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Sometimes little pleasures in life are loadbearing. Whenever someone is like "If you'd just give up tea and coffee and sugar and--" im like I'll stop you right there. Because if you finish that sentence i am going to kill everyone in this building and then myself. If i have to face the horrors of the world without my little jar of caramel flavoured instant coffee i am going to go full American Psycho. Believe it or not, my main priority in life is not to have perfect teeth or be an Olympic athlete or look like a supermodel, but to actually enjoy living, because I spent far too long not doing that and it royally sucked. And boy, some people don't like hearing that. Particularly dentists

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Meep

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Not to sound like an old fart here but my philosophy about video games is like. A kid living out in the middle of bumfuck nowhere with no internet access for miles should be able to purchase a game from walmart, take that game home, put it in their console, and play the whole game with all of its features and the only thing lack of internet affects is the inability to play online with others. Nothing else. They shouldn't be missing entire chunks of the game becuase they can't download a patch. The game shouldn't be borderline empty or unplayable without a patch.

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Drunk driver with no drivers license totaled my car by crushing the rear drivers side and front passenger's side axle. I was parked while grieving the loss of my 20 year old little brother who jumped from the roof of his school. Im having a hard time looking other human beings in the eye lately.

Anybody feel charitable?

No pressure. I know everyone has a lot going on right now.

Venmo: Desmond-Ludlow

Paypal: @dezzymon

Cashapp: $DesmondLudlow

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Hey everyone. I was in a car accident last night. I veered off the road and hit a pole. I'm fine - I have a few bruises and a laceration to the scalp that they stapled closed. But my car is totaled T_T

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The fact that Fountain is pissing off trads over a 100 years later is so fucking funny

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Someone was asking in a thread what kind of people could work for ICE right now.

I think it's a good time to remember that the image above are the people who put children into gas chambers.

When I was little, I asked what kind of person could work at a concentration camp.

The answer to both questions I think is "normal people who have accepted the dehumanization of another group of people."

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I’m loving the composition of this shot

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okay but are you going to be understanding if your dom is a little nervous and not as suave as you'd expect their first few times when domming you? are you going to make them feel comfortable enough to slip into the role without making them feel stupid about it? are you going to accept that real sex is not always as rigid as it would seem in text posts or your fantasies and that it is okay if there are some unserious moments in between the intensity? do you understand that we are all just people having fun and we need to be gentle with each other when showing this vulnerability?