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THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN!

after a contentious race full of unexpected turns and threats of kinslaying, the people of westeros have narrowed down the election to 2 candidates, who must now race against each other for the coveted iron chair

on one side, we have the youngest brother of the late king robert. renly may not have the best (or, let's be honest, any) claim to the throne, but his dashing good looks and charming personality have captured many a heart around the seven kingdoms. still, when he saunters about with his knights of summer, some doubt his ability to support the kingdom in times of crisis, and rumours about his proclivities in bed leave the realm uncertain of his willingness to produce an heir. on his side, he has the powerful and ambitious tyrell dynasty, who promises to support this new baratheon rule with money and produce during the long winter that approaches. but will this alliance prove to be a torn on westeros' side? or rather, up it's ass? 👀

on the other side, we have the even younger heir to the targaryen dynasty, the daughter of the mad king aerys herself. daenerys might carry the name of the establishment, but the silver queen flies to westeros with promises to care for the poor and needy in their times of struggle. people in essos call her breaker of chains for her heroic campaign against slavery and oppression, but the sight of dragon fire still leaves a sour taste in many mouths around the seven kingdoms. the targaryen house words call for fire and blood, but who will bleed if the dragon queen is allowed to sit the iron throne?

the choice, for the first time in westerosi history, is up to the public:

VOX POPULI, VOX DEI!

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Sometimes I like to imagine a world where joffrey is (slightly) nicer to his siblings u.u

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after the early demise or king robert baratheon, the succession of the realm is left uncertain. to avoid further conflict it's decided that a democratic election is to be held between the 6 candidates with the better claim to the throne. now it's up to YOU 🫵 a poor peasant from the riverlands to decide who the next king or queen of westeros will be. it's time to cast your vote 🗳

if none of the candidates receive over 50% of valid votes we're abiding by brazilian election rules and running a second round of voting with the 2 most popular candidates

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fuck this post happy birthday Kim Wexler

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they had matching shirts oh my god i think we should all kill ourselves

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this is the look george had in mind when he created rhaegar targaryen. if you care.

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Rhaegar Targaryen with his son Aegon Targaryen

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wanted to this with all POVs but there are too many and tumblr hates me so this will have to do

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song of the summer… to ME! thank you 2008 gaga

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i'll be having a good day and then remember white baelor breakspear in akotsk

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radical centrist luigi mangione thanking ayn rand, conservatives, and liberals, then quoting tyrion lannister and and attributing it to “george” like they are close personal friends

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and every demon wants his pound of flesh

based on "romeo and juliet" by sergio cupido:

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arthur and rhaegar under the dornish night sky

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remember this. well

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Our 134nd piece is...

Catelyn Stark, inspired by John Roddam Spencer Stanhope’s Penelope (1849) by @fkafig for caffeynaddict on twitter who donated to Gaza Soup Kitchen

If you’d like a prompt of your own drawn out by an artist on our team, you can find more information in our pinned post!

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how life feels when ur coworkers aren't the worst people imaginable