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mood: hydra - stretchy, speedy, & probably immortal

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The Fellowship gets on the topic of their ages one night and Boromir comes to the dawning realization that he has absolutely no idea how old any of his companions are supposed to be at all
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Russel: I’ve conquered my fear of ghosts.
Therapist: That’s the spirit!
Russel: Oh fuck, where?!
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that wasn't priest, that was my mom
A priest was cleaning my windows, repeatedly asking me if I could see the light of God. “You can’t possibly see the light of our Lord and savior through dirty windows.”
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I am a tardigrade

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