former-inspector-lyf-edda

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

ooohhhh inspectttoorrrr!!!

im going to flashbang you

I'm sorry, what? Just so you all know, I'm running everything through translation software, so some things may not translate correctly. So to me, it looks like you're saying "im going to lightbomb you".... hopefully that gets translated correctly

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

eats your table

What in the spicy fuck did you do!?

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Hey, Lyf? I’m assuming that there was a race known as the “Dwarves” on a planet in the Yggdrasil system called either Nidavellir or Svartálfheim. (The name depends on the dimension)

Were the Dwarves anything like this?

https://youtu.be/ytWz0qVvBZ0?si=3OdhprwWKADo3YJw

Yeah, it was called Nidavellir, and while the Dwarves looked more like what humans would call rodents, they were very much like that.

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

i have been condemned to the drinked cup

let me out?

No.

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

I leave a slice of pizza!

I eat the slice of pizza. I get sick because I should have known better than to eat random food. Damm you and your bloodline.

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Fellas, this Lyf hasn't posted in awhile. It's officially a dead blog, now.

We are gathered here today to honor the memory of @former-inspector-lyf-edda , who died shortly after his tragic backstory was turned into a cover of “Wellerman.”

We shall each leave a pizza slice in honor of Lyf.

I have been @death-slicer-funeralhost

I am not dead, despite the numerous attempts otherwise.

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Thud, thud, thud, thud,

There once was a ship that put to space, flying from the rainbow bridge, flying to escape from Ragnarok, the destruction of Yggdrasil. (Huh)

Soon may Lyfrassir run, hurtling through the blackest skies, yet now it can see others, who are almost just like her!

Yes, I'm aware there are multiple versions of me. Good song though!

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

hi. I'm looking for my parent, and a Mr. Marius told me to come over to you and say hi! Their name is Lyf, they're an inspector, and they adopted me shortly before the bifrost.

-@millabear-and-friends

Ah, that must be one of the other... mes. That's still weird. I guess I'm a different version of your parent, but if I meet a Lyf who knows you I'll pass the message along.

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

hhello there lyfrassir my friend

would you consider signing up for H o l e

NOPE. NOT DEALING WITH THAT, I GOT PUT IN A BLENDER YESTERDAY AND IT SUCKED, I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT H O L E IS!

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Sticks you into a blender :]

- @blender-anon

that fucking hurt

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

do you like microwaves??? I like microwaves and I may be stealing someone's brand but thoughts on blenders???

If you're the one who put me in a blender fuck you

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Hello Lyfrassir!! This is your reminder to drink water :)

-Muffin

Ah, thank you!

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

hi!

im doing some research on different dimensions, and I was wondering— well, im assuming you don’t know much about dimensional travel either. but i’m also looking into how dimensions differ. if you have the time, could you tell me a bit about yourself and your world? anything you feel comfortable sharing. if you don’t have the time, no worries :)

— @brenneddatsct

Well, each planet in the Yggdrasil system had a different species native to it. Midgard, which is where I was born, has beings with five eyes white fur/hair, blue skin, slightly pointed teeth, and a tail. I actually have some Vanir blood in me, from my mother's side, which is why I have hooves, no tail, and four arms. After contact with the Bifrost, my blood turned golden, but it was previously a purple-tinted green. I mainly eat meat, but occasionally I eat a bit of fruit. I can go into my appearance in more depth later, when I'm not so tired. If you want, I can tag you in a post.

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Stickeds you in blender

Ow! The fuck, why?

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

leettle lyfrasseer

hillow

uh, hi? you drunk?

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Sun's a tube?

not in my experience

[former-inspector-lyf-edda]

Oh, uh... fuck if I know. Never really cared to explore the dating scene, it isn't for me. And gender... I've got one, I suppose. I don't really care what pronouns you use, go crazy.

Also yep, same person. That's still weird.

🫵🤨🏳️‍🌈⁉️

I am not a being of the Bifrost!