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I'll ask the question everyone is wondering:

Are legs more evil than arms?

And let me answer that:

"Legs" rhyme with "eggs" so it may seem that they are less manipulative, but there is an "e" in "evil" and "legs", also an "l" in common.

"Arms" has no letters in common with "evil", but they aren't connected to toes ( which are good btw).

You can hurt people with both, and you can help with both , but usually you can help with arms but you can also make things worse.

Therefore both are evil, and socks are the best body part

100.5% sure 💪🦵🧦🧦

[fo-real-fo-sho]

In the beginning cows were supposed to "boo" but it either scared or discouraged people.

So by their own volition they switched to "moo"

so you should think twice before "booing" or "mooing"

🐄 176% true

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Let me lay some more truth for myself:

Zombies are just bees from the planet Zom,

So we shouldn't be scared of them (but bees from earth are ruthless fighters, they won't stop colonizing until they own everything and EveRyOne)

Pretty sure about this fact so I d say I m 107.64% sure

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Did you know that the word "liger" actually comes from the french "licorne" and the word "tiger". So they are unicorn-tigers

Btw lions aren't real

112.7%facts. 🐯🦄