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I had a dream where I was cleaning up broken glass at work. That's not weird. The weird part was that I was without a single question or second though, storing the shards of glass in my mouth???? I even got a cut in my mouth and started bleeding.

I miss when I had reoccurring dreams that had a whole storyline. A storyline I didn't remember when I woke up and only remembered when I dreamed about them.

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I think it's goofy how they say banished like Banish Ed back in the day (Romeo and Juliet). For some reason I also thought it was a common joke to say Banish Ed but I have found no evidence to support this sadly. All my searching of Banishit on YouTube all to for not. I sit in mine own room in tears.

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Untitled lake (rough draft)

The lake is shallow.

On first appearance it could be mistaken for something deep. Yet it's not even shind deep. It's rotten just beneath its clear blue surface.

Mosquito eggs propagate across its stagnate surface. Beneath it the sand, dirt, and clay that would normally be there have been replaced with rotting flesh. It only still stands because nothing has destroyed it. It's alive yet still it rots. 

Could it one day…

No.

Maybe.

It must desire it. Even that is only the first step. A long path ahead. Decaying is easy. Simple. Falling into it again with one slip can be easily done. 

The foliage around the lake grows tall. Messy and disorganized. It could be full of ticks. It is, however, alive.

Rabbits hide and feed within it. Dear take stops to munch on the foliage. Wolf packs hunt deer and rabbits near it. 

Though there are no fish, there are new fish eggs in the lake. Birds have brought these eggs when taking baths after harvesting nesting materials from the vast voilage.

It is up to the lake.

And no one else

(I think this is implied so I am conflicted on including it. I have already been a little too on the nose with a few other sections.)

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Bone apple teeth (edited: originally said "None apple teeth"). Behold my meal. Only 35 minutes in the microwave wave.

I have only (from memory) burned 2 things in my life. This and microwave popcorn. I got back from work (got a job like 2 months ago) fucking pissed and with a brain that had wanted to go home before I even woke up. Yet I stayed an extra 30 minutes. I microwaved it for 35 seconds. It was still frozen. I was hungry. More than that I was all out of patience and brain cells apparently. I put it back in the glance at the box and thought "fucking bullshit. 35 minutes that's fucking stupid but sure that's what it say" I was in my work mode of compliance without thinking. Also 35 minutes is the oven instructions. The oven instructions. It's a small one person meal. In what world would that take over even 5 minutes in a microwave let alone 30?????

I am not the brightest shoe on the shelf to be honest.

Also I discovered a useful fact. None of the smoke detectors work in any way shape or form. Like I was in my room unaware that the microwave was being painted a new color on the inside. This is something that's going to be funny in hindsight but in the moment I was on the brink of tears. Mostly because I couldn't find one of the cats. The cat is fine. Plenty of treats and pets have been administered.

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Why cute? But honestly and 💯% seriously, this is the ideal way to play warfare.

Warfreeem

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I have, through a series of actions, acquired what is known as a job.

A few weeks ago to be specific. It is a job where I get paid to do work. I also have to drive there and back completely on my own. I finally truly feel like I am in some way being a fully functioning adult person. My one comment on my job is... God my ankles hurt.

Wow this is a relatively short post with no paragraph long tangents! Unusual. Am I becoming something different? Something evil? Something that gets its point across in a timely manner without purposely making their writing just kinda hard to understand and impossible to read out loud due to the absurdly long sentence length.

Impossible

This can't be

What have I become ?

What have I done?

Something something beep beep car bob chins.

... that's it

Bye... I guess.

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Car car beep beep. Guess what, there is no god and I can now legally drive on America road ways and there is nothing you can do about it.

I will be driving safe on roads in the United States of America like

(I don't remember the source). Vroom vroom. I am sloth the incarnate of following traffic laws and not committing vehicular manslaughter due too gross disregard for human life because I have an incredible burning hatred for people who race or the like on roadways endangering others because they think driving fast is cool. I also, on a related think the people who come together to get people out of prison or reduce their sentence when they do horrible things because they are "too handsome" should really not be on the Internet and be getting the help they need because that is not in any consivible way healthy. Imagine grieving families having to see these fuckers celebrating the person that took their loved ones life. I thought I was going to be writing jokes but instead I am unintelligibly ranting about things I hate. Uhhh have a funny image

(I can't remember the source but I think it was something like "I reincarnated somewhere" or "I reincarnated as the protagonist" I have over 100 images from comics I read.)

