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[Tweet from @CBPolt: “Reading trial transcripts for a research project and smiling at an expert witness testifying in a U.S. court of law that “two anthropomorphic cats engaged in oral sex” is beautiful.”]

[Q: Directing your attention to panel 6 of Omaha the Cat Dancer #1, what is portrayed in that panel? A: Two anthropomorphic cats making love. Q: Two human-like cats? A: Yes. Q: Or animal-like humans? A: Yes. Q: That was panel #6 I’m talking about? A: Yes. Q: Is oral sex portrayed in that panel? A: Yes, that’s what they are doing. Q: Have you reviewed Omaha the Cat Dancer #1 before? A: Yes, I think I did. Q: Looking at that panel, what is your opinion of that panel? A: It’s beautiful. Q: That means the drawing itself you are talking about, isn’t that correct? A: Yes. Q: You are not talking about the content, isn’t that correct? A: You didn’t ask me to read it. If I read it, as far as reading this one panel, it makes no sense because it’s the middle of a long conversation they are having. Q: In your opinion, is two anthropomorphic cats engaged in oral sex beautiful? A: Yes, and in fact— FALCIONI: Objection, relevance. The Court’s ruling on the objection is missing]

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if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

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So this is just a PSA, y'all should never sign a contract until you read it. I’m talking in rl right now. I just got through reading my employee handbook/service contract and my bosses slipped in a lot of bullshit like telling me I can’t complain about my job on social media, demanding I work off the clock in the name of good service, expects me to show up on time during inclimate weather, and considered disability or religious accommodation a direct threat to the company.

These are all things I took issue with and brought to my employer for further discussion before signing the contract. Most of my coworkers signed without reading, treating it like an internet terms of service contract.

Tl;dr real life is serious shit, lawyers write contracts to protect your employer FROM YOU, read contracts before you sign them - fucking ARGUE about contracts before you sign them

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Adramelech

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My original character Noah Weiss/Valtiel The Exiled

by the way…

I take commission, mmm 👉👈

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How do you know that ? (Unmute !)

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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fortnite might be the greatest game ever conceived

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Darkiplier suit thirst trap?

👀

Don’t steal/repost

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Teto and Miku !!! [ prints soon! ]

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was thinking about bear/bare

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That's how they do that

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