fault they would end up sneezing too.

A's breath started to hitch.. "I'm.. huh.. going to sne.. sne.. uhEEIISSSCHOO" B watched as A's nostrils flared and felt a light mist after the explosion from their sniffly nose.

"Bless you gorgeous. That's it, I want you to sneeze for me like that"

"*SNFFGH did you like it? Could you feel it?"

"I did baby, I felt your wet sneeze on my face. I love you." B gave A's face some light kisses"

A's head tilted back a little, nostrils twitching and flaring again as they sneezed a double "huhEIISHTCHIEW.......hehIIISSSSHHH ugh"

The second sneeze the wettest so far. Giving B's face a nice bit of spray with their germs.

"Bless you my love. This cold is giving you some nice sneezes already. Thanks for sharing them with me, you're a good baby."

B was out of the house stocking up on some tissues and other supplies for this sneezy cold they were going to share.

While B was out A took a shower and sneezed "EEIIIKSSSSHEW" in the bathroom afterwards spraying their mirror. Perhaps it would be still visible to B when they came home later. Then afterwards in their bedroom A felt another tickle, they had time to grab B's water bottle from the nightstand, unscrew it and let out a "HAHIIIISSSSSHHHHCHOO". They screwed the lid back on. That sneeze was pretty big and messy they were left with a couple strings of snot coming down from each nostril. They really needed to blow their nose now. They got some tissues and blew enough to clean themselves up and ease the congestion. They left the used tissues on B's side of the bed after rather than in the bin. As is the cycle with a head cold they could already feel their nose getting stuffy again and their sensitive nose was already starting to tickle they sneezed "EEIIIKSSSSHEW" onto B's pillow. They knew B would be happy to hear about this later.

B came home and not long after A felt a sneeze coming. They quickly got up and tried to make it as close to B as possible before sneezing. They made it to the living room where B was but not close enough to actually sneeze on them.. so they sneezed "HAHTIIIISSSSSHHHHCHOO" across the room. B watched the small cloud of spray lingering in the air in awe as it began to fade away some droplets lingering on the coffee table.

"Bless you baby, that was a big sneezie, c'mere" they bring A onto their lap again and used their t-shirt to clean some snot dripping from A's nose. "That was a nice welcome home" they add and kiss A's cheek. "Did I miss any more sneezies?"

"I sdneezed in the bathroom, ond our mirror. Thend I sdneezed ond your water bottle ahnd your pillow *SNDF SNFF*"

"Oh baby, you're doing everything you can to give me your cold"

"Sharing is caring *Snf*"

"Here let's blow your nose, you're getting all stuffy my love" B holds a tissue to A's nose and they give a soft but productive blow.

"Better?" B asks kindly

"Yeah, much. It won't last for long though... honestly my head is starting to hurt from all the congestion" A replies a little bit dejectedly.

"Oh love, you're really starting to feel under the weather now huh. Don't worry, I bought some medicine and we'll order some nice soup for dinner. I'll make you some tea right now too. You won't feel bad for long, promise" B leans in and give them a gentle kiss before going to prepare the tea.

A needs to sneeze again and doesn't want to get off the couch, they sneeze openly towards the coffee table "hehtIIISSSSHHHIEW" where the tv remote and B's phone were.

B came back with the tea and let A rest their head in their lap until their dinner arrived, B played with their hair and helped them to blow their poor runny nose every so often. The room punctuated with A's wet sniffles and a little bit of background noise from the TV which neither was really paying attention too.

Not too long after they were having their soup. It felt good on A's throat which hurt a little bit and helped with their blocked nose a little too. The warm steam was tickling their nose a bit and B noticed they had out down their spoon and had that distant look right before they closed their eyes and snapped forward with a sneeze "TIIISSSSHHHIEW" aimed towards their bowls of soup and teacups.

"Bless you, my love" B gently rubbed their back.

A was silent, because they were building up to another sneeze "EETIIIKSSSSHEW" spraying their soup once again.

"Bless you love"

"Ugh thandks *SnNgFF*"

They finished eating their soup, B turned on that they were eating soup sprayed by their sickie's germs.

"Shall we go to bed my love?" B asked

"Yeah, I'mb tired."

"I bet you are, poor baby."

They got into bed, B gave A some cold medicine and rubbed their chest and back with vaporub. Ready to sleep A layed their head down on B's chest and made a little whiny noise. B rubs their back reassuringly. "HEAATTtSSSHHOO" A sneezes onto B's chest and they feel the mist of fine droplets settle onto their bare skin some reaching as far as their neck and chin.

"Bless you honey" B kisses their lips which were nice and moist after the sneeze. A's breath gets shaky and they explode with another "hahTTIIIISSSSSSHHHU" into B's neck.

"Bless you again darling" they grab a tissue and clean up around A's drippy nose before giving it a kiss. "My poor sneezy baby."

"Ugh, just want to sleep now but my ndose won't let me" A whined and pouted.

"You'll sleep soon my love, your body must be exhausted fighting off this big bad cold. Just lay here on me, don't move. I'll take care of your nose"

A's breathing changed and B knew in an instant what was coming, they gently covered A's nose and mouth with one hand and caught the "APTTIIIIISSHEW".

