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im hungry can i eat your hair

what. no

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Bro couldn't afford a gym membership and started bench pressing his fuckin cat

u should always bench-press a cat. that's my certified Zoroark Life Advice (don't do that)

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Accidentally trained my Luxray to enjoy being thrown at people (mostly friends)

Not even sure how I accomplished that one to be honest

how do u throw a luxray those things are like as tall as a stoutland

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Nah, Mr. Videogames is Mario Mario.

And I have no clue what's sexy about Spamton. He IS a rotomblr sexyman, but this site just has garbage taste sometimes

tastes like garbage. got it

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No, but baiting someone into trying to scam you in a really really stupid and funny way could be amusing. Have you ever seen those scambaiting videos?

nope!

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He’s a character in a game who’s a Rotomblr sexyman.

oh...Mr. Videogames. ok but what's sexy about failing at scamming kids

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They're just meming on you Fog

oh. well. that explains a lot

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Mostly because it's extremely funny how he fails at scamming kids

so do you guys think I'm a kid and want to see someone try to scam me

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No, no, the Spamton tries to trick kids mostly

oh. one of those types, huh?

...well why have I had multiple people tell me I should be his mark then??!??

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People not from the Dark Worlds.

is that a theme park or smthn

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Kids mostly. At least as of late

kids are also not a type of shot

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He deceives Lightners through salesman/internet scammer tactics!

wait no hold on. a lighter isn't a type of shot is it?? that doesn't fit the theme he can't just be deceiving random objects.

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“Mark” like the guy you’re going to pull one over on or steal from.

That kinda mark.

ohhhh like prey but in a crime way! got it. so a spamton is some kind of criminal or dark-type that deceives vaccines and/or alcohol?

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A [Big Shot] is a Spamton's mark

well that raises more questions than it answers. what's a spamton and why is its prey a regular-sized cup of alcohol? or did you mean mark like a scent mark or Mark like some guy or what.

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well it's very large compared to a normal shot but small compared to like. a big mug of beer or something

regular cup! got it

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a big shot is a very large needle or a very large small serving of alcohol

h. how much is in a very large small serving. I don't think I want to be either of those

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Why Mario Mario of course

oh the guy from super smash bros? I guess he's pretty neat. not as cute as the nickit guy with the gun though