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drawing people i see in the city (5/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (12/?)

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drawing people i see in the city (24/?) (redraw) when i first posted this to twitter people were asking me what i was doing on the street at 4am on a saturday. i was also drunk

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drawing people i see in the city (39/?) moments later:

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Has this one been done yet?

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did i do it? did i do the meme right?

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“NOT WHAT I’M CALLED” has been in my head for the past few days so have this

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knights who are tense, wound tight and spring-loaded after battle, ready to fight at a moments notice. their bodies carrying the heavy ache of their armor with stoic determination, even after the danger has passed.

there is nothing more rewarding than the noises they make as you wring that tension from the meat of their shoulders, pushing survival instinct and hard knots from taut flesh until they’re melting into the touch.

force them to remember a life outside the battlefield, one where they can surrender their pride, place their face in the sheets, and lay their safety and trust in you as you pull them apart, piece by piece

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tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms “cooking” and “cooked” to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it.

“cooked is bad. cooking is good. you’re either in the pot or you’re holding it.”

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Whose shadow is better? 🐱 or 🐸

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missionary so we can continue our argument from before

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"why are people who do cool things always so weird"

i have a startling truth to keep from you... about the relationship between cool and weird

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the most annoying people are people who don't understand storytelling. they be like "oooo how convenient that this thing happened to the main character in the very beginning". yeah no shit. that's why the story begins here

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I’m like a salmon. I’m always goin against the current. I’m tasty. I turn into a fucking freak of nature if I ever get horny. Bears want me.