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i was exploring gerudo desert and went to lookout landing to report a well and i guess i got too used to swinging at tumbleweeds bc i automatically swung at a poor baby goron tumbling around lookout landing 😭😭

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playing totk, exploring ruins.

sudden burst of deadly foreknowledge: 👁️👁️ there will be a gloom spawn here.

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bodies should have crash logs. why the fuck did that just happen.

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i know when a blood moon will happen in totk or botw not because i keep track but because it always happens when i’m in the most inconvenient spot

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just saw the lurelin geoglyph. never recovering, actually. in Literal Tears. MY GIRLL NOOOOOOO

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me first time totk in goron city: wow! can’t wait to see yunobo! wonder if he’s stressed about all his workers getting Eviled by these rocks.

yunobo, mob boss attire, ALSO eviled: 👹

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MAG 6 Squirm

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rewatching all the pokemon movies. in hindsight pokemon: mewtwo strikes back (the 1998 one) was fucking insane. mewtwo traumatizes several strangers by cloning their pokemon and forcing them to fight eachother, so much so as to change multiple of the trainer’s views on pokemon fighting, Ash fucking dies, and in end Mewtwo’s like “oh, oh shit. yeah you all have got to fucking forget about all of this. this is better left off forgotten. i’m so fucking sorry.” AND SO NOBODY REMEMBERS IT!!!!!

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me, first blood moon totk: ahh, we can hear zelda :)) she will tell us to be careful.

actual cutscene happens:

me: that?? isn’t my girl??

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just went through the forgotten temple in botw. most miserable experience of my entire fucking life

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me, at the inn, goron city: oh the goron massage must just be like, replacement for the soft bed, right?

me at the sound of link’s poor hylian bones being absolutely snapped: 😧

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me, first time botw, exploring,: talus plateau, huh? Alright, I can beat a talus.

black level bokoblins + moblins, black level lizalfoes, a Hinox, and a Lynel: 🙂

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wanted to recreate this photo of florence welch bc she looks like a literal goddess in it, also i felt it was really good for practicing lighting/shading and how light reflects

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every zora lanayru wetlands: Our Prince Sidon!! he’s so great! he’s waiting for you i promise he’s so cool!

douma: that fucking weirdo over there, prince sidon,

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just walking in lanayru wetlands:

every single zora ever: OH MY GOD, ITS A HYLIAN—PLEASE HELP US

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when playing unpacking i sort the clothes on who they belong to, so if there’s something more fashionable or pretty i go “ah yes this must belong to my more sensible and beautiful wife”