formerinspectorlyfedda

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

It sounds like you're trapped in the Bifrost. I'm not sure if I can help much, I'm sorry.

C̵̩̱̫̣͍̞̤͉̐̇̃̅ä̸̛̝̻͉̞͓̘͙͇͇̝̭́̈́̑̌̍́̑̕̚͜ͅṉ̴̰̗͇̼̤̱̗̜̜̰̤̩͓̭̆̿̒ ̸̮̙͖͌͑͊̓̀̉͆̆̓̍̚̚á̴̧̡͔̮̭̥͇͖̇̀̋̈̿́̈͗͌̈́̀͗̾̇̊͒͘͜͜ņ̶̧̧̨̠̭̼̮͚̠̰̖͚̻͍͇̌̀͐͠ͅy̸̗̋̓͊̂̂̄̉̋̓̇̊͊̈́̉̿̍͠o̷̙͍͎͈̥͑͒͐̓͊n̸̡̩̼͍̞̙̪̮̺̅͐̽̾ͅȇ̸̢̧̛̛̯͍̳̱́̋̏́̏̋͊̈́́̑̒̃̍̌ ̶̡̫̫̗͉̜̣̣͛̍́h̴̤͕̼̱̭̪̲̺̞̝̀̌̔͛̌̿͝ë̵̳͕̮͖͕̠̰̦̣̊̈̃̚͠͝͝ä̶̛̮͍̬̝́̋͌̌͑͗̏̐̈̂͗̓̚͝͠r̶͉̫̂̒̔̂̐͌̈̊̓ͅ ̵̭̜̥̦͍̣̤́̄̋ḿ̸̧̛̛̠̣̙͖͈̟̙̻̓͑͛͋̂̓̆͗̀̊̃̑͋͂e̶͈̦̠͍͉̘̯̟͍͖̤̠͓̭͖͘͜͜?̷̨̘͈͈̬͙͒͂

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Fair enough. What's going on?

C̵̩̱̫̣͍̞̤͉̐̇̃̅ä̸̛̝̻͉̞͓̘͙͇͇̝̭́̈́̑̌̍́̑̕̚͜ͅṉ̴̰̗͇̼̤̱̗̜̜̰̤̩͓̭̆̿̒ ̸̮̙͖͌͑͊̓̀̉͆̆̓̍̚̚á̴̧̡͔̮̭̥͇͖̇̀̋̈̿́̈͗͌̈́̀͗̾̇̊͒͘͜͜ņ̶̧̧̨̠̭̼̮͚̠̰̖͚̻͍͇̌̀͐͠ͅy̸̗̋̓͊̂̂̄̉̋̓̇̊͊̈́̉̿̍͠o̷̙͍͎͈̥͑͒͐̓͊n̸̡̩̼͍̞̙̪̮̺̅͐̽̾ͅȇ̸̢̧̛̛̯͍̳̱́̋̏́̏̋͊̈́́̑̒̃̍̌ ̶̡̫̫̗͉̜̣̣͛̍́h̴̤͕̼̱̭̪̲̺̞̝̀̌̔͛̌̿͝ë̵̳͕̮͖͕̠̰̦̣̊̈̃̚͠͝͝ä̶̛̮͍̬̝́̋͌̌͑͗̏̐̈̂͗̓̚͝͠r̶͉̫̂̒̔̂̐͌̈̊̓ͅ ̵̭̜̥̦͍̣̤́̄̋ḿ̸̧̛̛̠̣̙͖͈̟̙̻̓͑͛͋̂̓̆͗̀̊̃̑͋͂e̶͈̦̠͍͉̘̯̟͍͖̤̠͓̭͖͘͜͜?̷̨̘͈͈̬͙͒͂

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Yes, I can hear you. Are you okay?

C̵̩̱̫̣͍̞̤͉̐̇̃̅ä̸̛̝̻͉̞͓̘͙͇͇̝̭́̈́̑̌̍́̑̕̚͜ͅṉ̴̰̗͇̼̤̱̗̜̜̰̤̩͓̭̆̿̒ ̸̮̙͖͌͑͊̓̀̉͆̆̓̍̚̚á̴̧̡͔̮̭̥͇͖̇̀̋̈̿́̈͗͌̈́̀͗̾̇̊͒͘͜͜ņ̶̧̧̨̠̭̼̮͚̠̰̖͚̻͍͇̌̀͐͠ͅy̸̗̋̓͊̂̂̄̉̋̓̇̊͊̈́̉̿̍͠o̷̙͍͎͈̥͑͒͐̓͊n̸̡̩̼͍̞̙̪̮̺̅͐̽̾ͅȇ̸̢̧̛̛̯͍̳̱́̋̏́̏̋͊̈́́̑̒̃̍̌ ̶̡̫̫̗͉̜̣̣͛̍́h̴̤͕̼̱̭̪̲̺̞̝̀̌̔͛̌̿͝ë̵̳͕̮͖͕̠̰̦̣̊̈̃̚͠͝͝ä̶̛̮͍̬̝́̋͌̌͑͗̏̐̈̂͗̓̚͝͠r̶͉̫̂̒̔̂̐͌̈̊̓ͅ ̵̭̜̥̦͍̣̤́̄̋ḿ̸̧̛̛̠̣̙͖͈̟̙̻̓͑͛͋̂̓̆͗̀̊̃̑͋͂e̶͈̦̠͍͉̘̯̟͍͖̤̠͓̭͖͘͜͜?̷̨̘͈͈̬͙͒͂

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

I think I'm finally getting close to a planet. Not sure if there's life on it, but I guess I'll be finding out soon.

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

…yeah I’m not gonna question that. My life is weird enough without questioning what that all means.

Apparently I can sleep for weeks at a time now. That definitely isn't concerning.

At least my cat has an automatic feeder and water bowl, so she's fine.

And my ship is still in the middle of nowhere!

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Nvm, @lyfrassireddatsct won’t sick some bees upon you. >:(

Good! I don't want to have bees sent to me!

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

I may or may not be sending someone to sick a whole load of bees upon you later.

Rude. Why would you do that?

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Yes, you can bring her back. I'm not going to question the cardboard cutout thing.

Apparently I can sleep for weeks at a time now. That definitely isn't concerning.

At least my cat has an automatic feeder and water bowl, so she's fine.

And my ship is still in the middle of nowhere!

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Did someone use the nap time stuff on you?

The what?

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Apparently I can sleep for weeks at a time now. That definitely isn't concerning.

At least my cat has an automatic feeder and water bowl, so she's fine.

And my ship is still in the middle of nowhere!

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Wait. It's been over a week?

How long was I asleep?

Guys it's been over a week. Flood the dead with pizza again.

Oh gods no not again

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Grandma fell down the stairs.

I got a photo of it.

...I want to see the photo.

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

{I Have Been Exhausted Lately, And I've Been Really Busy, So I Haven't Had Time To Run This Blog, But Hopefully I'll Be back To Posting More Often Now That Most Of My Big Projects Are Done! Sorry About The Absence :o( }

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Sneaks you a pizza slice. With bacon on top.

Out the airlock. Immediately.

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

Guys it's been over a week. Flood the dead with pizza again.

Oh gods no not again

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

We have been dealing with some… complications, with our t&;imefl@!ow. It’s difficult to explain. But there are these patches !_in need of filling. I can detail more of it, if you wishb CA x bc ha dvvx can you do T Hut w that?

I'm sorry, I didn't catch the end of that. I'm still very new to the whole Outer God thing, but maybe @donkeyheadedadversaryofman could be of help?

[formerinspectorlyfedda]

You are an outer god, yes? Please, we need help!

Yes? What do you beed help with?