frankc-astle

[frankc-astle]

I know, he squealed like a little girl who received a sticker from her barbie magazine.

Now he wants other shit too..

@frankc-astle I left Mirco a gift in his warehouse.

[frankc-astle]

He’s gone now, don’t worry ‘bout it anymore.

To the asshole who just threw paint all over my motorbike. I fucking hate you and your fuckin dog.

I'm gonna come find you and light up your shit.

[frankc-astle]

Can I get a hug?

[sighs] At least you asked.

C’mere [opens his arms]

[frankc-astle]

okay so like I have no clue what happened to the first list but I needed to update it anyway so here's the updated list of :

friends/acquaintances/people that don't like me (but I don't say who's who) (variants are different people but organized together)

Mobius and I don't talk anymore

Mathew Michael Murdock:

@verygoodlawyer 😈

@real-matt-murdock 💼

@mattmurdockthelawyer 🙈

Frank Castle:

@theyneedtobepunished 🤍

@frankc-astle 💀

The Void:

@its-like-a-void ♠️

John F. Walker:

@johnwalker-usagent 😡

@us-agent-atyourservice 👨‍👦‍👦

@usagent-notcap 🏳️‍🌈❓

Peter Parker:

@bstandsforbabydaddy 🕷️

Foggy Nelson:

@foggy-nelson-real 👍

@thegoodavocado 🥑

The Sentry:

@the-real-sentry ⚜️

Bob Reynolds:

@just-bob-or-sentry-ig 🦄

@therealbobreynolds 🧣

@spicycinnimon-bob 🫂

Bucky Barns:

@buchnanbarnes 😺

@br00klyn-bucky 🪖

@professor-james-buchanan-barnes 🖋️

Jessica Jones:

@jessicajonespi 🥃

Nana:

@oh-to-be-a-murderer 🎂

[frankc-astle]

I’m not gon’ even comment anymore.

All i know is that @nadjavoss and @thegoodavocado are dead.

Speaking of “Mikey Murcock” the famous pornstar, what pornstar name would you give your friends? (foggy, karen, nadja, frank etc)?

-🔞

Hahah oh my god this is— alright.

@frankc-astle would still be “The Punisher”. His name alone is a porn star name

@thegoodavocado would be F. Lawless

@karenpage-journalist Karina Sweetx

mine would be Naughty Nana or Naddie Vixen (Shoot me)

@thewillowfletcher is Willingly-XXX

[frankc-astle]

Imma kill you both. @thegoodavocado @nadjavoss

Speaking of “Mikey Murcock” the famous pornstar, what pornstar name would you give your friends? (foggy, karen, nadja, frank etc)?

-🔞

Hahah oh my god this is— alright.

@frankc-astle would still be “The Punisher”. His name alone is a porn star name

@thegoodavocado would be F. Lawless

@karenpage-journalist Karina Sweetx

mine would be Naughty Nana or Naddie Vixen (Shoot me)

@thewillowfletcher is Willingly-XXX

[frankc-astle]

I'm here to see if you'll bite. Don't worry, I had my rabies shot in advance. Xoxo Wade

Rabies shot or not, if you’re in biting range, you’re in shooting range as well.

Go bother Spider-Man. He likes this crap.

[frankc-astle]

Hey Frankie Boi. Just a heads up. Because I'm nice like that. When people ask you what guns to use for "protection" *siiiiiigh* they've read Haunting Adeline and the only answer you wanna give them is to get their minds outta the gutter and proceed with the warning that guns are sharp and WILL hurt them. Xoxo Wade.

Look, Wade. Can’t believe imma say this but you’re right for once.

Guns aren’t toys. They’re not props for some kink-fueled fantasies or some twisted form of foreplay. You pull the trigger, someone bleeds. That simple.

But i guess these kids will find out themselves.

Not my problem in this case.

[frankc-astle]

Hello:) This is for ooc. How do you play Frank so well and what inspired you to do so? Cause boy you have US hooked! Booked! Busy! Fingers up our puss-

anyways!! how are you so good?

