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You: [I cannot let these guys know I burned my hair impromptu haircut at 3 am]

Sasuke: …uh. So you uh. Hm.

Naruto: Anything new with you? You look…different.

You: [poorly half shaved head] nope.

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You: man I’m so hungry I could eat Obito Uchiha

Kakashi: …

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Ok so…you’re plopped into the Naruto universe, you’re found by Konoha and obviously take you because omg child who’s covered in dirt and mud, unfortunately as soon as you’re “old enough” you get the standard Konoha orphan treatment and get put into an apartment alone.

You obviously decide this is bullshit and go outside to train, you’re pretty sure you don’t have chakra, and memorizing those hand signs would be hell not to mention performing them really fast like these characters do. So you think to yourself “what’s the next best thing” well you’re in a fictional universe so technically you could just enhance your physical form until you’re unbeatable.

And you know what anime did that really good? Demon slayer, because breathing techniques have always been a thing, typically used by monks nowadays, but it’s definitely something you can put your mind to. That’s exactly what you did, training day in and day out, honing your skills with a sword, until your hands were blistered and sore, pushing your limits pushing boulders around to train your muscles and endurance.

You enroll into the academy as soon as you can, you can probably do basic jutsu, enough to get you through the classes, but they also teach actual tactics which will be good for training. You’re a good student, not the best due to lack of chakra or just very little of.

Because of your late joining, you are stapled onto a team of three, and cliche but Kakashi’s team. You outshined your classmates in terms of agility, speed, strength, aiming and hand to hand, rounding out the chakra tank nine tailed fox, the sharingan with a sharp mind, and brute strength with great healing capabilities. You’re probably a lot more lax than your teammates, you know your skill set, you know why you excel in those things, of course you know where you need to be on the team and make space.

At least Kakashi has one normal student who isn’t boy crazy, dream obsessed or revenge driven. No, you’re just here to protect your teammates, and that’s something he admired and wanted to make sure you honed.

But what probably interested him the most was his inability to read your movements, you were way too fast for a kid who just started official ninja training. A little clumsy as you were still only a kid but that’s something he could definitely start planning out how to refine.

(I’m gonna continue I need to think)

Since breathing techniques are more something like tai jutsu but also way way way WAY beyond that does that mean a demon slayer could just…fuck shit up and no one would be able to stop them unless they stopped themselves

Like I’m talking hashira level demon slayer but even regular demon slayers are fuckin crazy

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Good to have you back :3

I’m trying to regain inspiration for stuff but then something always happens when I do but I’ll keep trying regardless

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And of course when you enroll into the school, can you do jutsus? Maybe, maybe not, probably not because it would give like a Rock Lee kind of vibe of where everyone underestimates you for it. But you have something even better, ever wanted to beat your enemy so bad you astral project yourself into a metaphysical realm where you see your opponents weakness of both body and mind? Congratulations!!!

I’m cooking something hold on (delusions, I’m deluded)

Since breathing techniques are more something like tai jutsu but also way way way WAY beyond that does that mean a demon slayer could just…fuck shit up and no one would be able to stop them unless they stopped themselves

Like I’m talking hashira level demon slayer but even regular demon slayers are fuckin crazy

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Like imagine you get plopped into the Naruto universe idk the reason truck-kun probably, and you being the nerd obviously decided “well I don’t know if i can actually do jutsus but since this is a fantasy setting I can probably get away with the crazy feats that demon slayers do since they don’t have any actual powers and just train like lunatics.”

So you start training by yourself, cold waterfalls, push the boulder, slash the boulder, breathing control, exercise, and…whatever the fuck obanai was teaching about not hitting your allies in battle but maybe with like…paper or something easily torn or bent

Since breathing techniques are more something like tai jutsu but also way way way WAY beyond that does that mean a demon slayer could just…fuck shit up and no one would be able to stop them unless they stopped themselves

Like I’m talking hashira level demon slayer but even regular demon slayers are fuckin crazy

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Like if you excel in a breathing technique like almost perfectly for even a moment everything slows down for you, you think quicker, your wounds stop bleeding, you stop breathing, you can stop poison from coursing through your body, you can see through your opponent, like you can see your opponents weak points like straight into their soul

And this something that is learned, tried, refined and tried again over and over and over until they succeed like demon slayers are fucking crazy

Since breathing techniques are more something like tai jutsu but also way way way WAY beyond that does that mean a demon slayer could just…fuck shit up and no one would be able to stop them unless they stopped themselves

Like I’m talking hashira level demon slayer but even regular demon slayers are fuckin crazy

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Since breathing techniques are more something like tai jutsu but also way way way WAY beyond that does that mean a demon slayer could just…fuck shit up and no one would be able to stop them unless they stopped themselves

Like I’m talking hashira level demon slayer but even regular demon slayers are fuckin crazy

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Naruto: my friend is so mean :(

You: I can’t control the weather, Naruto! I can’t help the fact it started to rain while you were doing laundry!

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You: Be careful around here, there’s a pit!

Naruto, running right into it: There’s a what-

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What was this guy gonna do to me with that jutsu? I guess we’ll never know.

It’s funny that everyone in Naruto just lets you do the whole hand signal for a jutsu like yeah it gets pretty fast but at the same time

While you were performing hand signals I’ve been punching you in the face

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i love your posts. please don’t die before me

I’m trying man I’m trying

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y'all alive?

Kinda

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It’s funny that everyone in Naruto just lets you do the whole hand signal for a jutsu like yeah it gets pretty fast but at the same time

While you were performing hand signals I’ve been punching you in the face

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Duke: I’m the best at rolling dice and rolling up to women.

You: The only thing you’re rolling here are my eyes.

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You: Plus four, Naruto.

Naruto: WHAT THE FUCK? I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!

You: I would say I’m sorry…but I’m not, I play to win.

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Sasuke: I just don’t understand why it all went wrong!

You: Ah- well, Murphy’s law.

Sasuke: who the HELL is Murphy and why does his law SUCK?