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And that’s a wrap on our latest trip to the House of Mouse. According to my Fitbit, we walked over 55 miles in 8 days. We rode dozens of rides and traveled by plane, tram, monorail, bus, boat and Slinky Dog. We ate too much food, spent too much money, and saw too many amusing things to count. It was exhausting, expensive and insane.

And an absolute blast.

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I’ll have your finest display salad, please.

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Where else would we stop before going home for good?

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A final ride back to our car, several hours later than expected.

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The first bag off the line is like the first gift of Christmas from Polar Express. Even after all these years, I can still hear the flapping of the ripped zipper as it clatters around the carousel.

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Welcome home to Philadelphia, where our utensil set is complete!

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Taxi’d back from the runway because the check engine light came on. I told them to unscrew the bulb like I did with my CR-V, and now we’re back on our way.

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Before exiting, check to see if you are in LA, hell, or have finally reached ‘The Island.’

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Think happy thoughts.

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This way to the car keying station, marble maze, spoonless dining and the car size comparison area. Also antiquated phones!

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I thought Disney prices were brutal.

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Beware of impalement. Brutal way to go on an airport tram.

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Lots of excitement here for our last monorail trip!

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I really wish they had a better theme for this ride - ‘toss your aerosols’ just isn’t as good as I’d hoped.

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The clock must’ve struck midnight already because instead of a horse-drawn carriage to the airport we got Zethro and this diesel bus.

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It took awhile, but we found it.

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The kids constructing last minute Mickey ears in the hotel lobby while waiting for the Magic Express. The box of scalped mice behind the desk was creepy.