franzliszt-official

[franzliszt-official]

A-AEHM.

Imagine your favorite historical figure falling down the stairs

[franzliszt-official]

How about you do you miss sex 👀

Is this a rhetorical question

[franzliszt-official]

I shall punch that birdbrain Wagner for you. Or maybe just inject him with Haldol since I'm getting that anyway. Might as well bring enough for both MBFL AND Wagner. 😌

Want me to get you anything? Painkillers, food, coffee, booze?

Yes. Yes to everything. & please enjoy it with me.

What is Haldol, anyways?

More than that, Wagner might be bird in more ways than just brain, at this point...

[franzliszt-official]

Oh, don’t worry about it hahah.. anyways. How are you feeling? Do you need a hug? :) (this is me lowkey asking for a hug but feel free to reject)

- Lila 💜

Ah come along, no need to ask, too!

Hugs are welcome - always - & affections from ladies even more so.

[franzliszt-official]

Honest to god through all of this ive just been wondering whether MBFL can even like . Play piano . Would it be horrifying if he did

How would it be any more horrifying than anything he says.

If he did, he'd be quite talented.

[franzliszt-official]

I beg pardon from all of you. I have received a number of letters such as that I cannot really sort through all of those who have requested my attention. I'm sorry!

[franzliszt-official]

Tldr

Well, Franz, I could offer you help. I mean, maybe I am in the lucky position to shut the door to the abyss once more, but there is a lil problem, only you can solve.

I'll give you another hint again:

What more can you wish for! I Am Here! Every day, because of this ghastly thing & the hallstorm of mails this situation is bringing about!

[franzliszt-official]

Poor Justyna...

Ohhhhhhohho, @franzliszt-official , I am just lying here, outstreched on my bed, while @chopinski-official 's mom is feeding me popcorn and I would looooove to lick your salty lovely tears and sweat. But I won't. Tell us more about your first-world-problems of being impersonated and copied, and getting way too many letters of thirsty girls. You are such an hypocrite, it's dazzling funny.

[franzliszt-official]

Not sure what Matt Berry has to do in all of this.

It is a compliment baby. Ironic how it took you a life time to figure that out though. I’m glad to have met you now instead of back then. You know you’re my favorite don’t you~? Though Liszt is also pretty nice.

- Lila 💜

Thank you! Of course, liebe Lila.

Yes, Liszt seems to have that effect on people.... His bloßer existence seems to captivate crowds. At least, Franz does. I don't think that the same can be said about this Matt Berry Franz figure....

[franzliszt-official]

Thank you very much for your existence,!

I feel very blissful when I use the translation software to browse your posts

Liszt is totally the best!!♡

Oh dearest, my darling, such sweet thoughts you land here...

Thank you for your willingness to translate everything yourself, as to interact with my distraught page. Hopefully you can gather only joy & calm from it. Thank you!

<3

[franzliszt-official]

Well, Franz, I could offer you help. I mean, maybe I am in the lucky position to shut the door to the abyss once more, but there is a lil problem, only you can solve.

I'll give you another hint again:

What more can you wish for! I Am Here! Every day, because of this ghastly thing & the hallstorm of mails this situation is bringing about!

[franzliszt-official]

I’m pms some dude is treating that other franz like he’s a psychiatric patient 😭😭😭😭😭

Well, is he not?

[franzliszt-official]

I'm so sorry about MBFL, he gets like this sometimes, and when we're understaffed he sometimes escapes from the nursing home. It's probably just a urinary tract infection, you know how that can affect the elderly and cognitively impaired. We're trying to get the situation under control. Please don't take anything he says to heart. 😢

Too late.

[franzliszt-official]

I think a lot of us here will hear you out actually anon

- Lila 💜

Lila, my dearest... Of which anon are you speaking about? There have been so many as of now...

[franzliszt-official]

I WILL PUNCH WAGNER FOR YOU IF YOU WANT ME TO!

He shall stay away from you! I'll make him leave you alone if he doesn't buzz off. 😭

My dearest darling, I ardently appreciate your willingness about my cause & joyfully integrate you in my Personal Army of Protection.

[franzliszt-official]

Please never speak ever again

Okay, dear, tell me all about that Liszt. That's okay. Now, just one small antipsychotic, alright? You're doing great.

Now here you are…offering me a little pill, like a kiss disguised as chemistry.

Fine—I'll take it. But only if you promise to watch me do it, slowly, eyes locked, just close enough to feel the heat radiating off my incredibly stable, deeply unhinged self. Because if I’m going down into the warm arms of pharmaceutical clarity, i want you holding the spoon, whispering, “good boy.” You still want to hear something about @franzliszt-official ?

[franzliszt-official]

Anonymous, run. Really, it is the only choice!

LEAVE FRANZ ALONE!! YOU DON'T DESERVE HIS GENEROSITY!!

If you harrass him again I'll spread the rumour that you're French and Jewish.

Das, mein verehrtester Freund, geht mir sowas von an meiner Kloake vorbei! ICH BIN NUN EIN ALBATROSS! UND ICH WEIGERE MICH ZUDEM, EINE ANDERE SPRACHE ZU BENUTZEN, ALS DEUTSCH! KRUAKRAAA! @franzliszt-official wird mich erwecken, weil er zu verblendet ist, auf seine Freunde zu hören! Ich werde der Herr über alle Dimensionen sein, auch über Deine! Harharharrrr! Und jeder auf dieser Welt wird nur noch meine Opern hören! Ich ernähre mich von seiner Seele und niemand wird sich mehr an ihn erinnern!