"Bless you, beautiful" B grabbed a few tissues and secured them around A's nose. "Now blow for me."

A followed B's instructions and B felt the way their nose vibrated as A tried their hardest to clear their nose. This just started to make their nose tickle and they sneezed a "HAPTTtSSSSHHOO" into the tissues.

"Bless you, poor little thing all the cold germs inside your nose are getting it all irritated." B discarded the tissue into their bed and A let out an uncovered "HAHTIIIISSSSSHHHHCHOO" and another "hehIIISSSSHHH" onto B's face

"That's it baby sneeze it out, get it all out. It's meant to be shared, share it with me"

"I can breathe a bit better now." A said.

"I'm so glad baby, now get some sleep" B kissed their forehead.

"Okay, love you"

"I love you too"

[clovesnz]

Contains: talking, whining that might sound a lil nsfw, dramatic buildups, false starts, mentions and graphic sounds of mess, a smol cough.

Not as much sneezing as the prev one but I went out to the car for privacy and just let myself make a mess and…yeah. Ya gal is snotty. It was kind of a relief though, I’ve been half-stifling sneezes all day and trying to keep my nose from running so good to just let it all go

[messysneeze]

"how can one human being be this snotty?" someone with a bad cold gets asked. maybe it's in disgust.

however it was said, before they can even think to reply, they have to gasp for air and give their red, streaming nose a fierce yet exhausted blow. the sound is extremely wet. "sbnuuurggg...." they start to answer, but then their gaze goes vacant, and they hitch. "uh... wiiih- wiiih - iiih -" they snap forward in three explosions of snot that they can't cover completely. it flies out through the sides of their tissues or handkerchief. "iihGUSHou! uuhhSHOU! UHSHUU!" after the sneezes comes another noseblow as they try to mop up the excess snot, then a series of thick, wet snorts. "...Sbnnurrrffgl! snrf. snrff. wi - wiiih- wid dif'icu'dy," they manage to get out, finally. they already have to blow their nose again. "sbnuuurrgg." their cold is so terrible. they're a helpless, snotty wreck before it.

[what-r-we-even-doing]

self-obs😳😳

cw: mess, stifle

so i was sitting in lecture and the prof decided to do this mindfulness exercise, and RIGHT as the room went silent my nose started itching. and ofc i thought "wouldn't it be funny if i had to snz right here in this crowded, silent lecture hall?" and of COURSE as my luck would have it i pretty quickly realized that was exactly what was about to happen.💀for those of u who know me, you'll know i'm pretty damn good at holding back🙃but this sneeze was STRONG. i kind of subtly put my finger under my nose and managed to stifle completely silently, with my head only lurching forward a little. so embarrassing!!

but it gets WORSE bc when i stepped OUT of the lecture hall it was sunny with a little bit of a breeze and lots of pollen-filled trees around, and u all KNOW what that means. i had barely gotten out of the building when i sneezed a pretty violent single into the sleeve of my sweatshirt, and for those of u that like mess (it's not my fav, but nonetheless), there was SO MUCH like visible snot all over my shirt sleeve that i had to like immediately hide my arm in case anyone saw it😳managed to somewhat subtly rub it off on my jeans and bike away in shameeee🫣

[kitti-bun]

I love reading about mess and contagion specially if it’s in detail…Fuck just thinking bout it is getting me horny

[hetchiew]

hi! hope you’re feeling a bit better. would you be open to doing a snz audio where you talk about contagion? eg. a scenario where you say stuff like “oh I just sneezed on you, now you’ll catch my cold” “this is awful, you’re about to be so miserable” etc? It’s cool if not, i was just curious as i love your wavs (your sneezes + coughs are amazing) and i also love contagion.

Contains: sneezing, apologies, false starts, exhausted sighs & groans, snotty sniffles, nose rubbing, nose blowing, coughing, background noise (sorry!), and contagion talk!

This may just be the sneeziest cold I’ve ever had! …And oops! It looks like you’ll have it soon as well! ;)

(This request is from a while ago, I’m sorry for taking so long anon!)

[wetsnifflesneeze]

so this is where my brain is today

imagine having a sickie in your arms, all cozy with a blanket over both of you and you’re holding a book and reading to them while every now and then the book gets sprayed by their helpless sneezes. pyjamas, the blanket, and tissues may be used to clean up the snot from their nose afterwards

or, if you prefer, imagine you are the sickie and feeling the comfort of having your partner close to you and taking care of you not caring that you’re contagious.. feeling that tickle building in your nose but knowing you can just release it

[clovesnz]

CW mess ~

Someone who has been trying desperately all day at work to ignore their runny nose. They’ve been sniffling nonstop, and discreetly wiping it with the back of their hand, refusing to blow it because that would mean admitting that something is off. Plus they don’t want the noise of a nose blow to call more attention to it. Instead they just soldier on, hoping that the sniffling isn’t loud enough for anyone to notice.

But then they feel a tickle.

It takes them so off guard that they don’t even have time to assess the best way to deal with it, and so, with a distinct gurgling sound, they sneeze, harshly. It’s loud, and they’ve instinctively brought their hands up to cover their face. Slowly, they lower them, revealing a mess of thick, shining snot, strings of it still streaming from their nose.

Yeah, this is gonna be a lot harder to hide.