Anyway I have acquired the mystical artifact that is a driver's license. It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be. I mean compared to college it was a *drive* in the park. He ho ha hy hu. Anyway the written test was just like the online practice ones if not easier with some questions. The road test was quick compared to the hard core driving to the store training I did with my mother. The people at the DMV were and this is going to sound like a story from a different dimension but suspend your disbelief because weirdly enough they were friendly. I know you now think none of this is real but trust me I have a license and they were friendly but they mistook me for a teen a few times. I am a full grown adult by the way. The instructor was a calm person that was fine with my tendency to say what I'm doing out loud to help me focus. They did not seem bothered by it even though I was babbling about all the things I was doing and thinking about. Like I said I am slowing down and looking ahead a lot because we are in a residential area and there are usually a lot of parked cars meaning I will have to go into the opposite lane to pass them. Not an exact quote but I think it gets the point across that I was babbling.

I also thought of an idea for a stream. I play some sort of game that has some sort of vehicle I can drive and I call it something clever about me now being able to legally drive. Like for example "Trying to keep my license in GTA five" or "now that I can legally drive I'll drive a rovor in the backrooms (gmod)" I literally spent hours the other day making a working vehicle that worked like a drone rover thing. It still isn't perfect but it works... Mostly... Anyway it's really cool. It has a camera and it drives... That's about it. I'm thinking about giving it flight but that will be harder. I am also thinking about making a smaller version. And I'll leave you all with one last piece of art which I have foolishly forgotten the source for..

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I EAT THE MICROPLASTICS SO THE FISH And TURTLES DON'T HAVE TO 💪

I think this as I absolutely obliterate my pen between my teeth.

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The story of the bear cube that mistaken for a dog and was taken in to a dog shelter or what ever it was and had the best day of it's fucking life live in my head rent free. I mean look at its face. Adorable. Why bear look big dog when personality mean. Also I heard bear fur has a lot of icky stuff in it that could make one sick. (like flee? Ticks?) I don't remember. Source: I heard it from "GOD" (it was probably some survival show I watched).

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This has some become my screaming into the void page. Considering my last two(three) posts that are just derailed ramblings of chaos... uh wacky... What? Ok? Yep not editing we sit in our boxs and lie in them. Have I said I'm not the brightest shoe on the shelf. Well I finally get a new phone tomorrow. My current phone is the.... I think note 8??? Wait let me check

Yep it's the galaxy note 8 and I got it the year it came out...

Wait

What it was... 2017??? That was... 2024-2017..... I'm good at math I swear just give me a seconds 20-17... 3 + 4.... 6 + 1.... 7 years ago... how long is a phone supposed to last... well it's probably not as long as how many years my father had a BlackBerry phone so....

Well my phone had two black spots which knowing my clumsy ass, is expected. (I broke multiple iPads that my high school gave me for "free" and don't ask me how a high school afforded giving everyone an iPad <also I think it cost my parents money every time I broke it but it wasn't me paying so I don't remember>). What was I talking about... oh yeah my phone as a special secret type of spot on it that I don't under stand... wait for it.

It has a fucking green spot.??????????? Don't ask me???

It also has screan burn in (so orange).

I guess that's all I have to say?

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I now have a bed frame.

Look whose moving up in the world. Ha ha. Truly just writing this to myself but having a clean room feels amazing. It wasn't "dirty" per say but my room has bob chin's lighting so the dust was just invisible. I used a desk lamp to see it and cleaned it. I'm also throwing away a lot of stuff that I have Squirreled away. It was just a buch of shool note books and college textbooks from my first few years of college. Kept them (the note books) because they had doodles in them. Why am I writing this. Well it feels good to just write it out in one go and get it out of my system. This is so chaotic. I should just get to the point. The point being... don't...

...

Horde... useless stuff?

...

Sounded better in my head.

Oh wait. Having a clean and organized room (I want to say that organized doesn't mean not lived and is intentionally nebulous as to define organized in a matter that I find to be acceptable with my low level of writing would take so may word like shit this is already too long) feels nice and is good from the brain chemical machine health probably, one might say if they cleaned their room for... I don't know... started at 3 and it's fucking 9 a clock at night (~6 hours). One might want to make themselves feel like they did something grand and healing if they say... SPENT 6 HOURS almost straight CLEANING.

My

My arms hurt.

I feel clean.

It was so fucking worth it though. Oh yeah and I guess I graduated from college too. But... like hey... I clean my room isn't that impressive. Mom do I get a gold star.

What the fuck am I writing any more. This is just like my last post. Nonsense. And I can't honestly say that I know for sure that my co2 detector is functioning here (this is a joke and it is most definitely probably like giving 90% chance that it is in completely totally LEED approved functioning condition).

Oh shit wait is it red lobster or bob chin's... fuck wait I'll look it up but I refuse to edit this smelly piece of garbage I am currently writing.

Okay no I got the right place but now I have so many questions. I....

I didn't know bob chinn's(apparently the proper spelling) and red lobster were different places?!

