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shout out to mutuals that have fucked up sleep schedule it's like we live in the same timezone
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if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”
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Accidentally called myself a service dog instead of a service top. I'm never beating these allegations.
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anya should kill jimmy this anya should abort that well i personally think she should do this
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in the back of my mind, it’s always there.
Anya and Curly’s last “conversation”
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If ur in the epic discord you've seen this dumb thing already but here it is again
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I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.
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when I was younger I didn’t understand why “may you live in interesting times” was considered a curse in ancient greece.
I get it now.
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Design I made a month ago for a hypothetical shirt that would no doubt have millennials at the farmers market angry
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Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.
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a woman alone will download pdfs. two women together will send links and articles. three or more women? that’s a library
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