OOC answers below:

Hhahaha wow hello, thank you so much for this:))) and for making me laugh. This is great

The Punisher is my favorite marvel character and not only i read some of the comics (so my character is based on comic! Frank, as well as the tv series one), i’ve seen the show like three times (?? i guess) and idk.

Overall, i find my personality quite similar to Frank’s. It’s not hard to get into his skin. I also have a bit of his knowledge about warfare/ptsd/guns/ betrayal and all that.

It’s sometimes like i’m playing myself, but with a twist.

Thank you for liking it, it really makes me happy knowing it’s accurate.

[frankc-astle]

so… ignoring what you said about the gag reflex. How did you and Mr. Murdock get together? (Can I be 🌸 anon?)

You can be whatever you want, kid.

And— [frowns] Get together? He can barely keep it together with himself.

We’re fairly different too. So we wouldn’t really go out for brunch.

[frankc-astle]

What kinda gun would you recommend for.. protecting of course.

Depends who you’re runnin’ from. For basic home protection i’d recommend something like a 12 gauge pump-action shotgun. Keep it in a drawer somewhere close

For sum’ to carry, a glock 19 will do

Hope you never have to use them though.

[frankc-astle]

How about you all come near me and see if i bite or not, huh?

*slides into your asks* So, Willow. *eyes you up and down and up again - gets dizzy* Ugh... *shakes head* This thing about Frankie biting... elaborate. Please. I'll give you a hug if the intel is good. Xoxo Pool

WADE! you know that I can't cope when hugs are on the table.

Well, my friend @thegoodavocado, Foggy, mentioned frank may have bitten bite marks into his fridge... @frankc-astle

Wait is that right? Maybe that was the other frank...

Yeah I don't know apparently he's a biter but not in the way that you think...

Sorry Wade! It's not the kinky intel you wanted. Can I still get a hug? It's been ages!

[frankc-astle]

*gasp* No complimentary pen for YOU then! Have you considered anger management courses? Xoxo Wade

Oh, no complimentary pen? How sad.

As for anger management, yeah, I considered it. Then I remembered the world’s full of people like you. Maybe lay off the coke before you offer teamwork. You twitch like a junkie on fast-forward.

Go home, I ain’t playing games tonight.

[frankc-astle]

Willow— [he growled]

"Pretty decent", huh? Well gee thanks, Frankie boy! *hearteyes* Would you perhaps maybe possibly be interested in joining the X-Force? You'll get a complimentary pen that almost certainly hasn't been near or in anyones ass. Xoxo Pool

[scoffs] Jesus. You ain’t changing, huh?

You want to play superhero dress-up with your X-Force, be my guest.

But call me ‘Frankie’ one more time and you gon’ see how complimentary that pen feels jammed in your eye socket.

[frankc-astle]

"Pretty decent", huh? Well gee thanks, Frankie boy! *hearteyes* Would you perhaps maybe possibly be interested in joining the X-Force? You'll get a complimentary pen that almost certainly hasn't been near or in anyones ass. Xoxo Pool

[scoffs] Jesus. You ain’t changing, huh?

You want to play superhero dress-up with your X-Force, be my guest.

But call me ‘Frankie’ one more time and you gon’ see how complimentary that pen feels jammed in your eye socket.

[frankc-astle]

What's your immediate thoughts on Deadpool/Wade Wilson? I hear he likes guns too...

Deadpool? Yeah, I know the guy. Runs his mouth more than he runs his guns, which is sayin’ enough about him.

I’ve seen him shoot, pretty decent. But fella is sloppy, no discipline or anything. Shit’s annoying too.

I’ve met him once and called me “Frankie boy”. Almost shot him in the kneecaps just for that.

[frankc-astle]

Stopping by to bring you a coffee. ☕️ Have a lovely Sunday, Castle!

Thanks. I could use one.