#incorrect x reader

[forthereaderinserts]

Jiraiya: But what about your memories? Won’t you lose them?

You: What memories? I’m like a gold fish over here.

Orochimaru: Do you mean that in a literal sense or a figurative sense?

You: Hm? Oh, hey Orochimaru.

[peppermint-fruit]

Kirishima: It’s pretty cold outside, don’t you think?

Y/n: Yeah. We should hold hands. And probably stand close together to conserve body heat.

Kirishima: Exactly! Good idea, Y/n.

Bakugou: ...

Bakugou: it’s fucking 90 degrees outside.

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[donnas-dollface]

Vi: *accidentally hits y/n in the face (they were holding the punching bag)*

Vi: *trying to decide between saying 'i’m so fucking sorry' and 'are you okay'*

Vi: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Y/N, holding their bloody aaa nose: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

[echos-scomplink]

Y/N: *dies*

Sam: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Dean: Bullshit. One month

Rowena: half a month

Jack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? Y/N JUST DIED!

Cas, scratching his chin in thought: One week

[voidpvllman]

yelena: this is a safe space. if you have anything bothering you, or if you have anything you want to share, now is the time!

bob: i just want to say that i am happy to have found a family here and i think i’m doing a lot better.

yelena: that’s great, bob…

bob: also, y/n and i were on a walk this morning and we saw a dog and y/n said it reminded her of me and i started crying.

yelena: that is very sweet, bob.

you: it was a golden retriever…

*awkward mutters of agreement and aww’s*

john: so like… i’ve been wondering...

*everyone looks up in shock at actually hearing walker talk during sharing time*

john: no judgement?

yelena: no judgement, john.

john: okay….. *takes a deep breath*

john: *nervous* when you and bob….. y’know… is it technically a foursome?

yelena: oh my god.

you: what the actual hell, walker—

bob: *wide eyed, visibly scared* ᶦˢ ᶦᵗ

bucky: ….judgement, walker. very large amounts of judgement and disgust.

john: ʸᵒᵘ ˢᵃᶦᵈ ᵗʰᶦˢ ʷᵃˢ ᵃ ˢᵃᶠᵉ ˢᵖᵃᶜᵉ

[mothxmoons]

You: You’re seriously going on a mission? Before our honeymoon?

Miguel: It can’t be helped, love, I’m sorry.

You: Whatever, fine, just return this for me then, it’s everything I planned on wearing for our honeymoon.

Miguel: ….this just has lipgloss..

You: Suffer.

[thephantomsdream]

Soap: What did you do on break, Lt?

Ghost: Rode my bike and slept in an alleyway behind a bar.

Gaz: Checks out... (leaves the room)

Ghost: ...

Ghost: Want to know what I really did?

Soap: (immediately interested)

Soap: Yeah!

Ghost: (pulls out his phone)

Ghost: (shows picture of him having someone cuddled up next to him, both under a blanket, two switches in hand, both on the Stardew Valley logo screen)

Soap: (his smile falls immediately)

Soap: Wh—

Ghost: I played Stardew Valley with the missus.

Soap: The mi—?!

Ghost: Planted crops, went to the mines...

Ghost: (swipes through more pictures of them playing)

Soap: (stunned silence)

Ghost: Upgraded the house for the missus, made some town friends... (screenshots of more gameplay)

Soap: Wait—

Ghost: Even fishing. (shows a picture of him catching a legendary fish)

Ghost: The missus doesn't like fishing. (clicks his tongue) Caught them all though. (nods to himself)

Ghost: (smirks) Want to know why I'm telling you this?

Soap: (still stunned, but nods)

Ghost: Because nobody will believe you.

Ghost: (starts deleting all pictures in front of Soap)

Soap: (pained gasp)

Soap: Ye monster.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: Fuck me if I'm wrong but- Ghost: Wrong. You are wrong Y/N: I haven't even said- Ghost, taking his shirt off: You are WRONG

[shortnsweetsposts]

Child!Damian: *Trying to hug Bat!reader*

Bat!reader: Leave alone, baby.

Child!Damian: *Looked up at Bat!reader with them big ol'eyes*

Bat!reader: ...

Bat!reader, starts ugly sobbing and hugged child!Damian back: YOU'RE MY BABY. YOU'RE MY BABY AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Batfam: Oh wow

[lives-in-midgard]

Y/N: Bye Bob!

Y/N: Bye Bucky!

Y/N: Bye Yelena!

Y/N: Bye John!

Y/N: Bye Ava!

Y/N: Bye Alexei!

Y/N: Bye Bob!

John: You said 'Bye Bob' twice.

Y/N: I really like Bob.

[aventurineswife]

[forthereaderinserts]

You: Because you’re going to be a father

Kakashi: :O

Naruto: Kakashi you’re pregnant?

Sakura: Wow, sensei, how could you hide this from your team?

Kakashi: What-

[sayangrafayel]

Caleb: I’ve been dropping her the most insanely obvious hints for like, years now. No response.

MC: Wow. She sound stupid.

Caleb: But she's not. She's really smart actually. Just dense.

MC: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Caleb: I guess you’re right. Hey MC, I love you.

MC: See! Just say that!

Caleb: Holy fucking shit.

MC: If that flies over her head then, sorry Caleb, but she's too dumb for you.

Caleb: MC.

[donnas-dollface]

Y/N, turning to Jayce: Stop calling yourself hot when the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

[voidpvllman]

bucky: who in their right mind would put all of us together? we all have serious issues… i’m the most normal person here, maybe, other than y/n; and i was a brainwashed assassin and killed a us president!

you: actually, i suffer from a rare disorder where i hate everyone in the world except for bob.

bob: :D

yelena: i was an alcoholic for a while and wished i was dead…

john: the whole world hates me…

ava: i need a suit to survive...

alexei: no one knows who i am, even though i helped save new york and am on cereal boxes…

bob: i was a suicidal drug addict at thirteen because of my abusive father and absent mother. but now i’m just severely bipolar…

bob: oh! also, i have a demon inside me that physically manifests as my darkest thoughts and it once tried to take over new york! and a super-god-guy that is completely unbeatable and immortal that has numerous powers that can’t control yet!

*very long silence*

bucky: this is exactly what i was talking about.

john: wait, did you say you killed a us president—

[mothxmoons]

Spider-You: can I try to rizz you up?

Miguel: sure??

Spider-You: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE