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I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

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HAPPY FLUFFY HALLOWEEN 🎃

inspired by this ☝︎ prompt, here is a little halloween oneshot, that i've written last year and published on wattpad. it is all very fluffy :)

Rating: General Audience

No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes, Molly Hooper, Sally Donovan, Philip Anderson

Additional Tags: Fluff, Very fluffy, halloween fluff, Tumblr Prompt, Halloween Costumes, halloween party, Drinking game, not really drinking game but definitely drunk game, molly doesn't have a crush on sherlock, Pining, Mutual Pining, Sherlock is a gay QUEEN, Closeted John Watson, greg and myc, they all ship it, Fake/Pretend Relationship, DO NOT COPY TO ANOTHER SITE OR APP, first published on wattpad

Words: 2,924

Chapters: 1/1

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Summary:

JOHN: What should I be for halloween this year?

SHERLOCK: *whispers* My boyfriend

John and Sherlock attend Greg's Halloween party as boyfriends. All very fake and platonic, right?

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Moving On

I know that I said, I was moving on ...

but moving on,

that might be strong

words for what

i meant to say -

i meant to say

... you went away.

And there was me.

Still lost at sea.

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Best movie ever . I'm so in love with them

Tangled (2010) + letterboxd reviews

Happy 11th Anniversary Tangled!

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Sherlock Bones - Cute Dog Quotes Gift

Versions:

touch/kt2/kt3 600x800

pw/pw2 758x1024

kv/pw3/koa 1072x1448

koa2/koa3 1264x1680

pw5 1236x1648

Credits: https://www.threadless.com/shop/@eduely/design/sherlock-bones-cute-dog-quotes-gift/

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Waiting for the women version !

no comment. I would marry them all.

just wait until I post the WOMEN version-

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Inktober No. 25 - Damp 

Prompt from @bluebellofbakerstreet‘s amazing prompt list for Inktober 2022

Reference picture by @jilldarbc

The boys got caught in a heavy rainstorm and Sherlock’s coat and his suit were more than a little damp. John made him borrow Greg’s track suit for the way home, which Sherlock decided to wear with a dress shirt because it was cotton and comfy. John found that hillarious.

I am flattered if you reblog, but don’t post my art on other sites/social media or use without my written permission.

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Strawberries & Cigarettes (Teenlock)

- now on Ao3!

cover art by @topsyturvy-turtely

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage

Category: M/M

Fandom: Sherlock (TV)

Relationship: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Molly Hooper, Mary Morstan, Jim Moriarty, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes

Additional Tags: Teenlock AU, Songfic, Bad Boy Sherlock Holmes, Good Boy John Watson, Gay John Watson, (i know he is actually bi but this is an AU), John is aware of his sexuality, Sherlock Holmes is a Bit Not Good, Angst, Fluff and Angst, but mostly Angst tbh, POV John Watson, POV First Person, Song: Strawberries & Cigarettes (Troye Sivan), Based on a Troye Sivan Song, There will be a sequel, first published on wattpad, Character Development, Side Characters are kinda unimportant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Slight Smut, The tiniest bit of smut, Non-Graphic Smut, metaphorical writing, Metaphors, DO NOT COPY

Language: English

SUMMARY: "But strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you"

Rather average, kind of innocent, definitely homosexual John Watson falls hopelessly for mysterious, charming, bad boy Sherlock Holmes.

Chapters: 6/6 (everything is written & uploaded)

Originally published on Wattpad with the username "turtely". 1K views, 124 votes, 1K comments. #43 in the category #johnlock (status 13th Oct. 2022)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42350778/chapters/106347975

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Strawberries & Cigarettes (Teenlock)

- now on Ao3!

cover art by @topsyturvy-turtely

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Underage

Category: M/M

Fandom: Sherlock (TV)

Relationship: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson

Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Molly Hooper, Mary Morstan, Jim Moriarty, Greg Lestrade, Mycroft Holmes

Additional Tags: Teenlock AU, Songfic, Bad Boy Sherlock Holmes, Good Boy John Watson, Gay John Watson, (i know he is actually bi but this is an AU), John is aware of his sexuality, Sherlock Holmes is a Bit Not Good, Angst, Fluff and Angst, but mostly Angst tbh, POV John Watson, POV First Person, Song: Strawberries & Cigarettes (Troye Sivan), Based on a Troye Sivan Song, There will be a sequel, first published on wattpad, Character Development, Side Characters are kinda unimportant, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Slight Smut, The tiniest bit of smut, Non-Graphic Smut, metaphorical writing, Metaphors, DO NOT COPY

Language: English

SUMMARY: "But strawberries and cigarettes always taste like you"

Rather average, kind of innocent, definitely homosexual John Watson falls hopelessly for mysterious, charming, bad boy Sherlock Holmes.

