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i just want him to fuck kiss me

i am a little bit in love with one of my best friends.

when will i learn that this situation never ends well

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req'd by @lonelydipshit

HM. what kind. what kind of hunger

text: I'm so horny I could eat a horse

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why are so many stagecoach bus drives just absolute cunts.

double tapped my bus pass bc the machine didn't beep or run green so i didn't know if it was accepted and the driver (who hadn't said anything else to me) just shouted in my face that it had gone through the first time and what the hell was i doing..

idk man the machine didn't fucking beep

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how do you get over a crush on your best friend...

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Shadowhunters lore is crazy what do you mean the demonhunters have a special name for homoerotic boy besties who will die without each other? What do you mean their army depends on generations of codependent boy besties with unresolved vaguely romantic vibes?

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One like = one smooch on his little head

One reblog = granting him access to the nuclear launch codes

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Colorado

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just got told off by someone saying i was bullying a kid because i chuckled when said kid said what the skibidi

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i am a little bit in love with one of my best friends.

when will i learn that this situation never ends well

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FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX. FOCUS ON THE BIBLE. STOP REBLOGGING MUPPET SEX.

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