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"My, that was quite a performance! I hope everyone enjoyed the show!"

"I know who all was watching."

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I want everyone here to know I'll never recover after seeing this full season of Hazbin Hotel. what. what in the. fuck.

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🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑰𝑿 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  all of this is my fault.  ❜ ❛  are you even listening to me?  ❜ ❛  are you scared? 'cause i'm scared.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you'll be okay?  ❜ ❛  can you say that again, please?  ❜ ❛  do you have anything to say?  ❜ ❛  do you wanna go out sometime?  ❜ ❛  did you ever really love me?  ❜ ❛  have you considered trying something else?  ❜ ❛  how long do we still have?  ❜ ❛  i can't do this any longer.  ❜ ❛  i can't wait to go home.  ❜ ❛  i didn't want to do that.  ❜ ❛  i don't follow, i always lead.  ❜ ❛  i don't know what you mean.  ❜ ❛  i hate him but i love him.  ❜ ❛  i like i here, it's nice.  ❜ ❛  i'll only go if you go.  ❜ ❛  i'm here if you need me.  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry, i had no idea.  ❜ ❛  i'm weird, just deal with it.  ❜ ❛  is this your first time here?  ❜ ❛  just tell me what to do.  ❜ ❛  just tell me why we're here.  ❜ ❛  no one will believe you anyway.  ❜ ❛  nothing else matters except for you.  ❜ ❛  please just let me help you.  ❜ ❛  there is time to fix this.  ❜ ❛  what do you want from me?  ❜ ❛  where do you think you're going?  ❜ ❛  when will you come back here?  ❜ ❛  why are you acting so stupid?  ❜ ❛  why do you ask these questions?  ❜ ❛  why would i lie to you?  ❜ ❛  will you go out with me?  ❜ ❛  you are more important than me.  ❜ ❛  you don't mean that, do you?  ❜ ❛  you have nothing to worry about.  ❜ ❛  you'll always be my best friend.  ❜ ❛  your hair looks really nice today.  ❜

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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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Villain Starters

For your villainous needs.

Trigger and content warnings for violence, death, and implications of torture.

"You will do as I say."

"Leave the thinking to me."

"I will obey your orders."

"What do you ask of me?"

"Burn it all to the ground."

"I will take what is yours."

"Do not test me."

"You dare defy me?!"

"I have friends in high places."

"Next time I won't be as forgiving."

"I failed you, forgive me."

"I accept the punishment for failure."

"What would you have me do to them?"

"Name your price. I will gladly pay it."

"I am your loyal servant."

"Leave no survivors."

"Let them feel our might."

"I have brought you a prisoner."

"Your loyalty deserves a reward."

"If you betray me, I will make you regret it."

"I won't kill you. Death would be a mercy."

"You will not receive mercy."

"My orders were to not kill you. That doesn't mean that I won't hurt you."

"You are merely a pawn."

"Bow to me!"

"I only want what is best for everyone."

"What news do you bring me?"

"I will not tolerate disobedience!"

"You belong to me."

"Freedom is not an option."

"Follow your orders."

"We need to set an example."

"I will not spare them."

"Make them regret their choice."

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&. 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐢𝐜 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  platonic  ships  are  just  as  important  as  romantic  ones!  so  here’s  some  dialogue  prompts  for  all  your  friendship  needs!  feel  free  to  change  as  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ remind me why we’re friends again? ❜

❛ you know you can always talk to me. ❜

❛ do you think we’re friends in every universe? ❜

❛ you’re interesting and different and i like that. ❜

❛ i feel like i can tell you anything. ❜

❛ please don’t ever become a stranger. ❜

❛ i like being alone but i’d rather be alone with you. ❜

❛ you’re important to me, you little shit. ❜

❛ i can always count on you. ❜

❛ here, you can borrow my jacket. ❜

❛ i am this close away from strangling you. ❜

❛ no offense, but you look terrible. ❜

❛ do you think we’ll ever stop being friends? ❜

❛ i found this cool rock that made me think of you. ❜

❛ you can sleep over, it’ll be like when we were kids. ❜

❛ here’s a spare key so you don’t have to keep coming in through the window. ❜

❛ that sounds dangerous. i’m in! ❜

❛ we’re still friends, right? ❜

❛ i don’t have a date, so do you wanna be my plus one? ❜

❛ i heard you were feeling sick, so i made you some soup. ❜

❛ i already said i’m paying. you can buy next time, okay? ❜

❛ you’re the best, you know that? ❜

❛ i’m not hitting you, it’s called platonic bdsm. ❜

❛ you’re more family to me than my own family is. ❜

❛ because i like you. because you’re my friend. ❜

❛ i feel like i can be myself around you. ❜

❛ alright, who am i beating up? ❜

❛ you are literally too stupid to insult. ❜

❛ i’m trying to fix your hair, so hold still. ❜

❛ who needs them. we can have fun on our own. ❜

❛ you deserve every good thing that comes your way. ❜

❛ don’t worry, i’ve got your back! ❜

❛ you’re like, the strongest person i know. ❜

❛ friends don’t lie. ❜

❛ don’t make me regret giving you the aux cord. ❜

❛ you can come over any time. it’s not a problem. ❜

❛ i’m glad to have met you. ❜

❛ you remember the day we became friends? ❜

❛ i know, i know. i’m the best. ❜

❛ no one hurts you and gets away with it. ❜

❛ because you love me! duh! ❜

❛ why do you keep me around? ❜

❛ you’re not getting rid of me that easily. ❜

❛ what would you do without me, huh? ❜

❛ thanks. i really needed this. ❜

❛ what are best friends for? ❜

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@dark-ambition asked;; “I’ll be fine.” (Sir Pentious to Angel Dust) from x

"You'll be FINE?!"