Chapters: 4/6 (everything is already written, just need to upload it all)

Originally published on Wattpad with the username "turtely". 1K views, 124 votes, 1K comments. #43 in the category #johnlock (status 13th Oct. 2022)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42350778/chapters/106347975

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john…my son….my boy….

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Sherlock pasted a picture of John on Da Vinci’s Vitruvian Man.

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Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Holland.

✧GIFTOBER 2022 (+ @mcuchallenge) | Day 24: A duo/Dynamic.

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Monsters in the Woods

by ArwaMachine

A FTH fic for @discordantwords With gorgeous cover art by @kettykika78

Chapters: (see below)/16 Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, (not Major) Character Death Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Summary: John isn’t particularly sure why he took the counselor position at Camp Baker Stream, an American-style summer camp for rich kids. He isn’t fond of the wilderness, nor is he fond of kids. He also isn’t sure if he’s fond of his cabin-mate, a strange bloke named Sherlock Holmes who seems perpetually on edge and more than a bit of an arse. It certainly doesn’t help that apparently the camp has a sordid past—a series of gristly murders that took place eight years ago, perpetrated by one James Moriarty. Sherlock seems convinced that the events of the past are doomed to repeat, but that idea seems to fall in the realm of the impossible. That is, until camp counselors start going missing…

Inspired by every 80s slasher flick that is so bad it’s good, this fic merges summer camp horror tropes with the BBC Sherlock universe, adding a sprinkle of smut for good measure!

This is a complete fic! Join us for a new chapter every week!

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Sherlock wants John to stay with him. So he gets them legally married without John's consent because they were going to get there eventually anyways. John's of course very upset and (I think) leaves Sherlock for a while. They start getting gifts coming to 221B and Sherlock has to explain them away (Molly gives them a milk delivery.) He signs divorce papers and puts them away somewhere so that John has an out if he needs it. And Sherlock gives John his emergency cocaine. if u know anyone fic? plz

Hey Nonny!

Ahh, I LEGIT got this exact ask on Twitter, and someone already found it. It's this one, according to the people who found it:

The Thing Is by TSylvestris (E, 56,743 w., 21 Ch. || Case Fic, Dev. Rel., Anal/Oral, Blow Jobs, Meddling Mycroft, Drama, Romance, Humour, Casual Encounters, Pining Idiots, Possessive Sherlock, Orgasm Delay, Rough / Alley Sex, Public Sex, John Whump, Drugged John, Emotional Love Making, Awkward Relationship, Marriage of Convenience, Switchlock, BAMF John) – The problem with living with Sherlock, John thought, was that you never, never, ever knew the significance of anything. Like your flatmate's nose buried in your hair. Whilst you're in bed. Part 1 of Nitroglycerine

If it's not, please let us know!

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Inktober 2018 Day 1: Poisonous

I thought I’d try my hand at this~ Let’s see how many I can get done!

(Keep reading = tag stash. Just send me an Ask or Message if you want to be added. Please specify if you want to be tagged for anything Johnlock, or specifically just my “The Science of Affection” doodle-comic. Cheers!)

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I’m opening limited time EMERGENCY commissions, because I am quite frankly broke, and Christmas is coming. So, if you want to get something drawn for someone special (or for yourself), and you would like me to do it, this is a really good opportunity. I am willing to do pretty much anything that’s on my commission list normally, but at this reduced price.

8 slots available

Valid until November 15th, 2022

Digital only

Payment in advance via PayPal

Delivery time 1 week

Please don’t hesitate to contact me either here or by email (chainedtothemirror@gmail.com) if you have any questions, or want to know where in the 30-40e range your request falls. 

Thank you so much for considering this. And if you don’t want to commission me or are also broke (solidarity), I would love it if you could still reblog the post so maybe someone who is on the market for this will see it.

Happy Spooky Season to everyone regardless!