#disregard this post

[freshmoviequotes]

Nosferatu (2024)

[ssavinggrace]

hello!

im beginning commission and here's info on it-

i do take discord nitro or tumblr badges (as gifts)!

pricing info:

NITRO PRICES!!

sketch → nitro basic for a month ($2.99)

sketch + flat color → basic nitro for a month (again, $2.99)

sketch, color, and shade → basic nitro (I haven't decided for a month or year..idk.)

lineart, color and shade → nitro for a month ($9.99) and a free sketch

full render (paint over sketch) → nitro ($9.99)

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TUMBLR BADGE PRICES!! <3 (I love this one)sketch → commison open badge ($5.99) or lunar phases ($5.99)

sketch + flat color → hewie badge ($5.99) or bones badge ($5.99)

sketch, color, and shade → important blue checkmark ($7.99) or rainbow checkmark ($7.99)

lineart, color and shade → crab or rainbow crab ($7.99) or playlist badge ($5.99)

full render (paint over sketch) → the presidents shoelaces badge ($5.99) and tumblr ad-free browsing for a month ($4.99)

dm me for more info.

art examples here.

[splattertale]

that moment when you realize you accidentally reblogged something to your AU sideblog instead of your main and haven’t noticed for weeks

[nightofthelivingmeme]

I’m once again here knowing I will not get myself to go full bonkers because the fucker manning the little emergency switch in the back of my mind that WILL NOT LET ME GIVE UP CONTROL hasn’t ever fucking slept a day in his life and he no longer requires mortal things like rest and food, just the knowledge that I am forever at his mercy and sweet fuck this guy wants me to get a fucking aneurism before he lets me give an ounce of control to a mental health professional.

Anyway hi every 10 minutes at work I have a silent dry heave at how much I fucking hate living in this flesh prison.

[athymelyreply]

Tge creatures. She demands affection.

[foerchen]

IN THE BATCAVE

Bruce: *sitting at Batcomputer minding his own business*

Jason: *getting ready for patrol*

Dick: *asks nicely*

Dick: Jay, could you hand me my escrimas?

Jason: *deadpans*

Jason: Go get them yourself, Dickface.

Tim: *walks in*

Tim: Jason, could you toss me my bo staff, please?

Jason: *no hesitation, tosses Tim his bo staff*

Dick: *shooketh*

Dick: Why do you help him and not me??? I'm your big bro, Little Wing!

Jason: Middle children have to stay together.

Dick: *confused af because Jay and Tim are his only brothers*

Tim: *curious*

Bruce: *frozen before turning around slowly*

Dick: Jason, you're the only middle child... right?

Jason: *laughs nervously*

Jason: Oh, would you look at that! Crime Alley is calling my name!

Jason: *runs*

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SOMEWHERE IN NANDA PARBAT

Damian: *sneezes*

Damian: Somebody mentioned me.

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LATER THAT EVENING

Talia: *on the phone with Bruce*

Talia: What! Me?! Hide a child of yours?!

Talia: *looks at Damian and a picture of Jason*

Talia: Never, Beloved.

[leere-persoenlichkeit-gedanken]

*wags my tail* babe! babe! we won first place in the puppy-girl dog show!

why are you taking your penis out

[originalartblog]

(and if you get the reference I'm giving you a cookie)

[sharkspez]

Badge: 💔 💔 💔

Moms would come in demanding 💊 medication to "fix" their perfectly healthy kids. I tried to reason with them, but some parents simply wouldn’t 👂 listen. How far would they go?

[freshmoviequotes]

Killers of the Flower Moon (2023)

[axelhasstoppedresponding]

me when i see a cool character that i wish i could cosplay but i cant because im as white as a vampire and the character VERY MUCH lSNT:

[mavede]

I feel like having a social media page is like breaking your shoes in a bit. Takes awhile to get comfortable with this setup

[suckmyskinnyballsmia]

I have to get up…

I have to get up because today my littlest one (cousin) is singing at a hockey game.

I have to get up because she asks for me.

I have to get up because my cat needs to be taken care of.

I have to get up because I have to print out papers for my new job.

I have to get up because I’m the only one in this house right now and my cat is running around like crazy.

I have to get up to put food in my body.

I have to get up so I can try.

(You can disregard I’m just writing this down because I’m struggling)

[27-bones]

Me everytime my one player says he has a theory (I need to assassinate him before he figures out the entire plot)

[atarathegreat]

Because suddenly I'm fourteen again, laying on my bedroom floor because I didn't like my makeshift loft bed, writing fanfiction as I watch Markiplier.

[lizardkingeliot]

We're communicating so much better now, no?