Anyways love those tiki cups when I was a kid. My childhood home always had so many of them in the cabinet for cups. They could hold so much lemonade or water. Okay time to stop writing. Why am i still here. I need to brush my teeth.

Me rn for real (source: The Perks of Being a Villain)

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I weirdly like cotton candy. Like any time I see it i go. Oh i could really go for some cotton candy. Other than slow cooked roasted beef and those crispy cube mashed potatoes that are actually one of the greatest foods know to mortal men there aren't many foods that make my mouth genuinely water. And I feel like based only on my delusions and vibes like cotton candy like candy corn (also a food i like because give the opportunity, I would gladly eat wax) is looked down upon unjustly thought it is an incredible treat. In this essay Ted talk therapy session, I will...

(I had too much fun writing this nonsense. I do believe cotton candy is divine don't get me wrong.)

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You drop your glasses without realizing and start walking away. How the gods from my fiction fantasy universe would react.

God: looks directly at you as you walk away blissfully unaware as they crush your glasses under their foot. Because they like breaking things. They are just generally a little shit but kinda lovable like a cat that causes mayhem but they are too fluffy and cute for anyone to be angry at them even though they are full of malice.

The Golem: Picks them up, runs up to you and gives them to you.

Solis: Calls out to you that you dropped your glasses but refuses to bend down and pick them up because that is below them and the floor is dirty.

Terra Gia: Says nothing as doing anything would be too much work and maybe they would sleep. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Ocean god/moon god/Gold Pebbles: Wants to say something but delays too much because they don't want to look like they actually like humans because they definitely hate humans why would you think that they like humans. They bring your glasses to some kind of lost and found.

Death: brings you your glasses and hands them to you without saying a word. 

Wizard: thinks sounds like not my problem and goes about their day.

The Sea of Eyes: Grinds your glasses to dust under their boot after calling your attention to the fact that you dropped your glasses just so they can see the look in your eyes when they destroy them right in front of your face.

Dimitri/Lumis/The mini sun: Cleans them and rushes to make sure you get them. If your glasses were broken before they would suddenly be fixed. When you thank them they will go on a monologue about how it is the honor of a hero to help the everyday person that the gods are sworn to rule over and that they are ready to help everyone at a moment's notice. Honor this honor that honor their mother Solis's name honor their father Terra Gia's name. 

The Hunt: Picks them up and runs after you so that you get them.

THE FIRST BORN/Terra Gia and Solis's oldest child/Daughter of the sun: Get their wife(The Hunt) or her daughter(The Ice Dragon) to return the glasses to you.

The Ice Dragon/Child of The Hunt: They chew on your glasses… I mean they give them back. Just not in the state they found them in.

EXTRA gods of the future

Choir mother: She'll give you your glasses and offer you a snack but if you accept then you are trapped into looking at all the different baby photos she shows you as she gushes over them to say how cute her dependents are.

King: He gives you your glasses while he tells you about how honorable his father was when he was alive and about how his mother is the new world tree and about how she slayed the very gods.

Slayer/new world tree: Call you to pick up your glasses like a drill sergeant and then berate you for being clumsy and how it could cost you your life on the battlefield of the void expedition.

EXTRA EXTRA even newer gods just dropped

The Fairy Dragon: Zzzzzzzzzzzzz just like their father all those years ago when they were an egg for thousands of years.

Obsidian Dragon: Gives you your glasses but starts bragging about how cool his wife was.

Golden Dragon: Just gives you your glasses and goes about his day.

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An image from a comic I read part of that I can't get out of my head.

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Baby mc sniffling and hiding inside some wardrobe when one of their siblings find them and ask whats wrong.

"Osia is a big meanie" they sign with their tiny hands.

Adrei: takes the baby up in her arms, and tries stiffly to rub their back. Silently marches up to Osia and commands "stop." Since it's Adrei, Osia stops for a few weeks. (Then she does it again, but when Adrei is around she limits herself a bit)

Ghaven: shushes MC, cuddles them and feeds them all the sweets their mum confiscated (ha! Ghaven has found them). They will make sure to organise evil pranks to Osia, one for every time they find baby MC upset. (At that point, Osia is so enraged with Ghaven that she kinda ignores baby MC)

Emyr: sighs, sadly. Hesitantly reaches out with one hand to comfort MC and if the baby crawls on his lap to cry he'll stay still and hold them. Will subtly invite baby MC to read with him more - to keep them away from Osia.

Saraah: panicks, tries to comfort MC and agrees that Osia is a meanie. If MC is very upset Saraah cries too. He either goes to angrily confront Osia (who, at this point, looks at him like a harmless gnome) or shuts himself in with MC to play and made them forget.

Radel: is around MC's age, so he blinks and at the look of MC's teary eyes he starts silently crying too. Cue another sibling finding both babies in tears.

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