"Don't give me that 'Tis but a flesh wound' NONSENSE! If you wanna find out what happens if you die in hell, be my guest! If not, then get over here with MY first aid kit and let me HELP YOU! You think you're gonna get my cooties or something?!"

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Protective Starters

"Stand behind me."

"I won't let anything happen to you."

"Are you alright?"

"Where are you?"

"Who did this?"

"Stay here."

"You're hurt, so stay where you are."

"You can't be moving around like this in your state."

"Just let me protect you."

"Don't you hurt them!"

"Stay away from them!"

"I'll keep you safe."

"Do you trust me?"

"I want to keep you safe."

"Let me make sure the coast is clear."

"Hide under this."

"A pillow fort is the best protection."

"You're safe here."

"Let me hold you."

"I need to know you are safe."

"Don't do anything reckless for my sake."

"I know you can handle yourself, but I would feel better if you had backup."

"Take this. It will keep you safe."

"Don't go too far."

"Watch my back and I'll watch yours."

"I don't need protecting."

"You should look out for yourself first."

"Thank you for protecting them."

"You saved me."

"You're hurt!"

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Angst - Injury Starters

“You’re hurt!”

“You can’t keep going like this.”

“Ow! Don’t touch there!”

“I need help getting up.”

“Are you okay?”

“You took a bad fall.”

“Let me check your bandages.”

“Why is the room spinning?”

“I’m…not going to make it….”

“You need a doctor!”

“That’s a nasty burn.”

“It’s just a sprain. I/You’ll be fine.”

“Can you help me?”

“What happened to you?”

“Just let me help you.”

“Do you have any bandages?”

“I think I need help….”

“I’m sorry…I don’t think I can help you.”

“Are you in pain?”

“I can’t stand.”

“I’ve got you.”

“I just need a minute.”

“I’ll be fine.”

“Leave me behind.”

“Don’t even suggest that I leave you here.”

“Don’t abandon me!”

“You need your rest.”

“I’ll take care of you.”

“Thank you for taking care of me.”

“Help!”

“Please…help me….”

“Is there anything you need?”

“You had better be in bed and not moving around!”

“Let me do this for you.”

“You’re going to kill yourself.”

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Conflict/Argumentative Starters

“I didn’t ask for your opinion.”

“Do as I say.”

“If that is how you feel, then get out.”

“You are not welcome here.”

“I hate you!”

“I never asked for your help!”

“Mind your own business.”

“Leave me alone.”

“Get out. I said get out!”

“Why are you being like this?”

“I did nothing wrong, don’t yell at me!”

“Why are you yelling?!”

“Stop that!”

“This is the last time you disobey me.”

“You will do as you are told.”

“That was an order, not a question.”

“Get over yourself!”

“You’re not as important as you think you are.”

“We would be better off if you weren’t here.”

“You have done nothing to help.”

“Why are you even here? We don’t need you.”

“That was stupid.”

“You disrespected me.”

“After all I have done for you, you do this?!”

“All you’ve told me were lies. Was anything true?”

“How could you do this?!”

“Are you waiting for permission? You won’t get it here.”

“I don’t trust you.”

“Alright, I get it, you don’t like me, but just listen!”

“Why can’t you trust me?!”

“Stand down.”

“I can’t help if you don’t let me!”

“You lied.”

“I stood up for you. I trusted you!”

“Why should I believe you?”

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"Ah, you know you like my stories. Besides, they're a lot more engaging than yours- Jeez. You read a book, you gardened, and you tortured some poor sinners."

"Not even in a sexy way either. What a bummer." He crossed his legs and yawned, scratching his head. "Gotta be a way to liven things up around here..."

“A lot better before I heard that fucking story.” Pentious, currently sprawled over a nearby couch, laying down against a couple of pillows, rolls his eyes with a deadpan frown before letting out a sigh. “Can’t you jusssst keep all of your weird storiessss about the kind of sex these blokes try and pay you for to yoursssself for once?”

There was a brief moment of silence as his hood rattles faintly, petulantly, his tail giving a brief flick, before it settles down again. “…But if you mussst know, I spent a few days catching up on some reading, then I had to tend to my gardens. Spruce up the plants, trim them, forage ripe produce. Then I had some weapon tesssting done with the help of a couple captivessss after I dissolved a gang that tried to take over the territory around my home.”