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This. THIS is how you write Slaanesh.

Regiment of Slaaneshi Death Korps of Krieg that are immortal thanks to the blessing of Slaanesh and are obsessed with the feeling of their lives ending before starting all over again.

Of course they indulge in other things in excess as well, but death is their obsession and is the need they constantly need to sate by throwing themselves at the enemy and drowning them in bodies. There are more of those Krieg death obsessed soldiers than the enemy has ammo.

The only true way to get rid of them is by making sure there's not even a single cell left from those Krieg soldiers, so an Exterminatus is almost always necessary.

Thanks to Dark Mechanicum Tech Priests that are with them, even after suffering from Exterminatus - the numbers are replenished in the matter of months.

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NB: June 24, and Abbott vetoed the bill.

Texas trying to ban weed and vibrators is crazy because what the fuck else are you supposed to do there, outrun charging bulls and get in shootouts with the rangers?*

*Disclaimer: I am aware Texas is a place of outstanding natural beauty with rich history and a distinct, diverse and beautiful culture and that it is no longer 1883. This post utilizes comedic exaggeration.

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Is there a better place to display a model of your flagship?

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DONT CLICK ON THAT!!! whew. sorry. just be careful.. many people dont know that .pdf stands for “poison dart frog.”

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Mournival in false gods but like a really bastardised version of them

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just some guy polishing his cool sword (ignore the ominous painting)

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have I ever shared this fucked up lorgar

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me, eating a pile of nuts, cheese, and apple: mmmm tasty

the medieval peasant in my head watching me eat: thou knowst what would MAKETH this meal? dried fruits.

me, getting out the raisins: god damn, etheldred, you are SO right

the medieval peasant in my head: yet thou art still not heeding mine words regarding the blasphemy

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My contribution is Baalite mountain cabbage. You smoke it.

Why do the Space Wolves get to have all the fun of making special space marine alcohol

We got BIG bitchin’ space monks and I don’t hear anything about them making beer??? Surely they’ve gotten hops or barley as a tithe from a agri-planet they’ve visited during their crusade.

It could both be a good way of stretching resources and I think it’d also be good for trade with their brother chapters. Just sayin.. Templars could give barrels of beer to the Crimson Fists + get prized fruit in return.. many thoughts to be had.

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can a nurgle girl and a slaanesh boy truly find love on the battlefield? artist: me. bronze. 12cm tall, 19cm across. 2025

they do come apart. here they are watching a lecture w me in my apron.

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Bela Lugosi having a break during the filming of Dracula (1931).

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Luna Wolves fans, does anyone have a description of Hastur Sejanus? I need to know.

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Falcalade the Stern (commission)

"Falcalade the Stern, Umbral Farseer and one of the many defenders of the Black Library's ancient eldritch halls."

I like how he looks like he has at least a second health bar and probably multiple phases. It was a fun design to paint (although it took a long time to detail all of his bling). I added a few details building on previous artists' design contributions from older commissions of him (which looked really cool) and ideas from Dilara.

Character belongs to Dilara_CC (her hadles are Dilara_CC1 ot twitter and dilcc ‬on bluesky)

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Sound designing a vampire being hit in the face with a shovel is... challenging. Who would've guessed.

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Cleaned up older sketch. Lucius and Serena. It's always tickled me so much that Lucius decides to try out self harm as a coping method within fucking SECONDS of being told about it. Impulse control nonexistent. Distance between thought and action 2 millimeters. very funny guy